THE COLLEGE NE *y : / . ‘ ee vintls VOL. XLII, NO. 24 ARDMORE and BRYN MAWR, PA.. WEDNESDAY, MAY 14, 1947 Copyright Trustees of Bryn Mawr College, 1945 British Novelist Reads Passages From His Works E. M. Forster Selects Musical References In Novels Goodhart Hall, May 7: Mr. E. M. Forster, British novelist, read se- lections from his works, this eve- ning, to a large and appreciative audience. The author, on his first visit to the United States, had just come from Boston where he open- ed the Harvard Symposium on mu- sic with a lecture on musical crit- icism. With the exception of Har- vard, Bryn Mawr is the only other college to be visited by Mr. For- ster during his sojourn in this country. ‘The author announced that since he had spoken on music to the Symposium he thought it would be fitting to read passages which dealt with music from his various novels. The first selection was taken from Where Angels Fear to _ Tread and dealt with a perform: ance of Lucia di Lammermoor in a Continued on Page 2 Students Defeat London U.’s Team In Internat’] Quiz Bryn Mawr College was _fea- tured in a trans-Atlantic broadcast to England on Sunday at 1:30 P. M., as three students, Edith An- nin, 47; Jean Switendick, ’48, and Henny Burch, °48, participated as contestants in the International Quiz and defeated their British ri- vals with a score of 690-655. The International Quiz, sponsor- ed by station WPEN in Philadel- phia, is an organization whose aim is to promote interest in local col- lege radio stations. WPEN ar- ranges for’ several qualifying rounds in a kind of quiz tourna- ment between Swarthmore, Bryn Mawr and the University of Penn- sylvania. (Haverford had _ been entered as a contestant, but with- drew.) The winner of these pre- liminaries is then entitled to op- pose a team of British students in an international broadcast. The University of Pennsylvania had been the first winrer, but was de- feated several weeks ago by Birk- beck College in its contest with | England. Bryn Mawr was quali- fied to enter the second foreign broadcast and emerged victorious over University College of the University of London. International Chit Chat This broadcast, the last of this year’s series, was recorded on Thursday in the WPEN broadcast- | ing room and the transcription was played on Sunday. Each contest- ant wore a pair of earphones and was enabled to engage in an in- formal talk with the English team before the quiz began. : ‘The questions covered a wide va- riety of subjects but the general emphasis was on Current Events. The British team, composed of two boys and a girl, was fairly well up on Current Events but poor in mathematics, where they lost the most points. It is hoped that these broadcasts will be resumed once more next year, as they provide an interest- ‘ing challenge to American stu- _ dents. Professors Talk Of Philos. of Hist. At Fullerton Club Philosophers from neighboring colleges and universities attended the annual meeting of the Fuller- ton Club to discuss “The Philoso- phy of History.” The session which was held in the Deanery last Saturday featured two speakers in the morning and-two in the after- noon. Professor Hajo Holborn, of Yale University, opened the discussion with a paper on “Greek and Mod- ern Concepts of History.” Accord- ing to Professor Holborn, “In the Hellenic period only few civiliza- tions had a form of historical, in- terest going beyond a myth stage.” The great contribution of Thucy- dides was his attempt to replace myths with a credible interpreta- tion of history. The fruits of Thu- cydides’ work, however,” said Pro- fessor Holborn, “may be found in the political philosophy of Plato and Aristotle.” The tendency of Greek thought toward a common universal history reached its cli- max in the works of Polybius. With the coming of Christ history took a new turn and a theology of history was created. Machia- velli contributed greatly to the breakdown of this theology of his- tory by reverting to the concepts of Thucydides and Polybius. Pro- fessor Holborn concluded by ex- plaining that modern historical thought has been an attempt to fill the void which