\ ¥ | opi | Bryn ‘Mawr undergraduates should \ eens OLLE A, NEws =a VOL. VOL. XXIV, No. 11 BRYN MAWR AND WAYNE, PA., ‘WEDNESDAY, JAN RY 5, 1938 Copyright TRUSTEES OF BRYN MAWR COLLEGE, 1937 MID -YEAR EXAMINATIONS ARE TO BE"CANCELLED Acting Dean Ward Speaks in Chapel At 8.45 Tuesday 297 BRYN MAWRTERS | REPORTED ICEBOUND Warns Students Not to Try to Fool Faculty, Dean’s Office Or Western Union Goodhart, January 4. — “We as faculty,” said Miss Julia Ward, “do not care one bit whether you as stu- dents WANT to return to college for your first classes after .vacation. The fact is. you have to.” The only reason Miss Ward brought this subject up at all was because of the sleepless night. she: spent January 2, 19388; when, ‘the Bell: Telephone Company, reports, the line was not busy for only .ten minutes of the - entire twelve hours. “Tf ANYTHING can be gleaned from the midnight conversations with isnowbound, icebound students at va- Isbus points north, it is that the weath- er ¢onditions are very much more se- than the weather bureau would ive us to/believe. As I gaze’oniyour ealthy faces, I cannot help marveling at the salittary effects of travel—and Ad ask ‘myself: ‘where are the Colds that “yesterday made‘ travel impos- gible? e ‘Miss Ward said that she had little / if anything to say ‘about the™ unveri- fied |r¢port that_a/maniac was loose /Erie railroad. “It is my ion that any aity of two or more be, able: to cope with such a situation,” sh ‘said, As for the doctor’s certificates which-Mrs. Lisle brought to me this morning,” continued Miss Ward, “I feel that the medical profession is a little. over-precautious. In checking with Dr, Leary we were mildly sur- ~prised to find that. over half of the certificates were signed by veteri- naries.” However, Miss Ward felt that a public apology was owed to the stu- dent who sent a night letter saying Continued on Page Three Sse Whitewashes ! Bryn Mawr Cage Team M. Meigs Wrecks Alma Mater’s | Prospects by Fumbles ‘The Bryn Mawr cage team opened the 1937-38 season with a disastrous ‘}four-quarter white-wash by Rosemont College. _M.-Meigs, ’39, was outstafd- ingly sloppy, particularly in her drib- bling. The enormous gallery of Bryn Mawr rooters went. wild, but Meigs carried on in spite of jeers, catcalls, and epithets of “butter-fingers.”’ * Varsity opened with a smashing at- tack against the petite. Rosemont op- position. Bryn Mawr’s guards, Meigs and Willianis, towered above the Rose- mont forwards, O’Brien and O’Neill, who resorted to a system ,of under- handed passes, but seemed unable to get the ball up to the leval of the basket. ; Naramore and Auchinchlo , Var- sity forwards, quickly piled up a lead of 12 points. Their well-coordinated, bullet-like attack was clicking in a workmanlike fashion. pared down early in the second pe- riod when Bryn Mawr’s jump center, Seltzer, ’37, was out-leapt by O’Shau- nessy, of Rosemont. The ball flashed straight into-the arms of Meigs, who handed it to O’Neill, who shot a bas- ket. O’Neill and O’Brien followed this with six more brilliant precision shots over the heads of Meigs and Williams, making the score 14-12 in. Rosemont’s favor. In the second half, the play was concentrated around the visitors’ goal. Meigs fouled heavily and Rosemont netted three foul shots. One more foul and Meigs was out. Unfortu- nately she did not foul again. Sarah Meigs took the place of Auchinchloss, and was able to sink three close placements, almost even- ing the score at 16-17. Seltzer seized the ball and ploughed through the hard-fighting Rosemont defense to the Bryn Mawr goal, where the play raged angrily for several minutes.. A loop- fing ‘pass down the court to Rose- mont’s end was snagged by M. Meigs, who inadvertently shot a basket just as, the whistle blew. Dale Carnegie Delivers Flecture Lexner — On Subj ject of ‘Attitudes and Aptitudes’ Goodhart, Monday, January 3.— The first Flecture Lexner of the year was given by Dr. Dale Carnegie, of the Carnegie Foundation. The title of his first lecture was Attitudes and Aptitudes. He summed up ‘his posi- tion in the following: “Whatever problem confronts man,—spiritual, in- tellectual,/or purely practical, man is always faced with some problem. In this, qne’s aptitudes for adjustment to an overcoming cause of these problems inevitably varies directly in relation to one ’s attitude.” “Dr. Carnegie confessed that he him- self was never happier than when in ‘the course of resolving some: prob- lem. “I thrive on obstacles,” he said. Moreover, he pointed out, the future of all infants depends on whether they thrive on obstacles, or yield to obstacles, as when the ancient Greek and Roman children were exposed on high places. Their whole future life depends upon ability to smile in the face of catastrophe. The whole future attitude also is conditioned by their aptitude to come through. Dr. Carnegie cited the case of Han- ner to illustrate his primary thesis. Hanner