* - "Page XE - .M. E. Frornmcuam, °31 * Subscriptions May Begin © at -aminations, » word definitions, authors -of--unwritten pw = ——— The College News -| (Founded th 1914) vf - the College Year | eekly -d the en eelly B wr College ag the ‘a Building, Wayne, Pa.,. and+ Bryn College. Editor-in-Chief _ Enna S. Rice, ’30 CatHerINE Howe, 30 Copy Editor Editor Graduate Editor V. Suryock,;’31.. . H. Pascog ¢ Assistant Editors D., Perkins, ’32 C. W. Pace, ’30 7% Hatrietp, 32 — ..—L. Sanporn, °32 Business’ Manager DorotHea Cross, ’30 Subscription Manager E. Baxrer, 30 ~~... Assistants, D. Asner, ’31 M. Atmore, ’32 Y. Cameron, °32 Mailing Price, $3.00 Any ime the Zebsrrintion. $2.50... Entered as second-class matter at Wayne, Pa., Post Office. COMPULSORY VACATION Thanksgiving and--a_ breathing space of four days are almost upon us. We look forward to the vaca- ». ay 5 as tion with joy and are inclined to MISS KING _ Continued i gala One is a cholee representative collection” “of his works,. among them fine and -1famous paintings owned in New. York, | but when~one looks at his work. in com- Laie to that of the others, “one. illu- sion permanenty dispelled,” for hé ‘|should not be placed in the category with the other three; in his quest ‘for the exotic and.in.his.laborious work, he is still not a great artist. Of the | other three, Seurat was a minor -artist, just as among poets there are minor poets Whom we may take: more to our hearts than the major poets; his land- scapes are serene and stable; his paint- _|ing is ultimate in its own little way, and he has a quiet curious technique; his most famous thing is a landscape depicting the hot. shade of mid-sum- mer, and the sketches in color taken, fo® this are on exhibit. The work of Cezanne covers nearly all of his life; ‘there is the great canvas, “Boy with a Skull,” that’ has the qualities of the Venetian masters, tactile values put also finality of apprehension—a thing done, completed and left; there is the great Nude, a man in a loin ‘cloth; there is the “Harlequin,” with the im- _wish that_such_respites-were. longer + plication- of -Picasso’s work; there “are and more frequent. Imagine then the feelings of those of school age ‘in Chicago who are facing the pros- pect of two months of vacation— December and January. What a splendid opportunity to build snow. forts, have snow fights and go sled- ding! These children certainly~do not ‘appreciate the: fact. that all the teachers_in Chicago public schools are being given compulsory leave ~ Without pay, that their schools are falling -far behind other schools throughout the. country, that Chi- - cago’s educational system is receiv- ing-a-blot-which.will-not-soon.be-re-|. moved. It: seems incredible that a city of Chicago’s size and wealth should . allow such a_ testimonial against its efficiency and competency to go down in its history. Are there not enough prosperous. ‘citizens by |- whom the name of Chicago has al- ways been respected and admired to ‘wipe out such”a pernicious deficit ? Only such an act can reinstate the educational board and the public schools to solvency and a desired esteem in the eyes of the nation. THANKSGIVING Thanksgiving is coming. We walked down Chestnut Street dur- ing théweek-end and found turkeys in the ascendéncy, and Sunday Skeezix and Skippy started on their annual gobbler chase. Just why the \College took this joyous occasion. to serve roast beef we don’t know. We can only: hope that the fowls will appear en. masse (in mess) on Thursday. - Personally we = shall whet our appetites with an aperitif of Chaucer, gorge ourselves with “Men and Machines,’ and come back ‘to recuperate. “A Merry Christmas to all and to all a good Knight.’ ‘Bluffing’ - Out_of one hundred University. of Cin- * Cinnati students who recently took'a spe- cial examination. composed of qtiestions which hat no -ariswer,-half- of thenr bluffed == 46.58 per cent. or more. Some bluffed their way through 81 per. cent. of the ‘ex- which asked. for fictitious books, and identification of certain al-. leged passages in Shakespeare. The same examination, given to fifty- eight non-college men and women chosen |. at random showed that the bluffing score of this group was only 25 per cent. This leads a-well-known writer to declare that “our educational system trains to dis- honesty and pretentiousness.. . . .” Perhaps he is right, but nevertheless we still defend bluffing. There is something to it that savors of a reliant, do-or-die, fighting spirit that seems commendable in youth. Students on the whole know that bluffing is wrong, yet they often resort to it because of a notion that instructors sometimes give some credit for “attempts” at_ariswering exam. questions..__I{—they. are ingenious enough in bluffing, some “Gnstructors may respect ‘their genius to give it consideration.” And then bluffing always produces some amus- _ Gng material for sec small talk.