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THE BOOK
OF
1928
BRYN MAWR COLLEGE
To
Constance HH. K. Applebee
WHOSE HUMOR AND VITALITY HAVE CONTRIBUTED
MUCH TO THE IMPORTANT SIDE OF COLLEGE,
THE CLASS OF 1928
DEDICATES THIS BOOK
edie oe
Board of Editors
Mditor-in-Chief
Heven Farrcuttp McKeELvey
tditors
Evinor BeuLtan AMRAM Laura MarGARET HALEY
VirciniA ATMORE Matitpa P. FowLer
Contributors
CAROLINE ASPLUND MarGARET GREGSON
PAMELA BurRR LEoNORE HOLLANDER
MarGaret Coss HELEN Hook
Mary FITE HELEN TUTTLE
JOSEPHINE YOUNG
Business Board
Business Manager
Mary S. B. GaILLarpD
Assistants
FRANCES BETHEL (resigned) Dorotuy KATHERINE MILLER
JeAN FULLER HupDLESTON Mary Dewitt Pettit
ELEANOR ROBERTSON JONES Gait ELizABETH SAMPSON
Snap-Shots
Mary DELaFIELpD FITE
269461
Freshman Year
Class Officers
1924-1925
President. . . . . . . . . . +. Mary Hopkinson
Vice-President. . . . . . . . . MaGpALen Huprert
Secretary . . . . . . . EnizaBern Brown (resigned)
CAROLINE CROSBY
SELF-GOVERNMENT ASSOCIATION
Executive Board . . .,. . . +. +. + JOSEPHINE YOUNG
CHRISTIAN ASSOCIATION
Advisory Member . . . . . . . ~~. ~~. +«Atice Tatcotr
UNDERGRADUATE ASSOCIATION
Advisory Board . . . . . . . . . BARBARA LoINES
ATHLETIC ASSOCIATION
Freshman Member . . . . . . «~~. ~~. +~ALICE BRUERE
THE LANTERN
Editorial Board
Mary Apams JEAN FESLER
THE COLLEGE NEWS
Editorial Board . . . . JEAN Fester, MatitpaA FowLer
Business Board . . . Pautins McEtwatn, ELeanor JONES
SONG MISTRESS
Nancy MitTcHetu
1]
DE EVOLUTIONE BRYNMAWRENSIS
Experiment No. MCMXXVIII, A
Subject: 118 undeveloped organisms, slightly blobby.
Object: To ascertain reactions to environment.
Predicate: ?
Apparatus: \ fertile campus, rain, sun, wind, etc. Assorted superior beings.
Method: The 118 undeveloped organisms were suddenly submerged into a warm
bath, perpendicularly projected from above in the form of Aqua Pluviosa.
While immersed therein they exhibited great activity, moving with rapidity
from clot to clot of indigestible activity.‘ For a considerable period of
time, submerged, as they were, in a solution of insoluble problems, they were
observed to be in a perpetual state of chaotic confusion. Gradually contacts
were made, currents set up, relations formed. The first outward and visible
signs of an inward and spiritual grace? were observed at 1-23-26, the moon
being then at half quarter. At this period a bluish cocoon-like growth appeared
on the 118 U. O.’s, developing throughout a period of months until there emerged
the first Independent Idea. The 118 U. O.’s were seen to oscillate rhythmically,
while some, in unprotoplasmic fashion, emitted shrill cries. The result of
this interesting genetic process was a curious bodyless blue feline. After
this first convulsion, the 118 U.O.’s were seen to relapse into their former
inactive plasmic state.
Conclusions: Despite the inactive close of the experiment period it was felt that
the 118 Undeveloped Organisms had potentialities toward differentiation
and integration. After eight months in the environment they appeared
perhaps more homogeneous, and slightly less undeveloped.
‘ “Freshmen are required to attend’’.
2 Westminster Shorter Catechism.
ik
Dialogue Between Two Paramoesia
The scene is laid in the middle-western part of a hay-infusion and, more
specifically, on the campus of Trichocyst University. The campus is deserted
except for paramoesia X and Y, who are swimming in a slow spiral, close together.
Both are noted professors.
Dr. X.: I dreamed last night of heaven.
Dr. Y.: My dear fellow, you ate too much at the faculty meeting last night. And
yo. know coffee is bad for you.
Dr. X. (abstractedly, as tf his mind were on infinity): It was beautiful . . . pale
amber . . . concocted of ambrosial hay
Dr. Y.: Ass!
Dr. X.: And there was music.
Dr. Y.: You are a fool. Heaven is not a glorified hay infusion, it is a state of
being. That is, if there is a heaven.
Dr. X: Y, how can you doubt? You’re mad to doubt. Don’t you believe in
God?
Dr. Y: Well . . . not in one with long white cilia, anyway.
(X laughs shortly. He ts sorry for Y, but annoyed at the same time. He is
a fundamentalist, and believes in the special creation of paramoesia. He is, there-
Jore, a little worried about Y.)
Dr. X: My dear Y, you talk lke a modernist,—even (he laughs deprecatingly)
an—an evolutionist.
Dr. Y (with a sudden defiance, as of one who has just decided to cross the Rubicon)
Well, what of it? Why shouldn’t I be an evolutionist?
Dr. X (horrified): You don’t believe . . . wecome from . . . amoebae?
Dr. Y (fercely): Yes!
Dr. X (perfectly aghast): My dear X! The faculty ;
Dr. Y: I’m sick of hypocrisy! I don’t believe God is a protozoan! I don’t believe
heaven is an amber hay infusion, well stocked with fat bacteria for our benefit!
And you can tell all Trichocyst University if you want to
Dr. X (horrified by his vehemence and apostasy): The University can’t afford to
keep atheists. You'll have to go. And you'll find it’s pretty hard for an
atheist professor to get a job. Decent people won’t trust their children to
him.
(It is just at this point thal malignant fate, functioning through Dr. Shrader,
thrusts a pipette into the infusion. The rebellious Y happens to be directly in its path,
and ts drawn up into its maw preparatory to a cruel death. X stands petrified with
horror and wonder.)
Dr. X (awestricken): I have seen the judgment of God! God be merciful unto me,
a miserable sinner.
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Oh to be in college
Now that quizz time's there,
And whoever stays at college
Wakes, some morning, unaware
That in Dalton’s labs and Taylor hall
On every desk lies a quiz book small,
And a prof hides a grin with a furrowed
brow
In college—now!
Pigeon
Be Saved !”’
HE air quivered tensely. The fierce light of the great hall beat down unpity-
“Sister
ingly on each face and showed it taut and haggard. From the back of the
room came a faint moaning. Everywhere eyes were glazed, breathing
labored. One prostrate figure was carried out screaming hoarsely. Concentrating
all the fevered attention of the crowd was one small haranguing figure,—small but
compact, vibrating with passionate enthusiasm.
“Come up, come up! The foundations of Heaven are being laid, but you
poor sinners must help. Remember those who have gone before. Would you
betray their trust? Would you be false to those who have given their lives that
this cause might be furthered? Oh my sisters, my children, this is the way, the
way of the truth, the way of the right. Will you not follow? Will you break my
heart with your selfishness? I can see the Hell fires licking up higher and higher,
eager to get at you. Satan down there too is heaping up the coals . . . Satan,
you can’t have my girls. I know they’ll be saved. Get down there, you fellow,
where you belong. I'll keep them from you . . . Children, sisters, I can’t fight
this battle all by myself. Won't you help? Won't you help?”
A breathless pause. The listeners swayed to the throbbing rhythm of the
plea. Suddenly from the silence, a sob. A slim, tortured figure staggered up the
aisle.
“Tl be saved. I'll be saved. I see the light. Put me down for $50.00.