is a child of fourteen months who.was presented with the problem -of eating a bananer which is on a low tablé three feet away but still {* definitely within her life space. The| bananer has a positive valence for Hanner, but she is’unable to walk and - has never tried bananers so they have no existential value for her. . She has been conditioned entirely by Mullins Strained’ Baby Food and Fletcher's Castoria. ‘Hanner, ti is pos- sessed by a strong curiosity complex and she discovers after several bad tries that she cah approach the bana- ner by crawling acrosk.t the floor. This problem was solved by \Bummi, who entered Hanners’ life field and took the bananer justgbefore she achieved it. Bummi’s aptitude for approaching the bananer was manifestly more ef- fective than Hanners, therefore his attitude toward it was more salutory. Dr. Carnegie spent a large portion of his time refuting the conclusions of Mr. James Thurber in his latest vol- ume, Let Your Mind Alone. “Mr. Thurber’s entire argument,” said he, “is founded on the erroneous: principle that one’s aptitude is determined by one’s attitude. The converse is true.” The whole future course of civiliza- tion depends upon the proper adjust- ment between attitudes and aptitudes: Dr. Carnegie explained his own par- ticular theory which he calls the as- cending spiral theory, and by which a perpetual adjustment takes place by which man’s attitude toward problems lis simplified as his aptitude becomes more complex. The favorable varia- tiom in attitude in turn conditions man’s general aptitude, i. e., his. apti- tude toward problems in general is derived by the formula: - \— (quantity 3 ‘Dr. Carnegie said he would go into. further details as to the application] ' of this formula in the next Flecture Lexner, to be entitled Methotudes and) Baptists. His final word to the audi-|; ence was: “Try Flexner’s Castoria.” Shnpihenhenesemnat This lead was|, In‘a sudden burst of inspiration | > SCOOP! MISS X, ’ future European fellow, who pre- . fers to remain. anonymous. 1938 European Fellow Discovered by ‘News’ While Remaining Anonymous, ‘Shy Winner Reveals Salient Facts of Her Life Monday, January 3.—The News has discovered -who the 1938 European Fellow will be, by dint: of examining the files in Miss Ward’s office during Christmas vacation. - Our reporter got in the office by using a skeleton key which she stole from Joe Graham. Early this morning another reporter interviewed the lucky student, who was in rather low spirits. due to her return after Christmas vacation, but was, nevertheless, surprized and pleased to learn that she would win the coveted honor. Our heroine wishes.to remain anony- mous, because her family does not like her to have her name in the papers. However, The News is au- thorized to tell most of the important facts about her. She is a senior in the class of 1938, born in,-Orange County, New York, and lived most of her life in Houston, Texas, and St. Cloud, near Paris. She speaks Ffench like a native, and German with a slight Swiss accent. She is a product of the Lincoln School in New York and Le Lycée de Jeune Filles Sur Lac in Switzerland. She came to Bryn Mawr in the fall of 1934, and majors in philosophy. When asked what her chief extra-cur- ricular interest is, she replied: “It used. to be my studies, but now it is the problem of the good.” For sports she has taken swimming, walking, folk-dancing and sun-bathing. Her favorite course was freshman English for two reasons: one, because. she didn’t have to take notes, and two, because in the springtime they ‘sat out in the sun, She thinks every student should take freshman English, as it teaches one to express oneself. ' Miss X, the lucky European fellow has an average of 89.9. She says it is a point of honor with her not to have a high credit average. Besides, The News investigations reveal that the nearest competitor. has an aver- age of 87 point something. Miss X wanted us to be particularly careful to emphasize that she is not counting her chickens before they are hatched. She knows-that-it-is_perfectly possible for some dark horse to catch up with her at Comprehensive time. She doesn’t worry much, though, because has her major subject hand, and is ahead on NeXt year, Miss X expects to go to the Sorbonne, and after bition is to be an Oxfofd do Slaw Ye! Hear Ye! On January 6, at 4.30, Marjorie is, author of Live Alone and Like ; k to the Science Club on n in the Unnucleated Cell. lye her-am* Christmas Eve Finds. Vulgar Room Crowded U. S.’A., National Interrelational And Relational Clubs Merge 24.