—The “x Daily Jini. paintings with masses of earth as well as those with masses of muscle, and one of the landscapes in which trees are growing out of rocks and are cleav- ing them is of an unusual type and one not often seen; there are little water-colors that look as though he had died and gone ta heaven and were painting from there; there are still- lifes, Such as apples and nges on a rumpled table.cloth, that are the dull- est of works in reproduction and have to be seen to be understood, but when one sees the partioning of space and the application of what the physics laboratory niakes one apprehend of volume, one realizes that all the cubists have put into their painting they have wrenched from the old. mechanistic system; lastly, there are four self-por- traits in whose differences of technique one sees how differently Cezanne put on paint at’ different times. Of the paintings by Van Gogh “L’Arlesienne” is the most famous of all; it is perfectly static—its colors: are interesting, from deep blue to blue-green ‘to green-yel- low and to yellow-red—and the near- est comparison in an _ enamel, — but though it. is opaque.as_ is enamel, it has not its flame. It does not matter if he paints people with green hair and yellow flesh, for it is only a ques- tion of key; among his landscapes is a paintimg composed of green sky, mauve mountains and yellow earth, as strong a piece of beauty as seen any- where; in “The Ravine” he gives the tortured semblances of things; he can represent the experience of torrid heat in the leafless south and communicate it likewise to you; the paintings of Van Gogh are full of unrest and pain. All these artists agonize to fight their way back: from illusion to verac- ity in the apprehension of things, from the age of insincerity of formulae. ‘The responsibility somehow is ours for the ugliness of aspects, and complete ab- sence of any content of which any artist could make use. HENRY B. WALLACE Caterer and Confectioner 22 Bryn Mawr“Ave. Bryn Mawes Breakfast Served Daily Business Lunch, 60c—11 to 2.30 Dinner, $1.00 : Ph. B. M. 758 sa. te COTTAGE 1 TEA ROOM Montgomery Ave. Bryn Mawr Luncheon Tea Dinner Special Parties. by Arrangement Guest Rooms Phone, Bryn Mawr 362 Be ee ee ee : Bryn Mawr Co-operative Society SILK STOCKINGS MENDED Typewriters to Rent BOOKS : BOOKS : BOOKS * SEWING oe Done by MRS. HOLTON . Merion Hal) Basement 1 9 A. M. to 5 P. M. Every Day ~ | the Old City Halt is. || Independence Hall group, and it gath- Fhe Pillar ®. of Salt The leaden sky arched low over the sodden hockey field as the Fighting Faculty went down in utter rout ‘to the Valiant Varsity Crew. The last camera man. snapped the teams in bat- tle array, the players adjusted their headgear. and the whistle. blew, and-the game was- on. “Ground sticks, ground sticks, ground sticks, shoot!” (Time out while this little manoeuver is elucidated.) At 1&st the circular sphere gets into play and rushed” on _ side, is instantly snapped up by a dashing White Wing (who plays inner). A brilliant ‘advance eulminates in a first purity is gone forever. Onward’ they! surge tg the circle, and with’a final gathering of.-energies the globe is rushed into the cage. The cheering section, in spite of a season’s training to the contrary, is surprised into a lusty “Gaudite vi omnia, | Plaudite Bryn Mawr Faculty.” The ball returns to the centre, ex- citement running high. Another bully and the desperate Varsity captures the leather apple and gathering momentum rush forward, only to be repulsed by the stalwart defen€e. Again and again they are rebuffed, but at last with a cagy, little dodge, the wing eludes her pursuers, and thé pill is swallowed up by the goal. Loud applause greets Dr. Schrader’s achievement. At this point the pomme de terre is replaced by: a new orb, glistening white, anda second street cleaner joins his fellow White Wing. A new fierce-" ness suffuses the Faculty, and Bryn Mawr’s valiant fullback falls before however, and the game is resumed. noble struggle under the very shadow of the goal posts and andther score is chalked up to Bryn Mawr. _ Fiercely the battle rages (particularly on the Pright wing), and Varsity piles up ‘its score. When the ze nS has become fala: tinct in the ‘gathering dusk, the whistle blows and the game is over. As the final cheers die away, a dejected Faculty rounds up its shattered weap- ons. and departs for tea. We showed this article to Cissy for her O. K. and she was thrilled by signs of Faculty-Student competition. She saw in the idea a vista of future im- provement for the Faculty. In -fact, on this impulse she has persuaded Lot’s Wife to work on a little sched- ule which will be ready after Thanks- giving. The idea.is to open the classes in body mechanics, mental hygiene, and diction to those of the Faculty who need them most. ment is shown, they will be allowed to) compete with the undergraduates at large at the end of the season. ry INDEPENDENCE HALL Continued from Page One one side, a lantern above. There-are only a few groups, and they succeed remarkably in bringing a unity of im- pression to the visitor. ers up the odds and ends of history. There is a model of old Christ Church and a part of the pew of George Wash- ington; there is a room of ship~ and stage coach models; and there is a fine Indian room where beads, scalps, tom-toms, and Indian tools appeal vividly to. the imagination. And finally, be sure to see the collection of scientific instruments and Benjamin Franklin’s insulating ,stool with its short glass legs. . If you~ have had. time to persist through it, all, or, better still, if you have. been interested to return again and wander at leisure, you cannot avoid catching some of the spirit which .|the Independence Hall group sym- bolizeg. You will be able to see more vivid the days when the Liberty Bell rang out to Congress, and. be-wigged and «b€-powdered gentlemen. stepped from their gallant coaches. You will be able to follow them within the doors to Halls’ where; against the clean beauty of white paneled walls,. they, down for the Faculty, and its virginal| *- the attack. She is- picked -up— by it, | The line wavers and breaks, and Var-| sity again drives down the field. Af. 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