the departure from the theological influence of Christ has created. “Dialectic is an important aspect of historical reality,’’ said Profes- sor Helmut—Kuhn, of the Univer- sity of North Carolina, in an anal- ysis of “Dialectic in History,” “but it is also dangerous in an interpre- tation of history.” Professor Kuhn demonstrated that the danger lies in the unification of certain dia- Continued on Page 2 Credits Disclosed For ‘Top Secret’ ‘Certain salient facts and ac- knowledgements may now be pub- licized in regard to the Faculty Show. Programs were not print- ed for Saturday’s performance of Top Secret in order to preserve the element of surprise. The show was a composite piece | of composition. The individual acts Open Discussion Clarifies Issues About Infirmary An open discussion was held on Monday evening, May 12 in the Common Room to clarify various complaints of the students against | certain rules and procedures of the infirmary. Henny Burch, speak- ing for the Undergraduate Coun- cil, led the discussion, while Dr. Humeston, ‘Dean Nepper and Dean Broughton answered student crit- icism. Complaints against ithe coldness of the food and unnecessary noise in the infirmary halls are to be in- vestigated. The report that pa- tients have not been informed of telephone calls received will also be corrected. Many specific cases were brought up, in which misunderstanding could have been cleared if the in- firmary had been informed of the objection immediately and the facts investigated. Dean Nepper point- ed out that too much criticism has been based on rumor and not fact. It is most important, she stressed, for the student to consult a reli- able authority when she wants to know the facts of the infirmary. One of the major and universal complaints was that a patient is either left in the infirmary too long or not long enough. Dr. Humeston explained that this condition is due in a large extent to the failure of the student to reveal her symp- toms fully. ‘Since the college is responsible for the physical con- dition of ‘the ‘student, it is neces- sary for the college to reserve the authority on health matters. This fact is often neglected by the im- Continued on Page 2 Calhoun to Speak At Bacealaureate Robert Lowry Calhoun, Profes- sor of Historical Theology at Yale University, will conduct the Bac- calaureate Service for the class of 1947, to be held Sunday, June Ist, at 8 o’clock, in Goodhart Hall. Dr. Calhoun is the author of God and the Common Life and What is Man? He is already familiar to Bryn Mawr students, who heard him speak at a chapel service last year. Special music to be sung at Bac- calaureate by the College Chorus will include Ave Marie by Gustav Holst, Lerd Who Hast Made Us for Thine Own by Gustav~ Holst, were made up by the performers ‘therein. Out of Bounds, the skit, | was written jointly by the Misses ; Stapleton, Linn and (Gardiner. Miss Stapleton acted as director. The Bee was composed by E. B. ‘White, a New Yorker editor, and was re- cited by Mrs. Manning with his | permission. Mr. Thon gave final advice for the production. ‘Miss Boas was choreographer for the primitive seed planting ceremonial and accompanied it on the drum. Miss Clayton and Mrs. Lattimore composed dances for the skit. Faculty wives acted as Rock- ettes and helped in the composition of the ballet, the male section of which was costumed by Mrs. Al- wyne. Miss Grant coached the folk dancers. Piano accompani- ments were by Mr. Bernheimer, ‘Mrs. deVaron and Mr. Martin. The ballet orchestra was composed of Mr. Bernheimer, piano, Miss Ba- con, violin, and Mr. Immenwahr, flute. LEN 3 The faculty wishes to thank Louise Belknap, Marian Holland, Continued on Page 2 Litany, by Poulenc, and Gloria Patri, by Palestrini. ENGAGEMENTS Jacquely> Miller ’47 to Mar- tin Ketceasiein. Charlotte Feiner ’49 to Paul Schwartz. CALENDAR Friday, May 16 * “Last Day of Lectures of Sec- ond Semester. Class Day speeches. 