60 THE BOOK OF THE CLASS OF NINETEEN-ELEVEN
Breakfast “a
SceNE—A tea pantry.
Time—8 to 10 on any Sunday morning during college.
DRaMATIS PERSONN2.
You.
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You and I are dressed in jumpers and hockey (or other) skirts, and pumps or slippers.
You and I do not quote Shakespeare wittily, at times,nor are we in love with some member
of the faculty, nor are we having a “college girl’s frolic’? such as one sees illustrated in “The
Ladies’ Home Journal.” Breakfast 1s in course of preparation—it is a serious business, and
you and I are ordinary mortals, without extraordinary habits and views or ways of speech
conforming to that impossible type, the College Girl.
These facts should be remembered.
The properties necessary for this entertaining little comediette are extremely simple,
viz., an heterogeneous collection of spoons and china, two patent toast makers; tag ends
and component parts of dismembered chafing dishes; a frying pan; eggs, bacon, coffee, and
smells of cooking.
: cee if you ask me I think we’re pretty decent to make the breakfast for those
azy dogs.
