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WE. INITIATE
The influx of mankind through
the portals of Rockefeller arch on
the day of Varsity play was, per-
haps, one of the longest’ steps which

our own particular collegiate gen-}

eration will - witness during ‘its
campus life. ~The fact. that men
came to college in past years, were
formally signed up for “talks”, and
were sat’down in nooks and cran-
nies to exert their powers of repar-
tee ‘hardly qualifies our statement.
Dancing, in itself, was the gbjection
of the powers that were in the old
days. Amazing it is that the death

of fhis prejudice was “not” recog}

nized long ago; the fact that it was
not- makes.,the inauguration “of a
new eta of normalcy’all the more
' Convincing. It is*startling to. real-
ize how. young ‘are mariy of our
campus privilegés; yearly the life at
college approaches the norm of the
kind of life that one would lead
at home. ' Regulations are becom-

ing less: stringent and more’ sane. :

The fact that Bryn Mawr has sanc-
tioned and carried through a tea
dance, on its’ very campus, 1s but
another milestone in the good fe-
gime of a self-government of com-
mon sense. Long may it progress!

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CAMPUS CUT
Campus-cut ‘college clothes : what
are they? We are always ‘having

to face encounters with advertise-
ments of them. The Saturday Eve-

ning Post brims over with high-J member

class Sales literature on the subject.
But still we are in the dark. We
can oniy: suppose that Hart, Schaff-
ner and Marx Brothers wear them
when giving exclusive interviews. to
College Humor. ee
We are a college. At least so
we are told:——-And. yet: there. cer-
tainly -are-no--campus-cut. college
clothes. to be seen; no manifesta-
tions in the round that can strictly
be classed, as collegiate. We see.a
bandana: and exclaim exuberantly
“Ah, a type at last, The campus
model’ discovered!” . But disillu:
sion follows .swift. There, is no
consistency. Beneath’ the bandana
appears a most exquisite. silk dress,
unmarred stockings, shoes straight
froi—_the—Follies—via —I._Muller.
Worthy “of Fifth Avenue or. even
Broadway, all except fer the head-
gear. Or again, our eyes fixed in
discouragement on the sodden turf,
we see striding towards us sneak-
ers itr the last-stages—of decompo-
sition, rising from these, bare legs,
purple with cold, bruised from
hockey. Collegiate! But -no;
above these legs looms a fur coat.
sable and ermine. And pethaps the
most depressing vagary of all is a
head made up of dangling, sophisti-
cated earrings, an indubitablé and
impeccable wave, hibiscus: lipstick,
with underneath the sordid, unes-
capable reality of a sweat-shirt.
Apparently there is no collegiate
type. We have searched far. Our
‘lambent ambition was aroused by
the advertisements. We believed,

was a perfect whole. But now we

|o’clock required’ mood to the nine-

* were required from eight o’clock to

“we hoped, that somewhere there

is vagary, all is caprice. And the-







* Our ‘intellectual entertainment is}.
something of a hash; protoplasm
and poetry, Mussolini: and music,
hygiene and _ history all ‘spread
themselves benevolently’ through

mind to be so diStorted. Taylor is
supposed, ta have trained us well in
the art of ies Ha “our mentality’
—for instanee, from the eight-\

o'clock élective mood, yet our brain
convolutions ‘are not really well
enough developed... *
But the whole affair can be
looked at from another angle. Sup-
pose a single solid Taylor mood

one—no, I thank you. Suppose
after dissipating ourself, upon
‘Goddhart and ,Breasted on Tues-
day, that pleasure must-*also be
sought on Wednesday and Thurs-
day, ‘etcetera. ‘
Decidedly, if only to avoid
mania, we shall have to keep on
with our Goodliart-Taylor mince-
meat.



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._CHE..NEWS
opinions expressed in this column. |
To the CoLLece News: |

Many “of us. have found the Bryn |
Mawr Club and are enjoying it—that |
We

want you to find this quiet spot in this

what prompts this note, to you.

noisy city.
y us \.

Dtring. the summer when you -come

to town-you will find ‘no place so re-:

dining room;,and during the winter no
place so cozy as the fireplace in the liv-
ing room—and tea, toast, marmalade
and cookies are only thirty-five cents! |

The club is beautifully decorated. |
The bedrooms are dainty and comfor-
table, and there is a library with many
new books of all kinds,

2’ dues. are. nominal: Out-of-town



s, ten. dollars .a year; ’resident

members, twenty © dollars .a year.

Furthermore, you cannot find a place to
stay as nice as the Bryn Mawr Club
for as little as it cgsts you there.

1929--come, take a lingering look,

be able to resist the charms of the Bryn
Mawr Club! :

JosEPHINE Stetson, ’28.



‘IN PHILADELPHIA
The Theatre ©

Adelphi: Twists about This Thing
Called. Love’ cleverly. worked out in an
amusing comedy.’ ;

Broad: Fritz Leiber in. Shakespearian
repertoire. . oe :

Erlanger: A musical The
Houseboat on the Styx. It is based on
the stories of John Kendrick Bangs.

Lyric: Helen Hayes runs the whole
facetious’ and

comedy,

gamut of serious theater

invher very popular play, Coquette.
Keith’s: Irene Bordoni is still .troop-

ing in Paris, one of the brightest of last

Year’s hangovers.

