‘evening Page Eight THE COLLEGE NEWS Friday, November 10, 1967 No down for the Bryn Mawr Callens Bow! Team as it holds its line against Notre Dame. The score was 225 - 185 in Bryn Mawr’s second consecutive victory. Team BMC Feminine Foursome Blocks “Fighting” Irish The following is part of an article which appeared in the ‘Bulletin’ Friday, November 3, before Bryn Mawr’s victory. over Notre Dame on College. Bowl. Ara. Parseghian’s troubles have just begun. First he ran into Le- roy Keyes at Purdue. Then it was Orange Juice Simpson and South- ern Cal. And now it’s Diane and Ruth and Ashley and Robin. Poor Notre Dame. And it’s on the tube, for the world to see. The GE College Bowl, with $3000 in the pot. Pow- erhouse Bryn Mawr, unbeaten, untied, barely scored upon, with massive I,Q,’s from end to end, Even Rockne would blanch. Deep, versatile, swift on the buzzer, that’s Bryn Mawr, There’s Diane, nifty on reverses in Euro- pean history. There’s Ruth, a triple-threat in Latin, Greek, and archeology. There’s Ashley, crushing on off-tackle plays into politics and poetry. There’s Rob- in, elusive on runbacks through Verdi, Van Gough and Virgil. What can Notre Dame do but punt on first down and pray? A telephone call found South Bend Eddie, a bookie who will take any bet, so long as it is against Notre Dame. **How many points are you of- fering on Bryn Maw? against Notre” Dame?”’ “You mean chicks? Against the Irish? Listen, we'll play ’em in hopscotch. Who did Bryn Mawr on the hook, ‘‘that we are in trouble.’’ Exactly the feelings of Dr. Rob- ert Patten, who is the Ara Par- seghian of the Mainline (distaff ~division). A young English prof- fessor, Dr. Patten has whipped his Bryn Mawr club together since September. He started with 149 candidates, then drove his Four Fillies through 2,000 practice questions. Before waxing Cal on TV, his assassins ripped Haver- ford three times in scrimmages. ‘*And these aren’t pros but pure amateurs,’’ said Dr. Pattendarkly. “Some schools -- I will not men- tion names -- keep their players in special dorms with daily train- ing sessions, no outside class- work. And they have specialists on science, music, et cetera. Ours play every position. ‘‘Notre Dame had a spy invade our campus,’’ said Dr. Patten. “A boy infiltrated the dorms here, took notes on our training methods, scouted our personnel. I’m ser- ious. We considered retaliating by sending a girl with a bad cold to Notre Dame, but I am against germ warfare. We respect Notre Dame, but remember -- we’re Number One.”’ Ta! Ia! Ia! audience. Undergrad Dues (Continued from page 5) gram is thwarting participation by being based on a principle of minimum expense for the mini- mum of activities? There was an opinion ex- pressed that ‘‘if I don’t partici- pate in an activity, I don’t want to pay for it.’? Personally, I find this rather egocentric. Undergrad only supports those organizations and clubs which are open to the whole campus. Most of these can- not be supported by membership dues alone, and they resort to selling. food or VISA cards or charging admissions; efforts are directed towards making money thereby detracting from the time spent on the production. It is quite true that no one participates in all the clubs and that some people participate in none, but the ma- jority of us participate in some- thing, and I like to think we can even benefit from: the existence of some activities in which we do not participate. Besides, we all get Freshman Handbooks as well as the NEWS, have the convenience of Pay Day and hall announcing (now posting), and appreciate self- scheduled exams. Undergrad funds all these. Only the mechanics of the dues raise remain to be straightened out. There are three problems: 1) Overwhelmingly (90%), the campus wanted to be billed over the summer. This would be sep- arate from tuition, and an item- ized list of where the money would be spent would be included. Among other things this would enable us to have the Undergrad funds «at the beginning of each year (the time of heaviest expenses) and avoid perennial Pay Day crises (eg. Alliance has only $38.00 un- til next Pay Day). 2) Also, what about scholarship students? . Compared to other schools, a $25.00 activities fee is small, but compared to this year’s fee, it is almost doubled. For the administration this means finding $11.00 more per scholar- ship student, and 1/3 of us are on scholarship. 3) What should Undergrad pay for and-what is the responsibility of the administration? We pay $1300.00 to Pay Day mistresses and hall announcers, but the ad- ministration paysfire captains. We pay only part of the Orchestra- Chorus-Chamber Music costs; the administration pays the rest and yet they are under Arts Council. 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