oy * year. - THE COLLEGE NEWS bt a Page Five “Ferdinand” Phobia Frustrates Future . Finesse of Fencers' (Especially contributed by Jane Harper, 41.) The fencing team has undertaken no outside matches as yet, but plans to fence Swarthmore and the Penn- sylvania Women’s Team again this Last year’s team, consisting of Lucy Smith, ’40, Jane Harper, ’41, Ann Harrington, ’41, and Ethel Clift, ’41 “foiled” all. Since fenc- ing has now been made a major sport which may be taken without buying equipment, a larger squad is expected this year. The college is fortunate in hav- ing the A. F..L. of A. Women’s Foil Championship Match scheduled here for March 18. Among those enter- ing from Bryn Mawr will be Janet Dowling, who has a smooth hand, Jane Nichols, who has excellent timing, Jane Harper, who is all right if it happens to be her good day; Ann Harrington, who is also all right, Lucy Smith who has too much work; ‘Ethel Clift, who man- ages the team and Margaret, (“Ferdinand”) who loves fencing but doesn’t like to fight. °43 STRENGTHENS SWIMMING SQUAD Team Still Incomplete ‘But Practice. Started With the addition. of a likely bunch of Freshmen willing to risk permanent waves to obtain the speed of fishes, the Varsity Squad shows promise of a successful sea- son. Last year saw two defeats by Swarthmore College and Baldwin School, and an encouraging win over University’ of Pennsylvania. With Morfoot, Baldwin ’39, now Bryn Mawr ’43, the team is appre- ciably strengthened. Although div- ing tryouts have not. been held, and the Squad has not been completed practice officially begins this week. The Tentative Squad is as follows: (Cap’t) Link ’40, Williams ’42, Paige ’42, Penfield ’40, Miller ’40, Jacobs ’48, McClellan ’42; Boal ’42, Rambo ’43, Reggie *48, Morfoot ’43, Jones ’41 and Gaud ’41. Swimming Schedule Interclass — Tuesday, January 10—4.00 o’clock. Baldwin — Friday, February 16 —4.00 o’clock. Swarthmore—Tuesday, February to watches. EST. PHILADELPHIA 1420 Walnut Street A Complete Jewelry Shop We reset, repair and remodel anything from charms We sell any jewel for any purse. Our designs and our work are all our own. DIESINGER g 1886 * ARDMORE 39 Coulter Avenue (Near the Suburban) Sn By Barbara Cooley, ’42 Sometimes writers can create only one masterpiece; . sometimes every new effort is greater than the last. The public always greets a new novel by an_ outstanding writer eagerly. In the case of Christmas. Holiday the ‘critics were loud and lengthy in their praise. The eager public. rushed to buy first editions. For the most part, they were disappointed. Christmas Holiday does not mea- sure up to the standard of Of Hu- man Bondage. Charley Madon, a typical young Englishman of a typ- ical well-to-do English family, spends his Christmas holiday in Paris—a typical idea of the way in which he can have a last fling be- fore he settles. down to become a typical English business man like his father. Through the medium of Charley’s “adventures,” Mr. Maugham would have us realize that there is no such thing as a shady Bohemian life. Lydia, who dances in a cafe under the guise of “rink 27—4.00 o’clock. )U. of P. (At Penn) — Tuesday, March 12—4.00 o’clock. . " Interclass — Thursday, March 14 —4.00 o’clock. Varsity Interclass — Tuesday, March 19—4.00 o’clock. SS MAHAN’S DINING ROOM and MANNA BAR Quality Food Excellent Service Luncheons Dinners 23-27 East Lancaster Avenue nore, Pa. a’ Russian -princess, is in reality the | wife of a notorious murderer who is serving time on Devil’s Island. When Charley offers to let her live ‘in his apartment, ne finds her as moral and as devotedly loyal. to her husband as the finest English women in his own class. Simon Fenimore, a friend of his at Cam- bridge, has become a violent radi- cal—not a stirring ardent idealist, but a bitter, illagical, personally dirty and even boring rebel. The book ends: ‘Patsy had asked him if he had had “adventures in Paris, and he had truthfully’ an- swered no. It was a fact that he had done nothing; only one thing had happened to him; it was rather curious when you came to think of ite and he didn’t just then quite know what to do about it; the bot- tom had fallen out of his world.” Mr. Maugham intends us to realize, I suppose, that for some people life is more vital, more intense than we, the Charley Madons of the world, had realized. If this ‘is his inten- tion it is a noble one, but somehow I realized only that every one is pretty" much alike. As the first work of a young novelist this could be praised; as a mature novel how- ever it falls far too short of Mr. Maugham’s earlier standard. ! PENN SERENADES MUTE BRYN MAWR Choir Sings Hail Penn And Good Night Ladies Saturday night the Bryn Mawe mutes were saying that a good voice wasn’t everything and that it would be grim to arrive at Princeton tagged as one of the Bryn Mawr group. The _ mutes were thinking how weary, stale, flat and unprofitable this college life seems. But the mountain comes: at mid- night voices were heard. harmon- izing Nearer My. God To Thee. The Bryn Mawr voiceless were be- ing serenaded. The choir of the University of Penn. had given a concert with Harcum Saturday night. Surplus energy, pity for Bryn Mawr, or de- fiance of Princeton’s art spurred Penn to try this campus. First they serenaded Rockefeller with Dartmouth Winter Song and Good Night Ladies. . 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