—On Christmas Eve at.a joint meeting of Vulgar Room, December ‘|the U. S. A.; the National Interrela- tional Club, and the Relations Club, :|recently formed by. a small group of | :| relations, a motion was moved by an interested freshmtn, ’41, that more ‘|interest be taken on campus in inter- esting national interrelational affairs. ‘|She suggested that.a club should be '}formed of the groups represented for “oreater interest on campus in inter- ./esting national interrelational affairs.” The chairman of the meeting, K. Lawrence Stapleton asked, “Is there a member of the Piece Council pres- ent?” The freshman allowed modestly that the said Council had gone to pieces, and sat down. ‘Since there was, therefore, to all intents arid -| purposes, no such member. present, al- ‘|though as Miss. Stapleton said, “Tn the final analysis everyone here is a member of the P. C. Heh, heh,” it was voted by the group present that the Piece Council be roughly glued to- gether again by the freshman, ’41. The freshman said, “I will be glad to glue any little thing I can for the gloup.” A vote of thanks to the Soaitianat ’41, was proposed by the chairman and voted by the gloup. The gloup under the instigation of the Under- gradual Society moved a motion to amalgamate and form a club to be called. the. Gradual Interrelational Piece Club for more and bigger re- lations on campus. Meetings willbe held daily and. will be addressed. by members of the faculty who have relations, and those of the studious body who may be selected piecemeal by the central executive gloup (of which the chairman is an ex-officio member ).. It is hoped that everypne on campus will sign up for the club on the in- teresting little purplish-bluish-red cards that are being passed around the halls ‘by interested freshmen, ’41. Time, Space and Such Philosophy Club Hears Problem Later Drinks Coffee Common Room, December 25-Janu-| ary 1.—Time, space and such attri=|_ butes of the space-time world, said | Bernard --Gosgrove: MeIntosh, of Rol- lins College, at a recent meeting of the Philosophy ‘Club, are’due to one principle of differentiation, that of the unity of participation of the animate- inanimate as “that which is both ani- mate and inanimate at one and the same time and continues so infinitely in Euclidean space.” The problem -comes up, said Mr. McIntosh, when Euclidean space is transfinite. Now the peoples of Aus- tyalia, according to the work of Ru- ben Heim in sociology, consider all space transfinite. Epistemologically this is not indicative of idealism, but both. logically and metaphysically it does imply an idealist bias. According to Descrates’ statement of the nature of identical particles of indiscernible elements, space is both transfirtite and limited. This theory, recently taken up by Miss sapdente Bella. Cynwid, of Yale, has receiv | grédve: Es “theory ‘of the nature of the identity of indis- cernibles. - The future of philosophy lies in the reconciliation of these two theories with each other and with the Darwin- ian evolution. Coffee was served. Recent Radical Change Will. Substitute Three-hour Quizzes Exam Period is Found Too Strenuous on All A statement has been released by the faculty to the effect that the mid- year exams have been caricelled. In their . place will be put. three-hour quizzes (two-hour quizzes for % unit courses). As this decision has been made so soon before the examination period, there has been no time to print new schedules. ,So the schedules. al- ready printed and posted have been changed by Miss Lisle to read “Sched= ule for Mid-Year Quizzes” in. place of the previous “Schedule for Mid- ° Year Examinations.” The faculty have issued the follow-+ ing statement: “For many years: we have felt that the Mid-Year Examina- tion period is a strain not only on the faculty, but also on the students. We also have realized that the weight- ing of the year’s marks has‘ been askew in having the examinations count one-half of. the semester’s*mark. The. quizzes will only count ‘fifty -per cent of the semester’s mark.” The News has sent out a question- naire to members of the faculty. of various colleges reading: “What is your opinion of Bryn Mawr’s new quiz plan?” Among the answers are notably the following: “Practical at Bryn Mawr, but not at Harvard.” President Conant of Harvard. “Our girls going wild over your plan. We will adopt it for the 1938- 39 season. Thanks for idea.” Presi- dent, Lee of Bennington, The News received one answer in- the form of a question. “Consider new plan a stroke of genius. Wire collect by Western Union whether you © would consider it feasible in a coedu- cational college.” - Hamilton Holt, : Rollins College. A statement was received from Sing Sing prison, to whom no ques- tionnaire was sent. lenience undermining the college sys- tem. Joe ‘Sluggish’ Blackby, our most. notorious inmate, started his career in crime in his college days at Duke. _ Stop this killing of the Continued on Page Four MARRIAGE QUESTIONS ny tye NSWERED BY NEWS eee Due to One Principle id “All ‘eh college news boards : were sent the following questionnaire by the :Ladies’ Fireside Companion. The answers represent the majority opinion of the board. — , Q. Do you. believe in divorce? ‘A Vese!: We have actually: seen 4 it happen. anlar Q. Do you think most marriages fail today because of unhappy sex, re- lations? A. We frown on sex relations in marriage. Q. Do you think most marriages fail today because of unhappy sex re- lations s@BWween husband and wife?’ * ~~ A. Well, that’s a different matter. Q. Do you favor the Wasserman test at Bryn Mawr? A. Not if it is to be averaged in with our semester marks. «& Q. Do you consider that marriage between childhood friends is a good thing? A. No; we feel that nothing should come-between childhood friends. Q. Do you believe in. mixed mar- riages? ~ A. With what? New Rush In House. The- power plant has been converted nto a Russian house, where vodka wit ~, be served nightly at 12. . Theme song: Dynamo, Is There Any Mo’ Finer? The members of the new house are: Naomi Coplin, ’38; Sylvia Wright, ’38; Augusta Arnold, ’38; Mary Dimock, 89; Agnes Spencer, °39, = Jane Carpenter, 38. PRICE 10, = a “Regret to see. . Dell Two Tn, ..THE COLLEGE NEWS Li r “THE COLLEGE NEWS + (Founded in 1914) Published weekly durin and Easter Holidays, and during examination weeks of Bryn Mawr College at the Maguire Building, Wayne, Pa., and Bryn Mawr College. the College Year (excepting ad om Ply spine in the interest ’ The College News is fully protected by ‘copyright. Nothing that appears in it may be reprinted either wholly: or in part . a written, permission of the Editor-in-Chief. 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They are members of the old- est existing choral organization, founded nearly 500 years ago by Maximillian the First. Haydn, Schubert, Mozart’and other emi- nent composers have received training at their Saengerknaben Institution. These boys from eight to twelve years old, who are mak- ing the choir’s sixth annual tour to the United States, are mem- _bers of a group of 62 whose headquarters are in Vienna. The organization is self-supporting, and much of its revenue is de- rived from their summer hotel at Hinterbichel in the Tyrol. “Their program will consist of: I. Haec' Dies (8parts) Jacobus Gallus (1550- 1591) Duo Seraphim (4. parts) ~ ~— Th. L. deVittornia (1545- -1611) Laudate Dominum (Soprano solo and chorus) W. A. Mozart (1756-1791) 150th Psalm Max Springer (1877) II. “On the Beautiful Blue Danube” Operetta in One Act Music by Johann Strauss Ill. Ribbon and Thread (Bandl und Zwirn. comic rondo V ~ W. A. Mozart Song of the Nightingale..(1598) Girometta..Old Italian Folksong Waltz-Suite.....Johann Strauss Musical Director: Victor Gom- boz Dean: Rector Josef Schnitt ’ * In Philadelphia Movies Aldine: The Hurricane, or The Year of the Big Wind: the picture of the moment—a tremendous drama of the titanic struggle‘between the might of -|man and the fury of nature, with Jon Hall and Dorothy Lamour. Beginning Thursday: Aiming At a New High, or Hitting a New Low: the musical hit of the day—light! daring! capti- vating! with Lily~Pons and Jack Oakie. Arcadia: Ebb Tide, a tremendous drama of the titanic struggle of ele- mental men filmed amid the glamour of the South Seas—definitely the pic- ture of the week!—with Frances Far- mer. ¢ Boyd: Tovarich, or Tonight’s Our Night Out, the picture of the month, perfect, captivating, a romance that bloomed even in the kitchen, with Claudette Colbert and Charles Boyer. Beginning Friday: Ssh—The Octopus: in eight parts, with Hugh Herbert and Allan Jenkins. Earle: Thrill of a Lifetime, Ea down of a Lifetime, of Eleanor Whit- ney and the Yacht. Club Boys; ~~ Europa: Peter the First: the second dramas. “The greatest picture ‘we have seen in years.—The New Masses. Fox: Rosalig: a tremendous drama of, the singing West.Point cadet who dared to love-Eleanor Powell... The greatest picture of the century! with 1 Eleanor POwell_and Nelson Eddy. Beginning Friday: Wise Girl, or Who’s Your Father?~ With Miriam Hopkins and Ray Milland. were Karltén: First Lady, played by Kay Francis; Daughters of the American evolution, played by Vera Teasdale. This play, unlike Screen Door, was ‘Keith’s: Love and ‘Hisses, 3 a comedy jwith Bén Bernie, Walter Winchell and Simone Simone. Why isn’t it _jealled Love and Kisses? Palace: It’s Love I’m After, or Wait -|For Me, a farce, with Leslie.Howard,\ Bette Davis, and Olivia de Haviland. Stanton: The Bad Man of Brim- stone, a Wild Western comedy, with Wallace Beery and Virginia Bruce. Stanley: Phew Confession, continu- ing the current vogue for lunatic com- OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENTS ‘}* dents. If ‘anyone is unable to of the fifth series of Russian historical . | Muni; edy, with Carole Lombard as girl}: _ | who cannot tell the phewth, #red’ Mac- a, pet - —- : COLLEGE CALENDAR Tuesday, January 4.— Open meetinggof the Peace Council— 4.30. Wednesday, aay 5.—Lord Marley\speaking on the Panger of War. Goodhart. 8.30. Snnday, January 9.—College tea. Common Room, 5 p. m. Monday, January 10.—Vienna Choir Boys. Goodhart. 8.20: Tuesday, January 11.