May the Lord receive me in his bosom.’”’ The spell was broken. Eager faces
soaked with tears pressed forward. Hands stretched out to grasp with trembling
fingers the pen to sign themselves away. They had not betrayed the generation
that had gone before. They had seen the light. The sturdy, golden-haired evan-
gelist, eyes glittering triumphantly, chest heaving, smiled wearily and sank into
a chair. Satan shrank back to the remotest and hottest corner of the gymnasium
basement. Thank God, American youth was not irretrievable. Bryn Mawr
girlhood was still a brave pure thing. Goodhart would rise!
Variations on A Folk Theme
(THE SLEEPING BEAUTY WAKES AGAIN)
As The Lantern Might Have It
STAGIRIA
Ah, sweet was that deep long sleep
In the cool reaches of my overgrown forest,—
Sweet with the sweetness of soft drugging poppy.
Velvet nothingness wrapped me round
Like the sombre folds of some Hamlet’s cloak.
Sleep without dreams,
Without talk,
Without gritting of teeth;
Sleep that was peace;
Sleep that was Heaven.
Yet I am woman,—
For even a Princess is woman,—
And to the call of the kiss of my Prince,
Up I came, up from my deep well of slumber,
From the cool, untroubled blackness
To stand on the brink of life.
Blinded by the hot brilliance and the radiant glare
From The Publicity Office
Br darling, I really don’t know anything about it. That is, officially.
I just know what I’ve heard through rumors. And really I can’t have
anything to do with it. It’s all up to the Undergraduates. If they want
a Sleeping Beauty, I say let them have it. Only, I won’t sign any bills, without
being absolutely sure where the money is coming from. If the prince went broke,
or didn’t succeed I'd have to pay it all out of my own pocket. Make sure of your
prince, I warn you, there’s no use taking any chances. Have him thoroughly
investigated, because if it were a success, it would be just the loveliest thing I
can imagine, so it won’t pay to take any chances. I think a forest is the nicest,
of course, out of doors you know. But if it rains we can use Goodhart. You've
no idea what a comfort it is to know that,—but it won’t rain, it can’t rain. It
doesn’t matter in the least to me who the princess is. I think they are all very
pretty, but I don’t care what she looks like, provided she doesn’t mind having her
picture taken. We had a May Queen once, who absolutely refused to have her
picture taken, and I can’t tell you how difficult it was. Really, from the artistic
standpoint this Sleeping Beauty thing ought to be perfectly en hanting. But
I must say, I do hope the Undergraduates have the prince investigated. I don’t
want to be handed a deficit at the end of it. And oh, darling, you’re going to
Radnor aren’t you? I wonder if you could take these cards down?
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The College News Loeciie ns Mecdeani ment ar cate Ceouaicenciae
Th eee eat ee eC Te I aati cet ae a
PRINCE TELLS OF 9 TRcrten.ty ites on rain
BEAUTY ROUSING “At Tast, by luck I found the castle,’ he
said, “but even then it was not easy—my path
Entered Briar-Walled Castle and was, so to speak, beset with thorns!’
Woke Princess With a Kiss His difficulties in penetrating the forest were
at last crowned with success and recognition.
HARDSHIPS OVERCOME
After he had kissed the princess, all was very
“Tt willbe hard work,” said the prince, speak- simple.
Cats pares ;
ing im chapel Wednesday, April Sst.) Asia “T cannot, however, stress too much the
career, it holds very little promise of advance- jnadvisability of such a career for women. Very
ment, as the number of sleeping beauties is few of the first-class training schools are coedu-
si T4 re . r . .
limited. cational, and even after you get the training,
The prince then told something of his own _ it is too hard a life for a woman. Besides, few
,
struggle to reach his present position. He began Beauties will have women as disenchanters.’
As Self-Government Jliaht Get It
“As far as I can gather, this is the story. It seems these two girls were walk-
ing last Sunday afternoon about five, along the road that follows the stream at
the foot of Gulf Road,—you know along by the cemetery. There were just the
two of them but it wasn’t quite dark so that’s all right. They saw some friends
of theirs coming up the road, so they thought, in a silly moment, that they'd slip
into the woods and hide,—and this is where the fun comes in. In the woods there,
what do you suppose they saw,—a beautiful blonde all dressed up in a masquer-
ade costume, sound asleep on the ground! Imagine! They said she looked posi-
tively abandoned lying around the woods that way. Well, they were going to
wake her up when they heard somebody coming, so they hid behind a tree to see
what else might happen. A man came along, good-looking they said, all dressed
up in funny clothes too, sort of peering around in a lost kind of way until he saw
her. Then his face lit up and without any more ado he just leaned over and kissed
her! The girls were simply overcome, but they were awfully courageous, I think,
and stepped right out and told her to report herself immediately. But she just
looked them up and down in a cold sort of way and said, ‘I am accustomed to do
exactly as I please. Will you kindly withdraw or I'll call the King and Queen,
my father and mother.’ But they said right back to her, ‘Oh, but your father
and mother died years ago. There are no more autocrats. Don’t you know that
eve ything is run now by the free intercourse of young minds in our new system
of Self-Government?’ ‘Self-Government,’ she cried, ‘you have to make your own
rules as well as break them? Oh Prince, why did you waken me? Do I look
like the sort of person who could remember to come in at ten-thirty? Put me
back to sleep, put me back to sleep.’ He just stood around looking embarrassed
in his Van Horn costume and the girls didn’t know what else to do, so they came
and told me.
“Now how do you deal with a case like this?”
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O
Zeus in Otricoli
NE might perhaps consider that after throne and state Olympian,
A life upon a pedestal would seem a very simple one,
Still although condemned forever to contemplate my wife,
I find, excepting holidays, it’s an interesting life.
And although my lady Juno hears all the college dirt,
There’s plenty down at my end to keep my mind alert.
What can this fearful racket be that’s just above my head,
It must be Miss Macdonald just bouncing out of bed.
And this terrific titillation that I find so very jarring,
It must be Barbara Gaviller at work at Registraring.
And as for all this scurrying, to the best of my belief,
It’s only everybody looking for the President’s handkerchief.
And sometimes I hear a frenzy as of a fiend accurst,
Which is merely all the unpaid bills enraging Sandy Hurst,
I find it most affecting, and I try to be consoling,
For I sympathize when I perceive a comptroller comptrolling.
But most of all I tremble at the fearful eccentricity
With which our Mrs. Caroline conducts her great publicity.
Yet though I pass my days among the collegiate authorities,
I find I am neglected by the undergraduate majorities:
Juno, since I love you with a passion ceremonial,
Although we've had in times gone by some squabbles matrimonial,
I pray you, Lady, share with me your priestesses devout,
That I too may be worshipped, and be circled roundabout
With forms of lovely maidens, who once in every hour
Will sing and dance about me in adoration of my power.