8:30 Goodhart. Dr. Lionello Venturi, “Origins of Modern Painting”. Monday, May 19 Final Examinations begin. Friday, May 30 Final Examinations end. Sunday, June 1 8:00 Goodhart. Baccalaureate Services Dr. Robert Lowry Calhoun, Professor of Histor- ical Theology at Yale Univer- Sty... Tuesday, June 3 11:00 Goodhart. Conferring of Degrees. Close of 62nd Ac- ademic Year. J. ‘TopSecret’ Disclosed to Students; Imaginative Faculty Creates Hit SPRING IN A ROMAN GARDEN . Flexible Lecture, Agile Bee, Aeschylus, Hallelujah Bulkhead Wow Audience by Louise Ervin ’49 and Emily Townsend ’50 Goodhart, May 10. Now it can be told~what the faculty do in their spare time; as Mrs. Manning re- marked firmly: : \ “I wish to state I’ll always mate With whatever drone I encounter!” Or, on a slightly different note, there was Mr. Watson’s eager “$5 for the end of Minnie!” The faculty show Top Secret re- vealed unexpected talent in some and enthusiasm in all. After the initial stage-fright and footlight fever, the actors drowned their in- hibitions in self-expression, cul- minating in the song of Queen Bee Manning, sometime head of the history department, the “Great Flexible Lecture” and “Spring in a Roman Garden.” This clever ballet was the most applauded piece of the evening. The place of honor was occupied by a bust of Aeschylus whose aus- terity was reflected by the sur- rounding statues to such an extent that Messrs. Berliner, Alwyne, MacKinnon, and Berry were scarce- ly recognizable. Accompanied by Venturi to Talk On Modern Art Dr. Lionello Venturi, Professor of Art History at the University of Rome, will give the first of two illustrated lectures in Goodhart Hall, Friday night, May 16th, at 8.30 P..M. His topic will be “Ori- gins of Modern Painting.” The second lecture, “Modern Painting and Modern Civilization,” will be held in the Pennsylvania University Museum Auditorium, at 4 P. M., Monday, May 19th. All students are cordially invited to attend both these lectures, which are being jointly sponsored by Bryn Mawr College and the Uni- versity of Pennsylvania. Dr. Venturi has recently arrived from Italy. He is considered one of the leading authorities on mod- ern painting and has written nu- merous books on this subject, such as Giorgione, Italian Paintings, Cezanne, and History of Art Crit- ism. Before the war he lived for some time in the United States, where he taught at Johns Hopkins and. the University of California. a charming melody provided by Miss Bacon’s violin, pianist Mr. Bernheimer and Mr. Immerwahr on the _ flute,.-four ~ ephemeral nymphs flitted into the garden. Graceful as they were, Mrs. Ox- toby, Mrs. Nahm, Mrs. Lattimore, and Miss ‘Clayton were temporar- ily eclipsed by the entrance of Miss Nepper, the ballerina. The Dean’s advances were irresistible, even to the apparently immovable Aeschylus. After some frustra- tion, the premiere: danseuse suc- ceeded in moving even the—cold stone, and Mr. Sloane’s arms con- veniently appeared from behind the Greek ito help Miss Nepper strike her pose. Joined with the incongruity of this situation, the skill and grace of the dancers made the Roman iGarden scene the most outstanding of the evening. Although the dialogue of Top Secret was uneven in quality, va- riety and spontaneity carried the show to a hilarious conclusion. It is difficult to evaluate the faculty presentation on the basis of Broad- way standards. However, the in- formal atmosphere and general spirit of fun as exhibited in witty songs and diversified skits over- whelmed the audience. The fac- ulty are all to be congratulated for the result of their feverish after- hours work in Goodhart. Under the direction of their committee they succeeded in conjuring up an evening of lavish entertainment. To start the show off on the proper sinister note, Mr. Frank emerged with a tower of blue books and settled himself with glee in peaceful seclusion at one corner of the stage. Chameleon Helson trip- ped in and out, causing casual speculation as to what his next cos- tume would be. The over-eager. can-can chorus kicked in ahead of the music. ‘Strangely enough, thev only seemed to be able to kick on one leg, but the leg was shapely! In came Mr. Patterson with the sad reactions of a freshman fac- ulty member to the modern Bryn Mawr girl: “Everything’s Up To Date At Bryn Mawr College”. He