—Voca- tional tea. Mrs. Herbert Mac- Aneny, will speak on the theater. Common Room. 4.80. Recep- tion for: Mrs. Gilbreth. Dean- ery. 8.30, Wednesday, January 12.—In- dustrial Group Supper. Com- mon Room. 6.30 p.m.» Friday, January 14. — Last day of lectures. Monday, January 17.—Mid- year examinations begin. Mrs. Gilbreth Returns Wednesday and Thursday, January 5 and 6, Mrs, Gilbreth will return’ to the campus to give vocational guidance to stu- make an appointment with her, please, notify the Dean’s office. a Vocational Tea Mrs. MeAneny will speak on The Theater at a vocational tea . on Tuesday, January 11, in the © Common Room. . Tea will be served at 4.30, and the talk will begin at 4.45. Thornton Wilder to Speak Dr. and Mrs. Leslie Hotson cordially invite Bryn Mawr stu- dents to hear Mr. Thornton Wil- der who is lecturing at Haver- ford College, on Novelist vs. Dramatist, on Tuesday evening, January 11. Victoria: The Last Gangster, or It’s About Time, a melodrama with Ed-} ward G. Robinson, Theater Chestnut: Wine of Choice, or Name Your Poison, 8. N.. Behriian’s com- edy, with ae Hopkins, Leslie Banks, and Alexander Woolcott. Final week, Beginning Monday: Shadow and Substance, a play about modern life in Ireland, with Sir Cedric Hard- wicke. Forrest: Babes In Arms, or The Patter of Little Feet, the Rogers-Hart musical hit, with Mitzi Green and Duke McHale. Final week. Erlanger: Having Wonderful Tipe, and so does the audience. Locust: Brother Rat, the George Abbot production of the V. M. I. com- edy. Mickey Mouse short. ° Orchestra — Wednesday: Boston Symphony Or- chestra: Serge Koussevitzsky conduct- ing, Haydn: Symphony in G Major, ‘No, 88; Prokofieff: Lieutenant Kije; Brahms: “Symphony*No. 1 in C Mi- nor: ‘ Ballet | Thursday: Uday Sham-poo and his Hindu“Ballet: Shan-Kar and Sanka: Radha and Krishna \(The Suzy-0);}§ Zohra and Uzra: Varsha. Mangala; Shan-Kar:-The Snake Charmer; Mad- haven: The Hunter's Tragedy; Shan- Kar and Rabindra: The Devil Dance; Entire Company: The Harvest Dance; Simkie: Marwari; Yuddha Yatra (The Big Apple). Local Movies . Ardmore: Wednesday, Fifty-second Street, with Greta Garbo and Paul Thursday, Friday and Satur- day, The Firefly, with Lily Pons and Grace Moore. Seville: Wednesday, Conquest, with Jack Oakie.and Mar Raye; Thurs- day, Topper, with Lucius. Beebe; Fri- day.and S~“--te~ ale Bod ; Town, with George Ar iss. Wayne: Wednesday, Lancer Spy, with Gary Cooper and Richard Crom- well;-Thursday, Friday and Saturday, Second Honeymoon, with -C. Aubrey} Smith and Flora Robson, “Suburban: Tuesday to Saturday, Second Honeymoon, with ©, Aubrey. Smith and Flora —_—. FACULTX NOTES Mr. Herben has feen posing for a new design. for. the Smith Brothers ‘cough drop box. Mr. Herben is the Smith brother on the left. eee Miss Stapleton spent the vacation as social. secretary for Elsa Maxwell. And, by the way, Miss Stapleton has a message for all you girls. She has |. discovered the Alice Foote McDougall * Tea Rooms, where she. ate , lunch every day» To quote Miss Stapleton, “the food was yummy.” “ * * * Miss Mary Catherine Woodworth and her sister, Miss Allegra Wood- worth, had a small luncheon for their friends in New’ York at Schrafft’s, 39th St. The menu was as follows: Fruit cup Chicken patties Shoestring potatoes French peas Hot rolls Waldorf salad “Vanilla ice cream After-dinner Nuts * Coffee ok Miss Linn has been doing research on a special assignment for Heywood Broun estimating the hairs on Er- nest Hemingway’s chest. The well-in- formed student will recall that Miss Linn and Mr. Hemingway are at pres- ent collaborating on a new novel ten- tatively entitled A Farewell to Fleas. *. * Miss Reed has joined The Book-of- the-Month Club. x * Miss Van Hook and Mr. Wethey had * in the Iridium Room of the St:Regis Hotel under the names of Yolez and Velanda. . * M. Guiton substituted for the statue of Prometheus, in Rockefeller Center, while it was being cleaned. M. Gui- ton is now being cleaned, * * * : * * Miss Terrien spent the vacation in the Whispering Gallery competing in an intercollegiate whispering contest participated in by librarians of all lib- eral arts colleges. We are proud to announce that Miss Terrien came in third. The medal which she won will be taken out of Ae in the Spring. * * Mr. Lattimer and Mr. Cameron are working on a series of magazine arti- cles to be published under the title of TJ, Sappho. ie Mr. and Mrs. Chew entertained an old friend of Mr. Chew’s, Mr. Robert Suthie IV. Mr. Suthie pronounces his name Southey. * * Mr. and Mrs. Dryden, of the Ge- ology Department, spent the holidays at Peckett’s-on-Sugar-Hill pecking for sugar in the surrounding territory. * * Miss Henderson has been studying the development and use of the flash- back, the throwback, the drawback, and the backside in the motion pic- ‘ture. She has prepared a short lec- ture on Donald Duck as a Moral Force in the Modern Cinema. The lecture will be illustrated by lantern slides. * * * Mrs. Manning