Captain—F. BETHEL
B. Lornes
H. Tutte
F. BETHEL
H. McKeEtvey
Athletics, 1924-1925
All-Round Championship Won by 1926
HOCKEY
Won by 1926
Manager—B. LoInes
Team
R. ELtTING M. Gray
E. Jones A. BRUERE
J. STETSON E. Brooks
On Farsity—B. Loines E. LitsincER
Substitutes on Varsity—H. Turrtie, M. Gray
Captain—A. BRUERE
H. YANDELL
H. Tuttie
M. Gray
E. Kien
H. Tutte
H. YANDELL
WATER POLO
Won by 1926
Manager—T. THORPE
Team
T. THORPE J. STETSON
J. YounG A. BRUERE
J. HuppLEsToNn E. Funk
SWIMMING MEET
Won by 1927
Captain—H. YANDELL
Team
H. GuirerMan E. ScHOTTLAND
E. STEWART C. DyER
B. ALLING M. Hopkinson
K. Hepspurn
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BASKETBALL
Won by 1926
Caplain—J. HuppLeston Manager—F., BetTuer
Team
J. SrETSON J. HuppLEsTton B. Loines
M. Hopkinson FE. Morcan
On Farsily—J. Huppieston
Substitute on Farsity—J. Sve TSON
GYMNASIUM MEET
Won by 1925
Captain—H. Turtie Manager—J. HuppLESTON
Team
M. BarreEtTT H. GuirerMAN E. STEWART
A. BRUERE M. Harry E. DikEMAN
C. Fre_p J. HuppLEston lak, Aopmn eo
TRACK MEET
Won by 1927
Captain—H. GuitERMAN
Team
E. AMRAM E. Fun M. MILLER
M. Barrett M. Gray J. StETSON
A. BRUERE H. GuirerMAN A. TaLcotr
R. CREIGHTON J. HuppLEsTON H. Tutte
A. Davis E. JONES H. YANDELI.
H. McKetvey
College Record Broken in Running High Jump—J. STETSON
ARCHERY
Won by 1928
Captain—M. GREGSON Manager—V. ATMORE
Team
P. McELWAIN V. ATMORE
M. GREGSON M. BARBER
On Farsity—P. McEtwain, M. Grecson
TENNIS
Won by 1926
Captain—A. PALACHE Manager—C. DYER
Team
A. PALACHE F. BETHEL M. FeRGusON
M. Hopxrtnson A. Davis C. DyER
ne
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Sophomore Year
Class Officers
1925-1926
Presidentiemta etm es ae eee st te, os 3ARBARA LOINES
VAiceserenidentme te eee JOSEPHINE YOUNG
Secretary . . . . . . . . . . CATHERINE FIELD
SELF-GOVERNMENT ASSOCIATION
Executive Board . . Mary Hopkinson, EvizapetH STEWART
Advisory Board . . . . . . . +. . Atice PALACHE
UNDERGRADUATE ASSOCIATION
Assistant Treasurer... ~~. ~~. ~~. ~=MarGueriteE BARRETT
Advisory Board . . . . . . . . . Barsara LOINES
Varsity Dramatics Committee... . . Atice PALACHE
CHRISTIAN ASSOCIATION
(Scciclar/ a nan ea CAROLINE) CROSBY.
Treasurer. ee ee ee et OSEPHINERYOUNG
Advisory Member ee rn err AL CE SlATCOml
ATHLETIC ASSOCIATION
iSeC/,eta/;1/ nn nn i eATICESDRUERE
THE LANTERN
Editorial Poard . . . . +. + Mary Apams, JEAN FESLER
Business Board . . . . Gatti Sampson, CorNELIA ROSE
THE COLLEGE NEWS
Editorial Roard . . . . . . JEAN FESLER (resigned)
Maen Fow.Ler, CORNELIA ROSE
Business Board . . . . . . . Pautina McEtwain
Peer Jones, Mary GaILLarpD
SONG MISTRESS
VIRGINIA ATMORE, HELEN Hook
to
N
so does a Class-book editor.
lure abhors a vacuum;
Na
DE EVOLUTIONE BRYNMAWRENSIS
Experiment No. MCMXXVIII, B
Subject: The same organisms, at the crustacean stage.
Object: See Experiment, MCMXXVIII, A.
Apparatus: tbid, with addition of a few inferior beings.
Method: Again placed in the environment, after a
period of partial independence, the crustaceans,
crabs, lobsters, oysters and the like, were seen to
be depleted in numbers as a result of the annual
dumbellectomy' performed in unmerited fashion
during the
the remainder to the inferior beings was noticeable;
they exhibited marked signs of inflation? and they
summer
solstice. The reaction of
pursued these beings with extraordinary persistence.
However, they soon became so absorbed in their
own activities that they ceased to pay any atten-
tion to these creatures. Being crustaceans, they
seemed to consider themselves impervious to all
external attacks. Under the influence of the envi-
ronment, certain of them were seen to reach out in
various directions. Some, the lobsters, had become
more complicated organisms than the bivalves, or
even the crabs. Distinctions were made. Certain
of the most highly developed were noticed by the
superior beings, and raised to positions of importance.
All showed a more intelligent interest in the activities
by which they were surrounded. The sidling gait of sophomoric superiority
was characteristic.
Conclusions: The
charming as the earlier simple protoplasm, yet
shows reactions of more value and interest. It
is felt that certain of the crustaceans will develop
to a much higher degree, and as a group all they
need is time.
1 of,
““Appendectomy”’,
crustacean stage, while not so
“tonsilectomy’’.
6 BONS all students of Economics (H. C. J. or M. P. S., 5 hrs., H) will recognize, “a period of infla-
tion is invariably followed by a period of depression.”’
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“You are old, Mrs. Manning,” the sophomore sighed,
“And your figure is slightly obese;
Yet you manage a husband, and subjects allied,
Pray, when do you get any peace?”
“In my youth,”’ Mrs. Manning replied to the bud,
“When I lived in the White House, D. C.,
Executive force was as common as mud,
And some was apportioned to me.”
“You are old, Mrs. Manning,” the sophomore observed,
“You never use lipstick nor paint;
And yet, for your age you are nicely preserved,
Will you tell me what makes you so quaint?”
“When I was your age,” Mrs. Manning confessed,
“T went to bed nightly at ten,
And the beauty I got from my pre-midnight rest
Has lasted me ever since then.”
“You are old, Mrs. Manning, and endless parades
Of students come into your sight;
Yet you know all our faces, our health and our grades,
What makes you so awfully bright?”
“In my youth,” Mrs. Manning replied with a grin,
“My brain,—I took pains to apply it
In making the facts that I studied sink in;
And may I suggest that you try it?”
MYOPIC MINUTES
For those Members of the Class of 1928 who were suffi-
ciently short-sighted to see the need for another
organization in college, the Oh Say Can You See
Club, conceived and dedicated that Myopia
should not perish from the Campus
“The aims of this Club shall
be progressive. We want no
stationary membership. Every
year the number of the campus
near-sighted should be doubled.
The College and the Power
House are doing their best.
The rest remains with us. Re-
member, the only qualifications
for membership are inability to
recognize your man at twenty
paces, and a desire to serve, how-
ever blindly.”
From the Writings of the Founder.
Short-sighted Old Lad—‘‘ You
ought to be ashamed of yourself—
Crus AntHEM: Jle and throwing snowballs at your age.”
My Opta —Punch.
Once upon a time there was a girl who was as proud as she was nearsighted.
She tortured herself with means to prove to the outside world that she could see
a well as anyone. One evening, she was to have an engagement. She hit upon
a scheme. In the garden some fifty yards from the bench where she was to enter-
tain, there was a large tree. In the bark of the tree she placed a pin.
Came the date. The moonlight shone not too brightly.
“T wonder what that is in the tree over there?”’
“Heavens, I can’t see anything. What wonderful eyes you must have.”
“Wait, I'll show you.”’ She took him by the hand to lead him over. On the
way she stumbled over a cow.
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MYOPIC MINUTES
Near-sighted Bum—‘‘Oh my gosh!
Here comes a cop.” —Judge.
“Her blue, rather prominent eyes held the wistful appeal of
the short-sighted.”
RosaMAND LEHMANN, Dusty Answer.
“Wordsworth’s view of life was typically myopic,—large,
grand and indefinite.”
SAMUEL CLAGGETT CHEw, February 7, 1927.
“The calm that comes with courage and short-sightedness.’
—Anatol France, Penguin Island.
