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Alice in Editorial-Land

(With apologies to Lewis Carroll)

COLLEGE NEWS

Editor-in-Chief:
S. Jones (THE QUEEN OF
HEARTS)

Copy Editor:

N. Hart (THE KNAVE OF
HEARTS)

News Editor:

J. E. Hannan (THE DUCHESS’
COOK)

Sports Editor: S. Howe

Editors:

C. F. Grant

E. Mackenzie (THE KING OF
HEARTS)

F. Porcher

G. Rhoads (THE DORMOUSE)

C. Robinson

D. Tate-Smith

F. Van Keuren

Subscription Manager: D. Kalbach
Business Manager: B. Lewis

Assistant Business Managers:

M. Berolzheimer
D. Canaday

Alice was beginning to get very
tired of her Geology notes. ‘What is
the good of a Senior taking Geology ?”’
she asked of the left whisker of Jim-
my Rhodes, that bristled in its gray
paint above her desk, “J don’t care if
I’m walking on—”

“Ouch!” said a Voice from the ink-
bottle, “you’ve jabbed your beastly
pen-point under my left scapula!”’

“T never took Biology,” replied
Alice, pulling her pen out of the ink
with great care; there, squirming on
the end of it, was a small black Devil.
Alice gently pulled her pen-point out
of his shoulder-blade.

“Thank you,” said he, giving him-
self a shake that spattered Alice’s
Geology notes with ink. Then, with
a twist of his six-inch tail, and paus-
ing just long enough to see that the
curl in it was properly graceful, he
jumped off the desk and would have



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THE LANTERN
Editor-in-Chief:
C. Bredt (THE DUCHESS)

Editors:

M. Coxe (THE MARCH HARE)

C. Bill (THE MOCK TURTLE)

G. Franchot (THE WHITE
QUEEN)

G. Rhoads (THE DORMOUSE)

E. Thompson (THE FROG
FOOTMAN)

Contributing Editors:

M. Kidder (THE RED QUEEN)
E. Wyckoff (THE MAD

HATTER)

Business Manager: A. Holloway

Assistant Business Manager:
P. Schwable



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moment, if Alice had not caught him
by the right foot.

“Just a moment, please,” said Alice,
“who are you, and why are you in
such a hurry?”

“Printersdevillanternnewsdontst op-

been out of the in another

me,” he answered all in one breath,
and wriggling free, disappeared down