was forced to admit that “she seem- ed well rounded, as far as written records show”. This solo was am- ple proof that the basement of Dalton does not harm the voice. A less up-to-date quartet followed, in single. file beneath frayed bath towels: Messrs. Herben, Lat- — Continued on Page 2 PRICE 10 CENTS * me AY EP See ae THE COLLEGE NEWS Lf {THE COLLEGE. “NEWS wee ys Published weekly during the College Year (except during Thanksgiving, Christmas and Easter holidays, and during examination weeks) in the inteyest of Bryn Mawr College at the Ardmore Printing Company, Ardmore, Pa., and Bryn Mawr College. See ee ee” (FOUNDED IN 19 14) The College News is fully .protected by copyright. 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HELEN Hate, °49 HELEN GOLDBERG, '49 Grorta WHITE, ’48 Meanie Hewitt, ’50 GWYNNE WILLIAMS, *50 ANNE GREET ’50 Pat NicHo. ’50 Subscription, $2.75 Mailing Price, $3.00 Subscriptions may begin at any time Enterted as second class matter at the Ardmore, Pa., Post Office Under Act of Congress August 24, 1912 a “Top Secret” It is a kind of sadistic pleasure that one gets when she sees the awful, omniscient professor, who grades her papers and exams and tortures her with unanswerable questions (especially when she is a little behind in her reading), cut- ting capers on Goodhart stage. It isn’t often that we see the faculty in the all-together (figuratively speaking), and we have never before witnessed Miss Nepper dancing with a bust of Aeschylus, nor Dr. Nahm in a strawberry blond wig, nor Mrs. Manning buzzing around, unabashedly se that any “old drone is good enough for her.” However, it was not only sadistic pleasure that had us laughing uproariously at the Faculty Show Saturday night; this other side of the faculty really delighted us. We were not aware that some of these artists were among us—rich baritones and tenors, a coloratura soprano, premiers danseurs and danseuses, and natural comedians. And, it was especial- ly nice to meet some of the faculty wives for the first time across the footlights. There was a spontaneous, informal charm to the Fac- ulty Show combined with a great amount of good fun so that the performance was lively entertainment for outsiders as : well as for the Bryn Mawr student. The faculty are to be j congratulated for the success of this extra-curricular feature. The Augean Stables 4q oe As we remarked in our April 9th issue, Spring has ar- _ rived on the campus. | It is now May 14th, but the beauties of Spring have not yet penetrated into the hall smokers. Empty coke bottles, grimy cigarette butts, chewed-up newspapers, dog-eared playing cards, dirty teacups and stale \: _ food litter the smokers. No maid should be expected to clean up such a mess. The hall may not be your home, but you . livei in it eight months of the year. In May when the greatest number of visitors come to the college, we are made more conscious than ever of the dis- _ graceful appearance of the halls. And even the grounds would be made more presentable if we adopted the Army office efficiency ee a scheint ree Rannells Explains Personnel Work ) Thursday, May 8. Miss Frances Rannells, expert in personnel work, gave a short talk on this profes- sion at a vocational conference. Personnel work is necessary for industry and business, if inter- is desired, Miss Rannells said. Often a woman’s understanding and sympathy would help her in personnel work, es- pecially in retailing. In industry, current labor problems are of a magnitude such that more often a man is employed to handle person- nel, Miss Rannells explained that there are many aspects in this field; training, selection, job class- ification, and statistics. Although in the last analysis, people must be judged as individuals, it is al- ways important to have standards, preferably written standards un- derstood by both “top-manage- ment” and the personnel office, by which to organize an office or a store from the personnel angle. Characteristics necessary for a personnel worker, listed by Miss Rannells, are the ability ito work through other people, the ability to sell oneself, the knowledge of how to