Near- Sightness caused by our Fish Origins
says Optometrist, Explaining its Prevalence
Nearsightedness, or myopia, is widely man of Buffalo, Chairman of the
prevalent among the human species
because man has not yet completely
ceased being a fish, it was asserted
yesterday by Dr. Eugene G. Wise-
American Academy of Optometry,
which is now holding its sixth annual
convention at the Hotel Pennsyl-
vania.
New York Times.
Jane wears hobnailed boots in the Library,
Jane kicks the wastebasket up and down the aisles,
Jane’s conception of a whisper isn’t primary,—
What shall we do with Jane?
Jane goes to chapel and sings the wrong alto,
Jane eats her breakfast in her eight o'clock class,
Jane blocks the passage on the wrong side of Juno,
What shall we do with Jane?
Jane thinks quiet hours were made so she can bellow.
Jane loves to Morris on new seeded grass,
Jane will probably be European Fellow,
THEN what shall we do with Jane?
Athletics, 1925-1926
All-Round Championship Won by 1926
HOCKEY
Won by 1926
Captain—B. LoINes Tale ace Manager—A. BRUERE
H. Tutte E. Jones H. YANDELL
B. LoInes M. FowLer R. ELTING
A. BRUERE F. BETHEL H. McKeEtvey
J. STETSON H. GuiTERMAN M. Pettit
E. Brooks E. AMRAM E. DikEMAN
C. FIELD J. HuppLEsTOoN R. CREIGHTON
On Farsity—B. Lornes, H. TutTrLe
Substitute on Varsity—A. BRUERE
SWIMMING MEET
Won by 1929
Captain—E. STEWART
Team
A. BRUERE E. Funk E. STEWART
E. CoHore H. GuirERMAN H. Tutte
C. FIELD M. GAILLARD H. YANDELL
WATER POLO
Won by 1928
Captain—A. BRUERE Dean Manager—H. TUTTLE
lal, AROMEIN LD, M. GAILLARD A. BRUERE
C. FIELD J. HUDDLESTON J. STETSON
E. MORGAN
On Varsity—A. BRuERE, E. Morcan, H. Tuttce, J. Stetson, C. Fretp
Substitute on Varsity—J. HUDDLESTON
BASKETBALL
Won by 1926
Captain—M. Hopxinson Manager—E. Morcan
Team
M. Hopkinson A. BRUERE J. HuppLESTON
E. Morcan B. LoInes M. McKee
On Farsity—B. Loines, J. HUDDLESTON
Substitutes on Varsity—M. Hopkinson, A. BRUERE, J. STETSON
GYMNASIUM MEET
Won by 1927
Captain—H. TuttLe Jlanager—A. BRUERE
Team
M. Barretr M. Harey E. STEWART
H. GuItERMAN J. HuppLEsTON A. BRUERE
C. Freip E. DIKEMAN H. Tutte
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DANISH GYM MEET
Won by 1928
LACROSSE
Tie between 1927 and 1928
Captain—M. FowLer Manager—F. BETHEL
Team
M. FowLer FE. DikeMAN H. McKeEtvey
F. Beruer A. BRUERE M. GAILLARD
E. BALentINnE C. FIELD E. Morcan
E. AMRAM R. GARDNER MaPerrin
TRACK MEET
Won by 1927
Capltain—H. Gu1rERMAN
Team
E. Conor B. Lornes H. GuiTERMAN
M. Barretr E. AMRAM J. HupDLESTON
H. McKetvey H. Tutte A. BRUERE
M. FowLer
College Record Established in Discus Throw—J. HUDDLESTON
TENNIS
Won by 1926
Captain—F. BETHEL
Team
M. Hopkinson C. DyER R. ELTING
F. BetrHert R. MILMINE
Substitute on Varsity—F. BETHEL
ARCHERY
Won by 1928
Caplain—M. GREGSON Manager—V. ATMORE
Team
M. GREGSON V. ATMORE P. McELWAIN
M. BARBER
Individual Champion—M. GREGSON
On Varsity—M. Grecson, V. ATMORE
FENCING
Won by 1926
Captain—M. Pertit
Team
M. Pettit M. Ox1e V. ATMORE
On Farsity—M. Perit
37
Junior Year
Class Officers
n c
1926-1927
President a Ns aie ie ea es eee JOSEPHINE YOUNG
Vice-President . . . . . . . MarcueriTe BARRETT
SeCretahi/ as an wenn) ?.) se OLINOR AMRAM
SELF-GOVERNMENT ASSOCIATION
Executive Board . . . ~~. +. Mary Hopxinson (resigned)
JOSEPHINE YOUNG, VIRGINIA ATMORE
Advisory Board ». . . . «+. . . . Cornetia Rose
ISCChclarl/aere tn) a ec nls Sle CAROLINE SMITE
UNDERGRADUATE ASSOCIATION
Advisory Board . . . . Evinor Amram, EvizABETH BRowNn
ISCCICLA/;1/, a en ie ee erie ©ADHORIN Es bIP DD
CHRISTIAN ASSOCIATION
Advisory Card a i ee ee DARBARAMILOINES
ELIZABETH STEWART, HELEN McKELvey
ATHLETIC ASSOCIATION
Vice-President . . . . . . . . . . ALICE BRUERE
pene en ee) \OSHPHINE LOGE TSON
THE LANTERN
Editorial Board . . . . +. +. JEAN FesLteR, Mary ApAms
Business Board . . . . . ~. Cornetta Rose (resigned)
Galt Sampson, EpirH MorcaNn
THE COLLEGE NEWS
Editorial Board . . . . +. +. Marirpa Fow er (resigned)
CornELia Rose, HELEN McKELvey, CAROLINE SMITH
Business Board . . Paurttna McEtwain, ELEANOR JONEs,
Mary Pettit, Mary GAILLARD
SONG MISTRESS
MarGARET Coss
41
DE EVOLUTIONE BRYNMAWRENSIS
Experiment No. MCMXXVIII, C
Subject: vide supra. They
have become reptiles,
birds, snakes, and the
like.
Object: (Objections — over-
ruled)
Apparatus; Eternally the same.
Method: After a second period of suspended activity, and simultaneous depletion,
the subjects’ were seen to
have developed into a
multiplicity of forms, as
varied as the songbird,
and the lowly bookworm,
to say nothing of the
parlor snake. A few speci-
mens were seen to have developed in an elephantine direction, due to excessive
absorption of nutritive elements during the four months’ recess. For the
first time they showed the inst nct for domination,
having now progressed to that stage wherein some
scientists concede a certain modicum of mentality’.
The more gifted among the songbirds were found
instructing the young fledglings in that most lyrical
of languages, the Greek.
In the aggregate, their reaction to these inferior
beings was one of protection, rather than oppression.
Of the book worms, some were already marked out
for higher reptilian career, others buried irretrievably.
Nicotine was for the first time introduced into the
environment. Many of the reptiles were seen to react in a lively manner to
this stimulus, some showing a positively unreptilian predilection for the same.
Conclusions: This stage showed great progress both in development and variation
of the species. Many showed promise of further activity. Some, we regret
to observe, were seen to be unfortunate examples of arrested development.
1 “Every subject’s soul is his own.’’ Shakespeare: Aving Henry V, Act iv, sc. 1.
2 “Even the potato has a low sort of cunning.’”’—S. Butler.
Lament
The proctor and the thermostat
Were sitting feeling blue,
And as they sat they wept and said,
“We have too much to do.”
And that was very odd, because
It wasn’t really true.
“Tf seven maids on every floor
Should shush for seven nights,
Do you suppose” the proctor said,
“Th y’d put this thing to rights?”
“T doubt it,”’ said the thermostat,
“They'd just be seven blights.”