is taking a sabbatical year. * * On. Christmas Eve Mrs. Woodrow trounced Mr. Hotson, of Haverford, in the annual battledoor and shuttle- cock tournament at the Merion Crick- et Club. Mrs. Woodrow is “quoted as saying — isa aye battle cock.” * -% Miss Ward ‘has ‘been proofreading Miss Park’s new book Mein Kampus, which-is a life of Miss Thomas. f "= 6 ‘ ' Mr. and Mrs. Anderson~spent the holidays -in-the Keynes suite of the Hotel Biltmore, revising the third re- vision of Taussig. They worked like beavers. Mr. Anderson is now going through a siege with his dentist. * * “Mr. Veltman hung-up-his-stocking- at the foot of an infirmary bed on Christmas Eve. He received a dozen American Beauties from the Shut-in Society. Deutschezusammenkommen The German Club, feeling that it is Vesprit international, considering the hired The Greeks for a party on Janu- ary 13,- All foreigners.in-Bryn. Mawr -and..Haverford are invited if. they mcd ' dizndls and enbiaaaet: ~ a limited engagement as entertainers . particularly. important to keep _up © |present state of world affairs, has — THE COLLEGE .NEWS ™ Pa al Page Thre — CURRENT EVENTS (Fleeced From Mr. Genwick) Due to the Panay incident, now} what’s it all about? First, Joseph P. Kennedy has been sent ‘to England, a clever, very clever, move on the part of big business which have been meet- _ing under the auspices of the Pan- Ameri¢an Committee on Trade, the PACT so-called by our president. Moreover, the captain was knocked out as the first bomb struck, and he really doesn’t know what it all means, so how should we? Mrs. Simpson has surprised her old friends in America by posing for a full-length picture for Vogue, wear- ing a charming dinner dress by Chanel. The creation, which features a fascinating short jacket bearing the Coat of. Arms of the British Royal Family, is done in baby blue and deep purple, This is particularly appropri- ate because Mr. Simpson, Mrs. Simp- son’s husband, was once almost King of England. Sidk stockings are going up in price. (Has anybody ever thought of wear- ing lisle-—Ed.) The price of gold is going down... down,..down...stop me, someone... DOWN! The significance of this? Well, everybody knows that when the price of gold goes down, down, DOWN, gold is less expensive to buy because the price is lower. By the law of sup- ply and demand, combined with hu- man nature, you can expect to see the boys at Washington buying lots of gold at the new low price. Members of the more conservative factions are rumored to be building deposit vaults in their back yards. Franklin Delano Roosevelt has an- nounced that fhe “does not choose to Tasty Sandwiches—Refreshments Lunches 35c Dinners 50c-60c We make you feel at home Bryn Mawr Confectionery (next to Seville Theatre) Bryn Mawr Co. Avlng ‘as Ward Speaks in Chapel Continued from Page One | that she had broken both her legs skiing and would have to walk ‘5 miles to the train. “I wired back col- lect: telling her that she’d better come along on down anyway. I must say I hada little misgiving,” said Miss Ward,” when I saw her stumbling into my office on crutches after her first class, explaining that she had missed the train.” Miss Ward suggested that students whose parents are in Europe remem- ber the fact that their parents’ where- abouts are filed in the Acting Dean’s office, and that Western Union is glad to co-operate with us in detecting whether cables are actually cables or telegrams from New York City. Miss Ward wished to quote in con- clusion @ telegram whi¢h she received Monday at a quarter of nine: “Sorry, went down with Panay. Will miss first class, but am swimming as fast as I can’ somewhat hampered by ski boots. Stop.” “This seems rather remarkable,” said Miss Ward, “because as the, well- informed student will recall the Panay sank over a week before vaca- tion.” run” for the presidency of the United States of America a third time. Mr. Roosevelt’s very apt phrase was used once before, but he could not remem- ber ‘when. PUBLIC OPINION To the Editor: I am particularly concerned of late by the ubiquitous spread of that sor- did and unhealthy pastime of cig- arette smreking. At the beginning of the last decade, smoking was first per- mittéd at the request of the under- graduate body. But in the peshannee granted by the trustees and facu and the late President Thomas, it .was specifically stated that smoking would be allowed only on condition that it would not be carried to extremes. . It is my deepest regret that the. phrase was not defined. ,s Smoking one or two cigarettes a day cannot hurt anyone who has a healthy constitution. But smoking ’to excess, lighting one cigarette on the butt of another, buying cartons of cigarettes at a time and so forth, is not only unattractive in girls, but makes for nervousness and a chronie condition ‘| of enervation. Recently I have learned of the dis- astrous, not to say. catastrophic re- sults of such a_ habit formation. Marihuanas, otherwise known as lo- coweed, hashish, reefers, soon take the place of the usual cigarette. A committee of faculty members interested in this problem have called in the Davey.Tree Experts to exam- ine flower pots and weeds found grow- ing unobtrusively in the windows in various dormitories. The results of the investigation have not yet been MEET YOUR FRIENDS at The Bryn Mawr College Tea Room : for a SOCIAL CHAT AND RELAXATION Hours of Service: 7.30 A. M.