talk to men with directness and deliberation, and the ability to give not only sympathy but help. ‘Secret’ Discovered To be Hilarious Continued from Page 1 timore, Nahm, and Soper. High points of their repertoire were “Don’t Sock Your Mother, Boys— It’s Mean” and a eulogy of the Bryn Mawr student with the kind refrain: “They’re damn hard to teach and still harder to please”. In all seriousness, it is to be hoped that ‘(Bryn Mawr will hear more of Mr. Soper’s voice, perhaps on the same program with the newly dis- covered pianist, Mr. Bernheimer. The quartet retired and the cur- tains opened to show “Out of Bounds”, a hot desert island scene complete with Mrs. ‘Coates’ realistic backdrop. There two desolate G. I.’s were “playing sea shells” in professional style. (The News is still uncertain where this skill was acquired). Mrs. Dryden as Chi- quita Banana, “a graduated nat- ive”, displayed her (South Sea charms until restrained by Secre- tary Linn who felt morally respon- sible for all on the island, partic- ularly delinquent Mr. Gates and Mr. Dryden. The bronzed natives danced in from the compound to join in forming a welcoming com- mittee for Mr. Berry, the Texan pilot who dropped in from above followed by his talented passen- ger, Hallelujah Bulkhead of Hol- lywood (recognized as Miss Gar- diner). The glamorous Miss Bulk- head, rolled on stage (in a wheel- barrow) by Mr. Watson, complain- ed strenuously of the attentions of “that nasty man”, Molotov. Mr. Chew, it seems, had been making passes at her all the way across the ocean. Repelling even the gestures of the attractive males (Professors Berry, Watson, Gates, and Dryden) as they sang “Hubba-Hubba Halle- lujah”, she stated her motto in life: “I only give when on the screen”, Her rather weak voice may be attributed to the unnerving situation. After some lost alumnae had stumbled around searching for “girls like the girls we used to be”, the stage quaked and in buzzed Mrs. Manning, who sang in a su- perior tone of Life inthe upper air. The lusty and majestic voice of the Queen Bee as she pirouetted around the stage and the smart patter of Mr. E. B. White’s lyrics evoked -merited howls of applause. The queen bee’s wings and an- tennae were rivalled only by the ansparency of Minnie the Mer-| Rad aid with her glittering (“hand| made”) tail, the manufacturer of Dr. Humeston Hears Infirmary Criticism Continued from Page 1 patient student confined to the in- firmary. The question of whom to contact in case of emergency was among the important points to be clari- fied. Dean Nepper said that the Staident is first to call her warden. If unable to contact her, the infir- mary should be notified immediate- ly. Finally. the Dean should -be reached. There were several complaints to the same purport that parents were not informed properly or soon enough about the student’s illness. Miss Nepper answered this by ex- plaining that such information is handled by the Deans who, on re- ceiving the facts of the case from the infirmary, send a full report immediately to the family. Many also objected to the fact that they were not informed about their di- agnosis, temperature and medica- tion by the infirmary. Dr. Hum- eston again answered that the in- firmary was always ready to tell the student and to answer questions about her illness. Dr. Humeston concluded that it would be very helpful if a student, on hearing adverse rumors about the infirmary, would come to the infirmary (before repeating the rumor), to find out the facts of the case. It would also help, she said, if upperclassmen would not influ- ence freshmen against using the Infirmary. Faculty Discloses Credits for Show Continued from Page 1 Nancy Greenewalt and Maud Hodg- man for running the lights. Mrs. Coates painted the backdrop for the skit, while Miss Bacon was in charge of properties and sound ef- fects for the first act. Make-up for Top Secret was done by Mr. Thon, ‘Mr. Cuttino and Dr. Mac- Kinnon. ‘Curtain puller was Mr. Broughton! Mr. Morris Blackburn, who is in charge of the Art Workshop, made the posters announcing the show. Mr. A. Van Hollander of the Dis-, play Department