“The time has come,’’ the proctor said,
“To listen for the noise *
Of jokes and laughs and poker games,
And other kinds of joys.”
And then she wept because it took
Such quantities of poise.
The thermostat moved suddenly,
And sighed a curious sigh
“Nobody else I’m very sure,
Works quite so hard as J.”
And that is quee> because his springs
Work automatically.
The proctor and the thermostat
Are always in a rush
To keep the halls agreeable
And all that sort of slush;
And both of them, it’s very strange,
They do it with a shush.
For That Embarrassing Moment
Wirt the conversation breaks into a terrifying lull, you need not bring
up the dentist, remember your college education,—those long delightful
hours passing notes under the obligingly myopic eye of Dr. Chew. What
is education for, if not to embellish life?
Instead of saying, as one slips into the dining room at 8:141% a. m., ““My God,
is my petticoat showing? I knew I shouldn’t have worn one,’’ try lisping prettily,
“Her feet beneath her petticoat like little mice stole in and out.”
To quell the pernicious punster, say sternly, “All the best puns were made
hundreds of years ago,’’ and quote, “’Tis better to be chas’d than chaste.”’
—Hdward IIT.
Before or after any swimming meet, how appropriate to declaim raptly, “We
shift and bedeck and bedrape us; Thou art noble and nude and antique.”
If by chance, you are interested in archery, you “teach the young idea how
to shoot.”
For winning the heart of an ardent horticulturist, while walking between
flower-beds: ‘‘A garden is a lovesome thing, God wot!”
For that embarrassing moment when left alone with the future mate: Is
he shy? Murmur softly, ‘“Never the time and the place and the loved one all
together.”
Have you ever stood, vainly, in line for the concert? Console yourself with,
“Heard melodies are sweet, but those unheard are sweeter.”
Anticipating the future, you will one day stand where Taylor chapel has been
slashed into classrooms: “Bare ruined choirs where late the sweet birds sang.”
The Saturday Restew of Literature
Books of Spectal Interest
BIOGRAPHY
A DUSTY ANSWER? What L. M. D. found
in Campus Life. By B. CLarKe.
night Window. 1978. $2.
66 IVING on the campus, one sees the ends
of somany stories; that is the delightful
Single-
part of it,’’ these words, quoted by MissClarke, are
the key note to the character of that delightful
An
anomaly among college professors, she enjoyed her
woman, known affectionately as “the Don’’.
work; this in an age when most educators were
feeling cynical about their task. ‘‘The Don”’ is
shown in the midst of the feverish background of
campus life, serenely welcoming each “ Required
English” class and introducing them to the
mysteries of Marlowe, and the joys of Joyce.
In her black neck-band, and well cut clothes,
she is as charming a figger as modern biography
has yet unearthed.
ARTEL. Enough of his life to explain his repu-
tation. By Lou See. Muttons. 1978. $5.
ITTINGLY, it is a woman who has interpre-
tedand humanized thecharacter of this almost
legendary figure. In his green or pink shirts, the
tall, dark, romantic professor contrived to bring a
But
it is not of his public life, of his character revealed
touch of color almost daily to his classes.
in his lectures, so admirably treated by Juan in
his series ‘Private Men in Public Life’’; it is
not of this that Miss See deals. Her biographical
novel has a fantastic touch, the man is shown
gazing out of “magic casements, opening on the
foam of perilous seas, in faery lands forlorn;’”’ he
is shown in the dream world in which he lived.
Miss See’s theme is “the influence of reading on
character’’; and it is admirably illustrated by this
man whose one great passion grew out of his
predilection for Wordsworth. “‘Ariel’’
charming addition to the already large collection
ms A
of Chewiana.
Bony and
GHOSTS. By I. Ave Seenvum.
Liverwurst. 1978. $3.
NOWN to students as a ‘
atheist’’, the famous professor who is
“spirit-scoffing
revealed in this searching biography, went
through life hiding a secret. A secret of such
consequence it was, that it colored not only his
life but his teaching.
denunciation of visions, trances, after-life? Did
Why was he so stern in
his professed unbelief hide a conviction that what
he denied was true?) Mr. Seenum, in his startling
analysis of the man has revealed one of the most
interesting psychological cases of the early
twentieth century. “Have you ever seen a
ghost?” the Sardonic Swiss was once asked.
Curling his lips in an instinctive expression of
anger, his only answer was a snarl. In our age
of spirit-writing and _ scientific telepathy,
“Ghosts’’ is a book that should not be over-
looked.
FORBIDDEN FRUIT. By Hawk E. Stick.
Sharpers. 1977. $3.50.
HE influence of the apple seen in the lives of
such famous characters as Adam, Paris, etc.,
has always been to put it mildly, bad. It was
the usual cause of downfall. But history, besides
repeating, contradicts itself; and in the life of
that most important Apple of them all, we see
an influence not for downfall, but for uplift,
not for destruction, but for creation. Among
the things she brought into the drear, drab life
of the college campus are Hockey, the Christian
Association, the College News, and other wonder-
ful jokes. In the face of these discoveries about
this unusual fruit, it is anticipated that certain
famous folk-songs will lose point; especially that
one which ends ‘“‘and caution that you let the
apple be.”’
Editor—“ We need more material for this book.”
Assistant (helpfully)—‘T ll go home and look through my waste-basket.”
A
dog
about the place
is not a bad thing and we
feel that since the campus
is so well equipped in this
respect some remarks are
not out of place. This is
“‘Something on campus
dogs’? but it is not
fleas. Don’t make a
mistake about that.
This is a piece in
prose, we tell you in
case you didn’t know.
The dog with the largest
following around here is
called Euclio or sometimes
Mr. Delly. He is a nice clean
brown dog with a picaro nature.
He lives in any hall that will
take him in and doesn’t care if
it is a disreputable hole like Low
Buildings. He sometimes shows a
taste for higher learning but they
all do that so it doesn’t signify.
Panama is almost as popular. He is
a curly blue dog with an instinct for
friendship. He has the courage o his
convictions and does not mind crashing
any hall tea. Sandy does this too and he
has the most engaging way of sitting up
to beg. It will wring a cake from the most raven-
ous student. Peggy Manning is a modern young lady wh»
believes in independence. Her career is liberal to an ex-
treme, and her education, well we won’t go into that. She is
a free spirit and would no doubt shock her Victorian ancestors,
who believed that a woman’s place is in the home. Paracelsis,
although he is only a sausage hound, is a profound philosopher.
He has a lot more names but no one can remember them.