—7.30 P. M. ___ Breakfast Lunch Tea Dinner For Special Parties, Call Bryn Mawr 386 disclosed, but I wish to go on record as backing a eollege rule abolishing smoking entirely. ‘Whether or not the ‘| Davey Tree Experts’ investigation re- veals that the growing and smoking of so-called dope is actually carried on in the college, the very fact that such a situation is possibly consequent on the ordinary smoking, gives us, we feel, sufficient justification for recommending a rule against the lat- ter. Signed; R. SEASIDE, ’40 T. WIDENER, ’40 A. STONES, ’40 is To the Editor of the College News: Dear Editor: All my little friends tell me their is no Santy Claws. My _ professor says that whatever I read in the News is true. What I want to know is, is there a Santy Claws? ’ Signed, . Mary L, HUCKLEBERRY, aged 5. Hortense, your little friends are wrong. There is a Santa Claus. No one who has seen the cheery, red-coat- ed figure in Gimbel’s, could doubt that. No one who has seen the tawdry lights ‘of the bedizened tree which guards the JEANNETTE’S Bryn Mawr Flower Shop, Inc. Flowers for All Occasions 823 Lancaster Avenue Bryn Mawr 570 entrance to the new science building could doubt that there are Christmas trees, that there is therefore a Christ- mas spirit, that there is, in brief, a Santa Claus. No one who has envied the new lisle stockings on girlish legs; no one who has noticed that their friends’ book cases have been swelled within the last two days not only by unreturned library books but also by handsome gift copies of The Arts; no one who has seen the self-conscious emergence from the showers of new wrappers with zippers; no one, in short, could fail to believe that Santa Claus is not only a spirit but an active force among our girls. Don’t be sceptical, Hortense, do nét yield to the destruc- tive atheism of your little friends. Believe in Santa Claus, and believe in your professors, and you will find that the world is a far better and wiser place. Yours,- THE EDITOR, DUKE UNIVERSITY SCHOOL OF MEDICINE DURHAM, W. C. Four terms of eleven weeks are given each year. These may be taken con. secutively (grdduation in three and ono Rune ter years) or three terms be taken each year (graduation in’ our years). The entrance require- ments are Intelligence, character: and at least two years of college oe Including the eubjects specified for Catalogues may be ob- Grade A medical schools. and application forms tained from the Dean. This black velvet pump! Flattering to the foot and most comfortable 5 Claflin | / 1606 Chestnut Street / Bob Cooper — tobacco auctioneer — tells why he, and other tobacco experts, prefer Luckies... ; “I’ve been auctioneering for 20 years,” says Mr. Cooper, “in Georgia, North Caro- lina and Tennessee...and I’ve seen the to- bacco Lucky Strike buys at auction after auction. It’s the best in smoking quality. “Luckies suit my throat, too, as well ab my’ taste. Even after crying out bids /7 hours a day, Luckies never bother my throat in the Ieast.” (Reason: the exclu- sive ‘‘Toasting” process expels certain irritants found in all tobacco.) “In every section of the Tobacco! Belt where I auctioneer,” Mr.Cooper adds, “I’ve noticed tobacco men smoking Luckies..” Are you benefiting by the experience of the tobacco experts?. .. Sworn/records show that among independent /tobacco experts, Luckies have twice, yes—twice, as many exclusive smokers as have all other cigarettes combined. Page Four ; Py THE COLLEGE NEWS Theater Review not, while Mr. Gielgud is tragically torn between his desire for a gin sling Worms I Have Known—Paul deKruif. This is a series of penetrating es- says dealing with the childhood of characters famous in life and art. Among the’ worms that Mr. deKruif chooses to portray so sympathetically are Madame Butterfly; Keats, Hiro- hito, the original Japanese silk worm; Martin ‘Luther, who as Mr. deKruif ‘points out so clearly, reverses the usual order and becomes a worm due to the chemical action of his food. Mr. deKruif’s hypothesis is that all perséns who were originally worms can never quite banish the taint from their personalities. ‘Victor Herbert was a worm” he says in the essay on } I’d Rather Be Tight, with Kather- ine Hepburn, ’28; John Gielgud, 22 (five feet eleven inches, fajr hair, blue eyes), and Isabel Seltzer, ’37—going on ’38—opened before a stunned audi- ence at the Casanova Theatre, 46th Street, on December 31. ters around Miss Hepburn, who would rather, and