of Gimbel Bros., Philadelphia, contributed the post- ers announcing tthe various acts. The managing committee for Top Secret included Mrs. Nahm, Miss Nepper, Miss Lang, Mr. Lattimore, and Miss Yeager. Copies of the songs are on sale in the Bookshop, as are several posters, if they are found. ‘Proceeds of the performances netted well over $1000 for the ben- efit of the Undergraduate Quota of the Bryn Mawr College Fund. Mrs. David acted as (Business Man- ager. me Mrs. Crenshaw’s coy manner charmed both actors and audience. Hallelujah proved false. to her motto and had Mr. Chew and the audience worried for a while. This couple seemed to learn “coopera- tion”, with a view to “saving the family”, but the act was.ended with , Violence as the blue-jeaned natives, perhaps rebelling against having to learn “at least two languages” rose up in revolt, escaped from the compound and demanded the right to wear grass skirts “everywhere”. By the time the second act began ‘Mr. Frank had succeeded in flunk- ing 50% of the exams and was the object of admiring glances from the other members of the cast. He retired to. his accustomed chair as the quartet came on for a splendid rendition of “Picture 84’, followed by a lyric description of “A Ph.D. at Bryn Mawr”. The verses were somewhat dubious but all came out surely on the catchy refrain which is being et all over the cam- pus: “Radnor Hall is just like Oxford, eat Radnor Hall is just like Cambridge, dn nor Hall is like the Sorbonne— Continued on Page 3 E. M. Forster Reads Musical Passages e& Continued from Page 1 small theatre in Italy. The scene described” was a picturesque one; the interior of the theatre, back- to friends and relatives whom they spied in the crowd, the prima donna.of the evening, a coloratura the audience, and receiving them back again. Mr. Forster explained that this singer was actually Mme. Tetrazzini, and that he himself had been present at the perform- ance depicted in his novel. Since the event was a very early one in the long and successful career of this artist, Mr. Forster hesitated to tell her, in later years, that it was she whom he had portrayed in his book. As.it turned out he never did. The next selectiaa was from Passage to India, and dealt with the section on the Malabar Caves. The author explained that these which is to be highly commended. | caves served the same purpose as a motive or theme in music. He had, in fact, treated them with just such an intention. They keep ap- pearing, and reappearing, througn the course of the novel, until the catastrophe is reached. Mr. For- ster explained that as far as voic- ing any opinions on the problem of India went, his novel did con- tain an element critical of nation- alism. An essay entitled My Wood was read next which proved to be an amusing dissertation on “the effect of property upon the character.” “Property,” announced Mr. For- ster, “produces a man of weight!” The final excerpt which the au- thor chose for his audience was a description from MHoward’s End concerning a group of people who have gone to Queen’s Hall, Lon- don, to hear a performance of Beethoven’s Fifth Symphony The effect of the music as it penetrated each person’s ears was minutely described. As one character put it: the andante movement of the symphony “was just like all of Beethoven’s other andantes.” _ | The audience was loath to let |Mr. Forster stop, and continued | applause urging him to read one more selection. By popular re- ee he concluded by reading the section from Passage to India de- scribing the bridge party. Professors Discuss Philos. of History Continued from Page 1 lectical realities: _ ontological an- tithesis, organic rhythm and_ the process of religious reconciliation. In a dialectical scheme history is seen as the unfolding of a great power which is not man. It makes the mistake of removing the actor from the scene to make the dream more impressive. Speaking on “Political Philoso- phy in History,” Professor Leo Strauss, of the New School for Social Research, pointed out that until the 18th century the idea of political philosophy as a_ neces- sary and legitimate presupposition