'~ ree Trews ? THE COLLEGE NEWS ‘Secret’. Discovered To be Hilarious Continued from Page 3 procession complete with -white oxen (two in one!) marched down the aisle with convincing solemn- ity and assembled on the stage about a towering maypole to watch the unveiling of the Top Secret. With the May Day crown balanced atop his flaming wig, Mr. Nahm mounted the throne at the center of the streamers, and the dancers proceeded to wind the maypole which was by this time listing dan- gerously. From his vantage point Mr. Nahm surveyed the energetic, if unpracticed, Morris dancers, only to have his crown knocked off by the maypole weavers. This parody of Bryn Mawr May Day provided a brilliant finale for Top Secret and left the undergraduates wondering whether they could not resign in favor of their professors on May 1, 1948. A fitting climax to the reign of ‘the faculty was Mr. Frank’s 100% success in filling up the “Flunk” barrel. One hopes that the next batch will cause him | less trouble! j@sescese (eno eae emer ee ew a mm oe (0 ta ee eet at toed ms ae Connelly’s Flower Shop i 12z6 Lancaster Avenue Bryn Mawr 1515 > hd aemawnawnane ew If, Show Posters The second act posters from the Faculty Show are not pub- lic property. Will the people who took them from (Goodhart, please return them to Mrs. Nahm in the Bookshop. Espec- ially needed is “ART, FOR HEAVEN’S SAKE”, which had been sold but not delivered to a local alumna. B. M. Teams Exhibit Alert, Steady Games Continued from Page 3 Swarthmore, the B. M. baseball team was victorious 11-7. The high point of the game was Carol Sea- man’s home run for Bryn Mawr. The team was defeated, however, by Ursinus, 11-1, in a game which, according to the captain was “tragic” and “full of errors”. The lacrosse team played Bal- timore on Sunday, and with the help of 6 Baltimore players—ow- ing to a slight deficiency of num- bers—defeated the others 3-2. The team tied 3-3 with Beaver. Campliments of the Haverford Pharmacy Haverford Peasant Skirts Lancaster Avenue A Cool Summer Outfit! in Assorted Patterns Off-the-Shoulder Blouses of Cotton or Sheer Material TRES CHIC SHOPPE Bryn Mawr Don’t Let Warm Weather Get You Down — Drop in for a Cool Snack at COLLEGE. INN RA Jo start a sensation she's able. l = This smart-looking creature is Mabel. She walks ona cloud, Her clothes do ber proud — She buys after reading the label! | SHE ALWAYS LOOKS FOR HOSIERY ss aw a8 seg a a ka er, NOTICES Freshmen! Freshmen are reminded that they must be out of the halls with- in 24 hours after their last exam. Commencement Mr. Patterson is chairman of Commencement. Owing to the number of degrees to be given, there will be no outside speaker this year. Rock Rummage Sale Rockefeller Hall collected $91.00 for the Drive in its recent Rum- mage Drive. Alumnae Reunions The following classes will have headquarters in various halls or ‘campus, May 31st through June | 3rd: 1897—Pembroke West 1912—-Pembroke East 1913—-Pembroke West 1914—-Rhoads South 1915—Denbigh 1922—Rhoads North > MEET AT THE GREEK’S Tasty Sandwiches Refreshments Lunches - Dinner 1931—East House 1932—Rhoads South 1933—Pembroke East 1934—Denbigh 1946—Rockefeller Commencement Gifts - Richard Stockton Lancaster Avenue Dorothy Lamour is “My Favorite Brunette’. . . CHESTERFIELD... my favorite cigarette “see Bob Hopes new picture "MY FAVORITE BRUNETTE" co-starring DOROTHY LAMOUR