There are some aristocratic dogs around here, who have
homes and owners, but they really don’t count, because
they won’t walk with everyone who whistles. Johnny
Hoag is another campus dog who is always looking
for someone to walk with, but he’s not so suc-
cessful as the rest. Most of them are very
good companions and do much to enhance
the campus, which is more than can be said of some
students. As a race campus dogs deserve serious con-
sideration. They are much more popular than campus
cats. If there
is more you
want to
know, it
is too
bad, be-
cause
this is
the
end
48
Athletics, 1926-1927
All-Round Championship Won by 1928
HOCKEY
Tie between 1927 and 1929
Captain—]. STETSON
First Squad
H. Turrie C. FreLp M. Barrett
H. GuItERMAN E. Jones FE. RHETT
B. Lomnes E. Brooks E. DrkemMANn
A. BRUERE M. Fow.er FE. AMRAM
J. STETSON A. PALACHE J. HupDLESTON
On Varsity—A. BrurEre, B. Lornes H. Turtte, J. Stetson, H. GuITERMAN
SWIMMING MEET
Won by 1929
Captain—M. GAILLARD
Team
H. Turtie A. BRUERE E. DikEMAN
C. FIELp J. YounG M. Haey
H. GuITERMAN E. Morcan J. HuppLESTON
E. STEWART M. GartLitarpD
College Record Broken in 60-Yard Swim Back—E. STEWART
College Record Broken in 60-Yard Swim Breast—C. FIELD
50
TENNIS
Tie Between 1927, 1929, 1930
Caplain—F. BretneL
Team
F. Berner ‘E. Berner B. Loines
A. PALACHE M. Huse
GYMNASIUM MEET
Won by 1928
Captain—H. TUTTLE
Team
M. BARRETT C. FIELD J. HUDDLESTON
A. BRUERE H. GUITERMAN E. STEWART
E. DIKEMAN M. HALEY Ine 4RUA LAR EAD,
Individual Champton—H. GUITERMAN
BASKETBALL
Won by 1930
Captain—J. STETSON Manager—A. PALACHE
First Squad
J. STETSON E. Morcan J. HupDLESTON
A. BRUERE A. PALACHE M. Barretr
B. LoInes F. BETHEL M. FowLer
On Farsity—B. Lornes, J. HUDDLESTON
LACROSSE
Won by 1928
Captain—M. FOWLER Manager—F. BETHEL
Team
F. BETHEL A BRUERE E. AMRAM
iH. TULTLE B. LOINES J. HUDDLESTON
C. FIELD E. MORGAN Me PE Ela
M. FOWLER M. GAILLARD E. COHOE
ARCHERY
Won by 1928
Captain—M. GREGSON
Team
M. GREGSON P. McELWAIN M. COSS
V. ATMORE
On Varsity—M. Grecson, V. ATMORE
Individual Champiton—V. ATMORE
51
Senior Year
7) tfaleg, (927
ECLOGUE
In the fall, there are the Signs,
In the winter, mud and slush make tt impracticable;
In the spring, there are the Signs again.
Love, what hope well keep us striving,
Tf we can never walk on the grass?
Class Officers
OD S27
iPrenident a eae ee ee es CATHERINE EIELD
Vice-President . . . . . . . . Marcurrite BARRETT
Secretary eee ee eee eee ir. OY LINOR, AMR AM
SELF-GOVERNMENT ASSOCIATION
President . . . . «. . . . . « JOSEPHINE YOUNG
Vice-President . . . . . . . . .. Vireinta ATMORE
Executive Board . . . . . . . . MacpaLeN HupreEyt
UNDERGRADUATE ASSOCIATION
Preridentaeen ae eee I ee A ICESRATAGHE
Vice-President . . . . . . . . . . Extnor Amram
HendiUsicrae ihe) en ho ee METZ ABET DROWN
Varsity Dramatics. . ~~. MacpaLren Huprev (Chairman)
HevLen McKELvey
CHRISTIAN ASSOCIATION
PrenLacniaea mam ees eee tae! ace aa oe! BarBara LOINES
Vice-President . . . : . . ELizaABETH STEWART
Advisory Board . . . M. ARY G: AILLARD, JOSEPHINE STETSON
ATHLETIC ASSOCIATION
iPreridenty sive) ee ne es a AICHE BRUERE
THE LANTERN
Editor-in-Chief . . . . . . . . . Mary Apams
Hattorial Board) 201 0. ean FEsSLER, YILDIZ PHILLIPS
Business Alanager . . . . . . +. +. ~~. Gatt Sampson
Advertising Manager . . . . . . . . EnpitH Morcan
THE COLLEGE NEWS
Baditor-tn-Chief .. \a) 96. « 1. «| SCORNELTA Rose
Conyelditor’, ae else een eee ere (EE OREN VG Karis yas
attortaleBoard ean toe. . . . CAROLINE SMITH
Business Manager... . PAULINA McELwain (resigned)
Mary GaILLarpD
Subscription Manager... ; . ELranor JONES
Bicniness b0ard aes wean iain Mary Garpuann, Mary Pettit
SONG MISTRESS
MarGaret Coss
DE EVOLUTIONE BRYNMAWRENSIS
Experiment No. MCMXXVIII, D
“LE PLEIN EPANOUISSEMENT”
No longer can the subject be treated in coldly scientific vein. Impersonally
their progress has been studied from the early undeveloped organism, through
the first faint stirrings of the crustacean, through the heterogeneous agility of the
varied reptilians,—then,—the last pause.—Lo, what have we here? Le plein
epanouissement.t. The Cromagnon Man! Long of limb, magnificently doli-
chocephalic!
Lo, the mighty product stands,
A monument to campus force,
With upstretched arms, and eager hands,
Strong to face the world, of course.
In four years’ time their milieu wrought
This myriad moulded mass of matter
Into a model strong and taut.
(Of which we gave you all the data.)
From blobby organism, so
To this, their Alma Mater’s pride,
Each has evolved, and forth will go,
A voter, graduate, or bride.?
' The full flowering. Casell’s New French Dictionary, French-English, p. 220.
? For this line we are indebted to E. H. L., ’29.
57
Elegy on The Death of A Mad Idea
(Repeated by request, and still apologetic to Goldsmith)
There was a class of twenty-eight
Of whom the world might say
It was a clever class, and state
That it knew how to play.
And in that class a scheme was found,
As many schemes there be,
Both good and bad, and weak and sound,
And schemes of low degree
This scheme and class at first were friends,
Until a thought was had,
And some to gain their private ends
Declared the scheme was mad.
This scheme, they said, will brand our class
As lacking dignity
And won’t it seem a trifle crass
To certain faculty?
And so they gave up their delight
And went to work with pride;
The class recovered overnight,—
The scheme it was that died.
58
For a Merit Mind, of a Merit Mind, and by
a Merit Mind
VERYONE is beginning to plan for her future. Since everyone is so occupied,
it is fitting and proper that we, the merit minded, should also ask of the
universe what it has in store for us. According to the definition consider-
ately furnished by the College Calendar, we are “students of average intelligence”’,
and should therefore look forward to an average little future.
Like everybody else, we shall go to Europe after graduating. Here we shall
encounter other minds: abject mortals dressed in grey who “‘‘Passed”’ in College,
and are passing through life without doing much more; Credit students affably
condescending and unmitigatingly enthusiastic. But we, the normal, in our dark
brewn hat and our practical brown suit, will feel tepidly lonely in an average way.
And then, upon an overcast day with a good average rainfall of 14 inch, we shall
be introduced to a young man or rather he will be introduced to us in the most
conventional fashion. Perhaps we shall meet him in the Louvre before the Mona
Lisa, or again standing in the middle of the Coliseum. But however picturesque
the spot, he is bound to say something like this:
“Say, what a pity it’s raining. But it may clear off, tomorrow, y'know ’
“At last—you are a merit mind!”’
Then, we shall look into each other's eyes and our behavior will beso extremely
normal that further explanation is unnecessary
When we return to America, our house will not be a mansion millionairily
furnished in potted rubber trees, yards of red plush carpets, and naked statues
trying vainly to get warm by ungainly attitudes; for such mansions are only reserved
for those who flunked out Freshman Year. Neither shall we live in a den lit by
candles and littered by papers; for such are the inheritance of H. C.’s. No, we
shall live in a little Home, a unique and exclusive spot in the suburbs which is
neither in the country nor the city, but is five minutes from the electric trolley
so that it enjoys the disadvantages of both. Evenif our roomsare small, each room
will be furnished with a bathroom resplendent in nickel furnishings; even if our
porch is cramped, it will be supplemented by a sun parlor so-called in spite of the
fact that it is heated by a steam radiator painted white. And here we shall train
little merit minds for the future. Our little family, according to the latest statis-
tics, will not be large, but we should each have a nice average of say one-quarter
child apiece.