Paget
Walnut: Blanche-Yurka in*Ibsen rep-
ertoire. Miss Yurka-is said to base her
acting, as far as possible, upon the prin-
ciples of Sarah Bernhardt.
Garrick: George M. Cohan’s - Billie
returns. a
Chestnut: Blossom Time—the musical
tlife. of Shubert. Sa ler
E * Coming...
Broad: Eva Le Gallierme in Reper-
tory; opens April 22.00% 2h]
Lyric: The Whispering Gallery; opens,
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drink a “spot” of teaf and you won't |

~ Sincerely yours, Oe

Forrest :_.4__Night_in [7 enice-—a new |:

Shubert-Keith: Alice. Brady “ins |——

Stanley : A beardéd ‘John Gilbert. ap- |
pears -in Desert Nights, a ‘Story of
revenge. ; |

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Stanton:. The movie version of The

Goodhart; it is difficult for our|Canary’ Murder Case.

Masthaum: Another mysterious

thriller; Phe~Beltamy- Trial

Boyd: The Broadway Melédy is, of
course, a story of the stage, and is one
of the best of this winter’s movies. :

Aldine: Moderns return.to relieve one
of the greatest spectacles of Biblical days
in Noah’s Ark.

Fox: A_ story of sacrifice and a
mother’s love, -blossoming in a_ night
club, but pure for a’. that;»Not Quite
Decent. . os

Fox-Locust: Speakeasy.

Little: Sybil Thorndyke plays the part
of Edith Cavell in Dawn, an excellent

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,| picture which hds ‘aroused international

discussion. :

Film Cinema Guild: A German’ film,
never before shown in Philadelphia, The
Man Who Cheated Life.

Coming

Masthaum: . Close
Charles. Rogers.-

Fox: Trent's Last-Case, and -Géorge
Jessel in’ person; opens April 22.

Fox-Locust: True Different
opens April 22.

_ Stanley: Let’s Celebrate; opens April
2: :

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Harmony, . with

Eyes;

The Orchestra
The Philadelphia Orchestra with Sto-
kowski conducting will play the follow-
ing French program at the next to last
pair of concerts,, April 19 and 20:
Cesar Franck—Symphony in D minor.
Bizet—Excerpts from: ‘‘L’Arlesienne.”
Debussy—La. Cathedrale Engloutie.
Febvre-Longeray—"S t @fe pour «le
Pecheur de Lune.”

‘| Derbies dot the campus.



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+: phhe. romantic. .season...is..1"99n...Us
again. Unmistakable sigtis! ~ “What
‘are they,.you say? Well, for one we
have been waked up each morning
for ‘the past week by billing and coo-
ing, Billie Dove and Billet Doux, or
maybe they have ‘other names, have
conceived a sudden passion for each
‘other. Not being Nordic they tell
eath other ‘all about it in no uncer-
tain terms. ‘‘Let’s sit and ‘talk about
you,” wafted from the smoking room

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so-called héads. (You can see that
we are very bitter!)+ Anyway, it’s all
very threserved ‘and undignified and
damned sentimental. Why can’t their

windows, “must have gone to their.

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MINCEMEAT i - "Love at, last!

_He is the king of Babylon and I

11am a Christian .slave.”

“Well, ig, that anything to make

| bridge player, who had just trumped
| her partner’s trick.

“ec

jommebnenrte, ... PUPPY.” »..stormed ...Cissy,
stamping’ all her “hiindred “littte” feet;

and ran out slamming the door behind
her, She hasn’t been'seen since, and
we expect she is now. at Princeton.
We are sorry that fate snatched her
from us, but at least she is still in an,
intellectual atmosphere. We couldn’t
have stood it if she had made a
mésalliance?

Oh, still another outcome of the ad-
vent of spring, Lot, who has always
been intensely romantic, has taken a
third wife. At his age it is deplor-
able, but, after all, Nature and all*
that sort of thing. Anyway, it is good

love be’ strong and silent? Nasty|the Farm blog won't be so horrid to
-gutter: snipes! : poor Mr. Hoover. Frankly his new
Homo sapiens” has. fallen, too.! wife isn’t half so nice and clever as

ispearly this year. It’s all the fault
of Varsity Dramatics and the ‘Theatre

ra down ang decided-to go intime
too. onan eee 25
Cissy Centipede can hardly be
blamed for what she did. How should
she, a wee, feminine « thing; be ex-
pected to keep, her head (or rather
heart) when all about. were losing
theirs. Anyway she eloped. She met
him at the tea dance, love at first
sight, just like the movies... She ran
into the smoking room, her “eyes
gleaming like the stars, and with her
voice husky with emotion,
claimed:

“Oh, world, I cannot hold thee ‘close
enough.

CX



The season |

Intime... All the rest of Princeton also.t.

his last one. His- taste seers ‘to be
idegenerating as his years mount up.

Miss Rachel Wallenstein and Miss
Rosie Wappelheimer made their bow
to the beau monde of Bryn Mawr on
Saturday afternoon. They were clad
largely in tennis socks and berets, and >
protected against the inclemency of
April showers by trench coats.. This
new costuine it is hoped will be taken
up soon by the moré conservative of
the younger set, owing to its obvious
practical -advantages. - One of the
minor advents of the afternoon was
that of two Princeton men, R:~-and
R. W., it was. rumored, whose good
standing was instantly established. by
the, Phi Beta Kappa rank of one of
| their distant. relatives.

| Lot’s Wife



























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