Johunp Mraper
“What is Old Taylorvingin’ for?” asked the faculty one day.
“To call you out, to call you out,” did colored Nelson say.
“What makes you look so white, so white?” asked the faculty dismayed.
“Pm dreadin’ what I’ve got to watch,” the colored Nelson said.
ear the Dead March play.
For they’re “angin’ Johnny Draper, you can’
The college is in ’ollow square, they’re ’angin’ ’im to-day.
‘They've taken off “is Kappa Key and cut 71s
And they’re ’angin’ Johnny Draper in the mornin’.
air, they say,
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’s drunk beer at Wisconsin,” the faculty all said.
“E's drunk ’is beer at ’Arvard too,” the Minor English said.
“CF’s drunk it at the graduate school,” said faculty once more.
“op
es drinkin’ bitter beer alone,” the Minor English swore.
They are ’angin’ Johnny Draper, Bliss is marchin’ ’im around,
Susie’s ’alted Johnny Draper by ‘is coffin on the ground,
And ’e’ll swing in ’arf a minute for a snooty ’Arvard ‘ound,
Oh, they’re ’angin’ Johnny Draper in the mornin’.
“What's that so black agin the sun?” asked the faculty, afraid.
“Tes Johnny in ’is long black coat,” the Minor English said.
““What’s that, that flutters over’ead?”’ asked the faculty again.
“Tt’s Johnny’s ’at a-fallin’ off,” said Minor English then.
For we’re done with Johnny Draper. Oh, let the one-step play!
The rest are in their classes, Minor English cuts to-day.
Even gentle Susie shouts, she’ll want ‘er muggle right away.
After ’hangin’ Johnny Draper in the mornin’.
Auice NICOLL.
Cousin Alice to Pem Senior:
Miss Thomas and I think that the Senior banner is really too shabby for
visitors. Won't you please take it down from Pembroke?
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