was _ non- existent. Strauss explained that the modern conception of political philosophy and political history as a unit goes back to a misconception of the 18th century view. Through this analy- sis, Dr. Strauss showed that po- litical philosophy and history have been joined erroneously and that in the future the two will be sepa- rate. Professor John H. Randall, Jr., of Columbia University, discussed “Historical Determination” and “Historical Decision.” “Historical determinism is only half the ‘it must be joined with historical decision.” With determinism alone the fact that there are no histor- ieal factors except human actions is overlooked. (What men can and will do is determined not by their Continued on Page 8 ~ drops, the shouts of the spectators — engaged in throwing flowers into: Professor . ‘ story,” asserted Professor Randall, _ THE COLLEGE NEWS. , : ad —% Page Three “Top Secret’ Discloses* Faculty Stamina; Lyrics and. Ballet Contribute Variety Continued from Page 2 had . The hell you say it is The quartet was visibly affected, by the. pathetic sentiment of the | final song: “I wanna kiss papa goodnight”. The academic atmosphere was restored by the “Great Flexible Lecture.” In spite of competition from the snores of the slide man, (strangely enough his former col- league, Mr. Soper) “Herr Schloane”’ offered some worthy comments on art (“for heaven’s sake”) which’ were reminiscent of remarks made in Library 1. Mr. Soper’s choice of slides showed a total lack of discrimination and appreciation of the aims of the distingished lec- turer. With mounting wrath, mark- | ed by his “This is not Venus; this is not even Elsie” in a heavy Teu- tonic accent, the herr lecturer fought on to the end and asserted his ‘triumph with the aid of a pop gun. Mr. Frank’s score, now 75%, was recorded on the thermometer by Miss Lograsso’s wicked carpen- ter’s rule, as two able vocalists stamped onto the stage. Mrs. Man- ning and Mr. Crenshaw achieved true barroom drama in “The Bag: | THE ARDMORE BOOKSHOP, Inc. Ardmore, Pa. BOOKS STATIONERY gage Coach Ahead”. Baby’s cries might not “waken the dead in the car ahead”, but the former queen bee’s certainly could, though she modestly said to her partner, “you made me what I am”. The already famous “Spring in a Roman Garden” was followed by “A Primitive Seed Planting Tran- scribed into a Modern Mode”. Three faculty-members, most masculine in their: long underwear, thumped on their chests above cowed women but in the end were subjected to female domination. Mrs. Landes’s green watering can was replaced by a flit gun for an appropriate touch. The dance was made ef- ments and skillful choreography. Semester Grades Students are reminded that only the members of the grad- uating class receive their course cards, with grades for the sec- ond semester, through campus mail before Commencement. The course cards of all other students will be mailed to their home addresses, as given in the Finding List. Students wishing their course cards sent to some other addresses should leave the information with the Record: er’s Office. The grades should not be expected before the end « of June. 4 Professors Discuss Philos. of History Continued from Page 2 history but by what they are; what a society will be is determined by fective by its clearly defined move-| what ngen will do with the fruits from the past. Since determinism The finale, “A Local Variant of; tries to make ideas forces, histor- *by screeching bagpipes from the Continued on Page 4 LONG - AWAITED JUST ARRIVED! i a Espadrilles Huraches MEXICAN SHOP Suburban Square Ardmore * back of Goodhart. The splendid | | Spring Ceremonies Not Studied by|jcal decision must also be consid- Sir James Frazer”, was heralded! eyed, » HUBBS STORE COMPLETE FOOD MARKET : “QUALITY, SERVICE ECONOMY | ' ’ E for more than ; 30 Years”’ 4 I. 850 Lancaster Ave. . Bryn Mawr , B.M. Exhibits Fi rst Rate Playing In Athletic Events of the Week by Gwynne Williams ’50 The tennis matches against the Merion ‘Cricket Club, May 9, were the best of the season. They could not have been surpassed for steadi- ness and expertness of rallies and games, and the opponents were well matched. Soa Gwen Groves defeated” Mrs. Ho- mer of Merion, who is the Penn- sylvania and Delaware champion, ! 