Miss Seltzer who would The plot cen- and his artistic temperament. It is this that stuns the audience, The triangle is dramatically brought to a climax when Katie, as Cloey, a stewardess on the submarine Amphi- tryon 88, brings. Gielgud, as John, a second lieutenant, his gin, “and finds his artistic temperament in the arms of Miss Seltzer, who is playing the part of the captains’ wife, Mrs. Mur- -|phy.. Cloey, in a burst of fiery porary figure, conies out in front of the orchestra and raises his beautiful hands, the crowd thrills and is silent until, and sometimes for a long time after, his hands stop moving. Current rumor has it that Stokow- anguish—for she is also in love with John—slings the gin at Mrs. Mur- phy, who runs screaming from the cabin, leaving Johfi to plead heart- breakingly with Cloey in moving vers libre. When this is over, and the audience Course Title Shifted Miss: Josephine Petts wishes to announce that the title of her course has been changed from: Good Movement Through Bodily Functions in Dancing to Good ‘Bodies Through Functional Movements in Dancing. The curtain falls as he is leaving—We know he will never return. The symbolizing. of the theme in the characters is dynamically yet sub- tly worked out by the actors, Who in- termingle modernity with a certain mysticism, which forms a striking con- trast to the heinous atrocities. of ‘the Indians .in trench warfare, which are ‘ ping”’ ¥ Exam Period is Found Too Strenuous on All Continued from Page One morale.” Signed, Warden Lawes of Sing Sing. . A cable from Oxford was mislaid. The .editors remember the cable as reading either “Bloody” or “Topping.” Mrs. Wrench remembers it as ““Top- and feels it unnecessary to check with Western, Union. Among other results of this radical chahge have been the facts that Life has sent down a photographer to take pictures of the quiz schedule and that . Mrs. Manning. wires from Swarthmore “It’s a wow!” ski, lovingly called “Stoko” by some}¢jjeq with emotion, the Amphitryon of the undergraduates, is engaged to lands, and John joiris the troops and the cinema actress Greta Garbo. We goes to the front, while the women Te that G. G. and Leo would find become nurses. The final scene is in great happiness with each other, be- a bar; all three meet and make love, éauge they. are both geniuses. Greta and John also makes up another poem. Garbo is a genius as evidenced by the famous novels that she has been asked to reproduce for the film audi- ence, such as Mati Hari and Anna Ka- renina. And we all know that Sto-} kowski is a great genius because Law- rence Gilman, music critic of the New bong ‘ne’ ee eae os art York Times, says EAAREONS Stokowski facts to support my hypothesis. [|is 4 great genius. feel_that I have succeeded,” Mr. de- Kruif quotes supporting / pn “Its feet were tied with a silken thread of my own hands’ weavin ' Of Hirohito, Mr. Kruif says’ “a typical example of sis The boy- ] also portrayed from time to time. The whole is an appalling commentary on the complexities of modern life, and Miss Hepburn, carrying the audience with her, runs the gamut of human emotions from A to Z. C. H. DAVIS - RADIO| «..... | Service Madame Butterfly. “To have cori- ceived of the character of Madame Butterfly means only one thing; that] Herbert desired to become himself a butterfly. His worm childhood, i since forgotten, was still woven inex- tricably about his mind. | In refeFence to Keats, Mr. deKrujf says “my first inkling of this phen enon came to mé one night. while read- ing Keats. That night I came /upon the poem, “Gadfly” and knew jj Keats Founded 1865 Seventy-Third Year BUSINESS TRAINING Courses that offer _ thorough preparation for young women who intend to make busi- ness a career, One, Two and Three Years Second Semester, January 31 Forinformation,address Registrar PEIRCE SCHOOL 1475. 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Many, many, many people ffom Philadelphia and its suburbs, ind even from New York, come sFri- /days, Saturdays, and Tuesdays, to / hear the Philadelphia Orchestra, con- / ducted by Iturbi and Leopold Stokow- / ski. This Philadelphia Orchestra is j housed in the Academy of Music. The / orchestra is an excellent one, as proved / by the many people who come from / Philadelphia and its suburbs, and even iL: from New York, to hear it. It has often been said that music hath charms to tame the savage in his breast. No one could doubt this if they could see the many people lined up Fridays, Saturdays, and Tuesdays, waiting for any place, even standing room, in the great dome-like main hall of the Academy of Music. And when Leopold Stokowski himself, a very great and well-known contem- —<——_—<$—$— $< —— eres ™ more pleasure _ | Sor 38 e@@e @ | a happier new year ...and more pleasure for the thousands of new smokers who are finding out about Chester- < field’s milder better taste. 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