Counterpoint Hell Schedule
Wednesday:
-
Hell Week begins at sundown (5:35pm)!
This is a busy night for you! Spend the time doing scavenger hunts, or
whatever other crazy things you have to do to get your hell schedules!
Schedule copying: in your dorm (times depend on your dorm)
o Alternative: Board games with BMC Greens in Taylor C at 8pm
Thursday:
-
-
-
Dorm dress up day!
Erdman Performances 5-7pm: We know there are two things that all of
your love dearly: Counterpoint and Beyoncé. You must come up with a
dance to “Drunk In Love” and perform it at Erdman Performances! Make it
as sexy and wonderful as possible (of course only as sexy as you are
completely comfortable with). The performance has to be under 1
minute!
o Alternative: Movie screening in Radnor Common Room
Sectionals 8-9pm: It may be Hell Week, but we’re still having
sectionals…though it will not be a normal sectional. You must come
dressed up as one of the (Bryn Mawr) Counterpoint upperclasswomen,
and serenade us with the power ballad of your choice.
Trials: dress up in your most adorable pajamas (times depend on your
dorm)
o Alternative: Peer-led arts and crafts activities in Radnor Common
Room at 8pm
Friday:
-
-
-
Fulfill your punishments!
Call Your Girlfriend: The three of you must learn the arrangement of “Call
Your Girlfriend” (on Noteflight) and meet us at Pem Arch at noon to sing it
to us. We will do the cup rhythm part, and will help teach you the
arrangement in advance.
Confinement 2-4pm: convene with your fellow Counterpoint first-years
and use this time to plan your Goodhart Performance!
o Alternative: Confined to art in Arencliff
Goodhart Performance 5-8pm: Being a part of Counterpoint has definitely
spiced up your life. Let the entire student body know! Use confinement to
get together and put together a performance of “Spice Up Your Life” by
-
the Spice Girls. You can Lip sync or use a karaoke track to perform. You
must each dress up as a different Spice Girl – go crazy with it! Keep it
under 1min 30 seconds and remember to sign up EARLY for a spot, since
there are a limited number!
o Alternative: Movie screening in Radnor Common Room
BEDTIME STORIES: Literally one of the most beautiful parts of Hell Week
(times depend on your dorm)
Calisthenics 9:45pm: Also important to get ready for the Duck Pond Run!!!
Go to bed.
o Alternative: MSA sleepover in the Campus Center
Saturday:
-
-
Duck Pond Run 5am: RUN PITCHES RUN. Serenade a duck while you’re
there. If you all go in together holding hands, Marian will cancel Sunday’s
rehearsal.
Hell Week Time Out 12-4pm: Get your homework done and sleep! You
deserve it.
Hell Week Committee Office Hours 1-4pm: in Taylor Seminar Room
Shipley Dance 8pm: Wear whatever beautiful outfit your heller has told
you to wear, and get those numbers!
o Alternative: Odds vs. Evens dance-off at 8pm in Rhoads Dining Hall
Sunday:
-
Plenary 12:30pm: This is important. Go. Bring homework and friends. This is
your down time from hell week. You’re welcome.
Monday:
-
-
Hail to the Chief: We need KimCass to know how superb Counterpoint
ladies are. Do your best to impress her with a private performance of the
song of your choice on her front porch at Pen-y-groes.
Dorm Olympics 12-4pm: on Merion Green
o Alternative: Honey tasting with the Bee-keeping club in the
Campus Center
Tuesday:
-
We Bleed Purple: This is Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, so who knows where you’ll
be heading. Wherever you go, you must wear purple head-to-toe. Glitter
and sparkles encouraged. Washable purple hair-dye is mandatory. We will
provide the hairy-dye to you the night before.
-
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off 7:30pm: on Merion Green
o Alternative: Underwater basket weaving in Schwartz Gym 12-4pm
Wednesday:
-
-
Reconciliation Day: This is a day to be with your heller. YOU OFFICIALLY
MADE IT THROUGH HELL WEEK!
o Alternative: Discussion on Hypersexuality and Alcohol at 1pm in
Campus Center 200
Hell Week ends at sundown (5:44pm)!