59
Graduating With Honor
Summa Cum Laude
MarGARrET GREGSON
Magna Cum Laude
Rury Marcaret Peters
Jean Louise FESLER
CATHERINE FIELD
Cum Laude
CaroLyn ExrizaBeTH ASPLUND Frances Louise Putnam
EstTHER VIRGINIA DIKEMAN JOSEPHINE YOUNG
MarGaret PERRY SARA BEDDOE WALKER
EvizaBetH Maxwe yi Carroiy CHESNUT Mary Emtin OKIE
MarGarEtT CAMERON Coss Evinor BeuLaH AMRAM
Jean Hannan MorcENSTERN Louise FuLtton GuckER
MarGarettTa MATHILDA SALINGER ALICE HELEN PALACHE
Laura Marcaret HaLey Marion Howarp SMITH
CHRISTINE MacEwan Hayes VIRGINIA ATMORE
ELizABETH BETHEL MarcGaret Hartity Huse
KATHERINE SHEPARD CorNELIA BRUERE ROSE
European Fellow
MarGarEtT GREGSON
60
When is a Woman, not a Woman?
When she’s a European Fellow.
Collapse of The Synapse
APOLOGIES TO LONGFELLOW’S “UNGUENTINE”
READING TIME: Don’t read this and see if we care.
This the reception primeval; the salient U, V’s and W’s
Guide on the voiceless assembly, mutely regarding the French doors
Leading to bliss and fulfillment, treasure of Wallace and Delly,
Gladding the glistening mead-hall—Hrothgar presides at the table.
Sit like Druids of old, the seniors sad and prophetic.
Deep from the rocking arm-chair, high thoughts of Eskimo poetry
Speak, and in accents disconsolate, answer the silence of seniors.
This the reception primeval; cro-magnon the gowns that adorn it:
Once they were models from Paris, now they are mouldering chiffon.
Ye who believe in affection that hopes and endures and is patient,
Ye who believe in the beauty and strength of woman’s devotion,
Take heed of those intricate vacuums, the minds of collegiate women,
Hazarding blindly a question to fill in the ominous silence.
* * * * * *
These are the picked, these the chosen;—the créme de la créme of the nation.
Elpis Megalay
OR EIGHT WAYS TO IMPROVE THE HOUR
(Need We Apologize ? )
In them the seed of wis-
dom did I sow,
And with mine own hands
wrought to make it
grow;
And this is all the har-
vest that I reaped;
“T came like Water, and
like Wind I go.”
Yet Ah, that Spring shall vanish with the Rose!
That Youth’s sweet-scented manuscript should close!
The Nightingale that from its dais sings,
Ah whence, and whither flies again, who knows!
Indeed, the Idols I have loved so long
Have done my Credit in this world much wrong;
Have drowned my Glory in a shallow Cup,
And sold my Reputation for a Song.
Myself when young did
eagerly frequent
Doctor and Saint and
heard great argument
About it and about; but
ever more
Came out by the same
door where in I went.
They say the Lion and the
Lizard keep
The courts were Dinosaurs
fed and then drank
deep;
The mammoth, — that
great Hunter, Evolu-
tion
Has passed him by, and
cannot break his Sleep.
Think, in this battered Caravanser
Whose Portals are Alternate Night and Day,
How Sultan after Sultan with his pomp
Abode his destined hour, and went his way.
The moving Finger writes,
and having writ,
Moves on,—though all
your Knowledge nor
your Wit
Cannot make out the
sense of half a line,
Nor squinting read the
Formulae of it.
The Class Photographer Goes Milne
I think I am a jaguar. I haven't got a roar,
But I can make the Faculty all sneak behind the door.
Perhaps I am a quizbook. No, I think I am a worm,
For when I creep into their sight they sneazle and they squirm.
BUT
Round about
And round about
And round about I go—
All around the offices
In Dalton and the Lib.
I think I am a camera gone out with zest to dare
To seek another Faculty
Behind another Faculty,
Behind another Faculty who isn’t really there. . .
I think I am a graduate whom all good people shun—
I wish I were a pot of jam behind a raisin bun.
I think I am a Senior who
Is looking for a Senior who
Is looking for a Senior who does not look well today.
I’m feeling rather funny but my spirit does not fail—
It must be I’m a puppy who is hunting for his {ail
FOR
Round about
And round about
And round about and round about
And round about
And round about
I go.
66
A Simple Story
HERE was once a lovely young girl who went to college. She didn't want to
go to college very much but all her friends seemed to be doing it and anyway
there wasn’t anything to do at home if she did stay there and what fun to
get away on your own for four years. So after she had gon through all the pre-
liminaries like physics and did your grandmother die of dysentery she became a
full-fledged college student and put away all her good clothes and went around in
a bandana and that skirt which Mother said you'd better give to the cook’s little
girl because it’s all torn and covered with spots and I’d be ashamed to see you in
it. And when Mother came down to college she put it away in the back of her
closet and cleaned out her top bureau drawer and pretended she knew everybody
on campus. Well anyway she stayed at college for years and found it was all
right after all and even though a college woman she still had a few boy friends
though by senior year the competition was pretty strong. But the worst part of
it all was that she got interested in her courses and got ideas and talked about
disarmament and how Coleridge got that way and even knew that Aphasia was
different from Pericles’ girl friend and why not give companionate marriage a
trial for a while? But still she was a lovely young girl and when spring of senior
year came round she discovered she was in the upper ten and hence socially unaccept-
able as beautiful but dumb and her career was ruined because she hadn’t meant to
work and those professors were just too easy to give her all those high credits
because that report was perfectly awful and you know you can always tell when
your own work is bad. Well anyway there wasn’t anything she could do about
it at that point so she went bravely on during the rest of the year and got through
all the senior activities like being waked up at the crack of dawn by her little sopho-
more friends being vocal through the morning mists. But finally having stood a
lot through four years she came to Garden Party which was the final straw to
break a senior’s back and she decided she couldn’t stand it any longer, all this sor-
didness and not a flower to lighten the drabness of my life, so she drowned herself
in the cloister fountain, which was awfully unpleasant for people who were showing
their families around; yes, this is the cloister, it’s real old English, isn’t it?
67
Athletics 1927-1928
All-Round Championship Won by 1928
HOCKEY
Won by 1928
Captain—A. BRUERE
First Squad
B. LOINES M. FOWLER M. BARRETT
Isl, AOMMELS, C. FIELD E. DIKEMAN
E. BROOKS F. BETHEL M. PETTIT
H. GUITERMAN J. HUDDLESTON J. STETSON
A. BRUERE A. PALACHE E. RHETT
E. MORGAN
On Varsity—B. Lornes, H. Tutrie, H. Guirerman, A. BrurEre, E. Brooks
WATER POLO
Won by 1928
Captain—A. BRUERE
Team
M. GAILLARD H. TUTTLE J. HUDDLESTON
C. FIELD A. BRUERE E. MORGAN
M. PETIIL
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M. Harry
H. Turrie
SWIMMING MEET
Won by 1929
Caplain—H. GuireERMAN
Team
C. Fierp H. GuirerRMAN
E. Srewart M. GAILLARD
A. BRUERE
On Varsity—H. Turrt te, C. Fierp, E. Stewart, H. GuirerMan
B. Lornes
A. BRUERE
A. PALACHE
C. DyER
BASKETBALL
Won By 1931
Captain—F. BETHEL
Team
E. ScHorrLaNpD J. HupDLESTON
F. BETHEL M. BarRRETT
On Varsity—B. Loines
TENNIS
Tie between 1928-1930
Captain—F. BETHEL
F. BetHei E. BETHEL
M. HuLseE
On Varsitty—F. BETHEL, A. PALACHE
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A. BRUERE
C. FIELD
M. BarreEtTT
E. Brooks
. ALLING
. AMRAM
. ATMORE
. BETHEL
. BETHEL
. BROWNING
. COHOE
Here adew
Blazers
YELLOW BLAZER, COLLEGE INSIGNIA
H. GuiTreERMAN
J. HuppLESTON
CLASS BLAZER AND INSIGNIA
E. DikeMAN
M. GatLLtarpD
CLASS BLAZER
M. Fow.er
E. Funk
R. GarDNER
M. GreGSON
M. Harry
E. Jones
P. McEtwain
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B. Lornes
H. Tutte
E. Morcan
E. STEWART
M. McKee
A. PALACHE
N. PERERA
M. Pettit
E. RHettT
C. RosE
J. Younc
May Day
THE SPACIOUS DAYS OF GUOQ QUEEN BESS
OBSERVATION TEST FOR YOUNG GIRLS
(Palmer JLethod)
SEXcaGimyCOs CUMS) eee. a eee icc eae ere ee Reece oe Nee we Een
HE purpose of this test is to determine how well you assimilate objects, and
(eet between them. The subject is one familiar to all, the Bryn-
mawrcollegeelizabethanmaydayfeteandrevels. The papers will be marked
according to fact, fancy, brightness of imagery and neatness of penmanship.