6-4, 6-3. The power and well-judg- ed placement of Gwen’s shots were outstanding. The other _ single matches were well played, but Bryn Mawr’s opponents were more experienced, and Merion won. In For a Relief — From Exam Pressure STROLL OVER TO THE BLU COMET FOR A HEARTY SNACK MAYO and PAYNE Card: Gifts RADIO Parts Repairs 821 LANCASTER AVE. BRYN MAWR © From colleges coast to coast busi- ness-minded young women come to Katharine Gibbs for secretarial training. Career opportunities listed in booklet, GrsBS GIRLS AT WORK, show why Gibbs is “tops” with college women. Write College Course Dean. 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Discovered To be Hilarious Continued from Page 3 procession complete with -white oxen (two in one!) marched down the aisle with convincing solemn- ity and assembled on the stage about a towering maypole to watch the unveiling of the Top Secret. With the May Day crown balanced atop his flaming wig, Mr. Nahm mounted the throne at the center of the streamers, and the dancers proceeded to wind the maypole which was by this time listing dan- gerously. From his vantage point Mr. Nahm surveyed the energetic, if unpracticed, Morris dancers, only to have his crown knocked off by the maypole weavers. This parody of Bryn Mawr May Day provided a brilliant finale for Top Secret and left the undergraduates wondering whether they could not resign in favor of their professors on May 1, 1948. A fitting climax to the reign of ‘the faculty was Mr. Frank’s 100% success in filling up the “Flunk” barrel. One hopes that the next batch will cause him | less trouble! j@sescese (eno eae emer ee ew a mm oe (0 ta ee eet at toed ms ae Connelly’s Flower Shop i 12z6 Lancaster Avenue Bryn Mawr 1515 > hd aemawnawnane ew If, Show Posters The second act posters from the Faculty Show are not pub- lic property. Will the people who took them from (Goodhart, please return them to Mrs. Nahm in the Bookshop. Espec- ially needed is “ART, FOR HEAVEN’S SAKE”, which had been sold but not delivered to a local alumna. B. M. Teams Exhibit Alert, Steady Games Continued from Page 3 Swarthmore, the B. M. baseball team was victorious 11-7. The high point of the game was Carol Sea- man’s home run for Bryn Mawr. The team was defeated, however, by Ursinus, 11-1, in a game which, according to the captain was “tragic” and “full of errors”. The lacrosse team played Bal- timore on Sunday, and with the help of 6 Baltimore players—ow- ing to a slight deficiency of num- bers—defeated the others 3-2. The team tied 3-3 with Beaver. Campliments of the Haverford Pharmacy Haverford Peasant Skirts Lancaster Avenue A Cool Summer Outfit! in Assorted Patterns Off-the-Shoulder Blouses of Cotton or Sheer Material TRES CHIC SHOPPE Bryn Mawr Don’t Let Warm Weather Get You Down — Drop in for a Cool Snack at COLLEGE. INN RA Jo start a sensation she's able. l = This smart-looking creature is Mabel. She walks ona cloud, Her clothes do ber proud — She buys after reading the label! | SHE ALWAYS LOOKS FOR HOSIERY ss aw a8 seg a a ka er, NOTICES Freshmen! Freshmen are reminded that they must be out of the halls with- in 24 hours after their last exam. Commencement Mr. Patterson is chairman of Commencement. Owing to the number of degrees to be given, there will be no outside speaker this year. Rock Rummage Sale Rockefeller Hall collected $91.00 for the Drive in its recent Rum- mage Drive. Alumnae Reunions The following classes will have headquarters in various halls or ‘campus, May 31st through June | 3rd: 1897—Pembroke West 1912—-Pembroke East 1913—-Pembroke West 1914—-Rhoads South 1915—Denbigh 1922—Rhoads North > MEET AT THE GREEK’S Tasty Sandwiches Refreshments Lunches - Dinner 1931—East House 1932—Rhoads South 1933—Pembroke East 1934—Denbigh 1946—Rockefeller Commencement Gifts - Richard Stockton Lancaster Avenue Dorothy Lamour is “My Favorite Brunette’. . . CHESTERFIELD... my favorite cigarette “see Bob Hopes new picture "MY FAVORITE BRUNETTE" co-starring DOROTHY LAMOUR