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Faculty Show Achieves
Heights of Comedy



Continued from Page Four

(Messrs. Max Diez, Nahm, Wethy,
Karlson and Hedlund) promised to

watch over her.. Then none other than
the Dionne quintuplets—“Quints” to
Miss’ Ward—were ushered into Presi-
dent Parks’ office. Bryn Mawr had
made’a “scoop!” And what is more,
the “quints” adored our college.
Long have we heard of the wonder-
ful duet, Mrs. Manning and Dr. Cren-
shaw; never béfore have we heard
anything quite like the combined
efforts of this tremulo-mezzo-soprano
and this basso-profundo. The house
never quite recovered from the orgy
of laughter into which it was plunged.



Only ggome time after Dr. Fenwick
began auctioning off the Wyncie King
posters, did everyone regain his real
equilibrium. 8
When the posters had been sold, ‘and
the show resumed, a very dimunitive
pair, clad in red tunics, stepped out
in front of the curtains. Miss Palfrey
and Miss Stapleton, looking like un-
dergraduates ready for exercise, sang
a parody, written to the tune of Yow’re
the Top. This is beyond question an-
other choice bit, and we reprint it for
all who love the sublimely ridiculous:

You’re the top

You’re the Herben thicket

You’re the top

You’re a round-trip ticket

You’re the running pants that enhance
the legs of Grey



You’re a spot quotation, you’re in-
spiration

You’re Mother’s Day

You’re-the.time

Of a Pembroke sinner

You’re sublime

You’re a Deanery dinner

I’m a Ph.D. that’s fated soon to pop

But if, Baby, I’m the bottom, you’re
the top.

You’re the top
You’re a Fenwick collar



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