This is a test of observation. Study the pictures carefully; there is something
missing in each one; see if you can discover what it is, and draw it in. This will
also give you an opportunity to discover a hidden talent. Mail the completed
drawings to any correspondence school, and wait for results. Some cartoonists
make as much as $700.00 a week.
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If tickets are $3.00 ($2.00 for children, students, etc.); lunch, $1.50; Programs,
$1.00; Grandstand seats, reserved $.75, unreserved $.50, S. R. O. $0.00; Food, Rhyme
Sheets and miscellaneous, “according to capacity (we only put this in to make it
harder); and transportation, variable; what will it cost a family of seven to spend
a quiet spring afternoon at home?
III
A. If no bodily injuries, such as being stepped
on by a horse, bitten by an ox, or overcome by
too much pop, draw a smile in circle A.
B. If, on your one entrance, you did not
stumble over any scenery, actors, or other
properties, draw a foot in circle B.
C. If you successfully peregrinated from lanes
to circles, thence deviding in half for circles H
and I, whence to circle Q around the May Pole,
go counterclockwise in circle C.
D. If it did not rain, draw a closed umbrella
in circle D.
E. If your beard was only half digested at the
preliminary luncheon, draw a h°rsehair sofa in circle E.
F. If, in motoring down, your family crossed successfully from the Roosevelt
Boulevard to City Line Avenue, draw a new Ford touring car in circle F.
G. If you evaded all fines for non-attendance at pageant rehearsals, draw a
check.
H. If the joke about a certain red-haired professor was not heard more than
six times, draw a long-legged man in circle H.
I. If you honestly think this was the best May Day you ever saw, (assuming
that you were unavoidably absent from any previous performance), draw on your
imagination.
If unhappily, none of these things took place, eclipse all circles, and skip to
page 82.
Peta:
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The Class Book is indebted to the “ College
News” for the pictures used in this section,
Triolgy of Tragedy
I
I practised diction three long years
While Sue had always mumbled;
She walked upon her hands with ease,
But I had always stumbled.
May Day shone, with many lights,
Alas—my pride was humbled—
Sue gaily said a monologue—
Tit was that tumbled.
II
I paid my twenty dollars every year
Alas, I was as healthy as two weasles,
At quizzes without fail I did appear—
May Fourth and Fifth I had the German measles!
III
At every rehearsal I kept my tryst
But at the performance my one line I missed.
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Eitinc, Ruth . . . . . . . . . dI17 Bellevue Place, Chicago, Ill.
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Gray, Marian Munroe... . .. . 105 E 81st Street, New York City.
GreEGSON, MarGARET . . . . . . . 225%. Spring Ave., La Grange, Ill.
Gucker, LouisE Futton . . . . 53420 Hamilton Street, Philadelphia, Pa.
GUITERMAN, HELEN . . . . . +. ~~. +4155 Riverside Drive, New York City.
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HeEpBuRN, KATHERINE HouGHTON . . .. . 352 Laurel Street, Hartford, Conn.
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for youth —
THAT IS, CLOTHES IN
THE MODERN MANNER
WITH THE DISTINCTION
THAT ASSURES CHIC
Shown in our
Apparel Shops
STRAW BRIDGE
& CLOTHIER
PHILADELPHIA
OFFICIAL PHOTOGRAPHERS
OF
1928 CLASS BOOK
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Kubey-Rembrandt
Studios
1732 CuestNutT STREET
PHILADELPHIA
Insurance for Students
Personal Effects, Automobiles, Accidents, Fire or Theft while at College
or elsewhere. Risks to property or person while traveling in this country
or abroad.
Damage to motor cars. . Liability for accidents to persons or property
LONGACRE & EWING
BULLITT BUILDING
141 SOUTH 4rx ST., PHILA.
Wm. T. McIntyre
821 LaNncasTER AVENUE
FANCY GROCERIES
FRUIT AND VEGETABLES
Charge Accounts to Students
Phone Delivery
Bryn Mawr 791 Service
BRYN MAWR’'S DOMINATING
STYLE SHOP
Rafeld’s
826 LancasteR AVENUE
A Store built upon style, quality, value,
superior service ideals—and the realization of
the solid value of public good will.
A Step
Ahead of Fashion
WISE,SHOEF
One Price 6 Worth More
Stores in Every
Important City
Les
Silhouettes
Tea House
LUNCHEON—TEA—DINNER
CLOSED EVERY MONDAY
Arrangements may be made for
Private Parties
Lincotn HicHway Rosemont, Pa.
Gifts of Beauty and Distinction
SCARFS——DRESSES
THE
International Shop
HAverrorD, Pa.
HANDCRAFT SPECIALTIES
Prices to Suit Every Purse
(Cottage Gea Room
MontcomMery Ave., Bryn MAwr
Luncheon Afternoon Tea
Dinner
Special Parties by Arrangement
Guest Phone,
Rooms Bryn Mawr 362
PRODUCED BY
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Northern 6ngraving €o.
Schoot Unnual Engrivers
Ss Gamtom, O.
GOODHART HALL
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ESTABLISHED 1879
R. C. Ballinger Company
Building @ontractors
925 WALNUT STREET, PHILADELPHIA
@
Ernest R. YARNALL Telephones:
Joun A. Stratton Bell, Pennypacker 0191
Paut B. Correr Keystone, Main 1192
P. J.. DUNNE & SONS
241 EAST LANCASTER AVE.
WAYNE, PA.
xX
Roofing (@ontractors for
Goodhart Hall
Complimentary
WESTBROOK PUBLISHING COMPANY
5800 North Mervine Street, Philadelphia, Pa.
(Terminus Broad Street Subway)
Bryn Plawr Record
IS ANOTHER YEARBOOK
PRINTED BY
Westbrook Publishing Company
DELIVERED ON SCHEDULED DATE
BILLED WITH NO UNANTICIPATED EXTRA CHARGES
@ On books of this nature we quote a flat
price and assume full responsibility for
everything connected with the job except
photography. @ All of your business is
transacted with one established and repu-
table firm, thus effecting obvious economies
of time and money.
LMH 28
Bryn Mawr College Yearbook. Class of 1928
Bryn Mawr College (author)
1928
serial
Annual
146 pages
reformatted digital
North and Central America--United States--Pennsylvania--Montgomery--Bryn Mawr
9PY 1928
Digitized by the Internet Archive in 2011 with funding from LYRASIS Members and Sloan Foundation.
BMC-Yearbooks-1928