v ‘nent she’ finds : gynous mind, as Coleridge called it. Woolf goes on to-hope that when women “as. VOL. XVI, NO. 8 : Pare) BRYN MAWR (AND WAYNE), PA., TUESDAY, NOV. 26, 1929 ge Ws nen Miss Park Recommends « a Book With an Idea ““T want to’ speak this morning about a| book which I have’ been reading,” began Miss Park ip Chapel on Thursday, is Virginia Woolf's A Room of One’s -Owm and I think that you all should read it on account of ‘its wit, literary qualities, its hits at women’s colleges, and its-gen- eral value. Mrs. Woolf wrote this book from _two papers’ which she fead to the’ “Arts ‘Society at Newnham and*the Od- taa at Girton in October, 1928” when she was asked to speak on Women and Fic- tion. Her main theme is that women cannot write except on £500 a year and with a room of their own. She says that this general line was suggested to. her. by two visits she made, ‘one. to a—man’s college and the other to a woman’s col- lege. At the former she lunched on part- ridges and drank wines “which flushed yellow and flushed crimson” ; at Fernham she dined: on soup, beef, greens, prunes and custard, and drank water. This led her to wonder why: one sex seemed to always have safety and prosperty and the other insecurity and poverty; further- more she wondered if this had a signifi- cant relation-to~Women and Fiction. _ © “Going deeper” into “her subject’ Vir- “ginia “Woolf discovered that practically all the books on women have been writ- ten by men. .‘Sex and_its-nature_might well attract doctors and biologists; but what -was surprising and: difficult of ex- planation was that sex—woman, that is ‘to say—also attracts agreeable essayists, light fingered novelists, young men who have. taken no degree; men who have no apparent qualification save that they ‘are ‘not women.” ’These -books by men were written in great emotion: ‘the red light of emotion and not the white light of truth.’ “She goes on to discuss the great argu- in various books that women are not creative. She tries to analyze to discover why this is, especially in the case of women writers: of fiction. The pictures of women in fiction do not give us quite an adequate picture of them; and the writing of women in the past has been greatly affected by the feeling in society which was against women writers. So the women who did write wrote in a kind of angry. passion tempered by fear. “In the fifth chapter she speaks in an abstract way of a new novel in which a “woman writes as a woman and, presents her sex not in relation to men but in relation to all the other interests in the world, just as men are presented. ‘Give her a room of her own and £500 a year—and she will write a better book one of these days,’ promises Virginia Woolf. ‘She will be a poet in snetngy hundreds years’ time.’ “The next chapter contains the idea . that there are-really two sexes in every one’s mind, even as there are two sexes in the world. ‘In the man’s brain the man predominates over the woman, and in the woman’s . brain the woman _pre- dominates over the man....’ In Shakespeare we can find such an andro- Mrs. have independence and freedom they will lose the emphasis on their sex and that _there will be more and more of the androgynous mind. “What- she says marks this Soule of Virginia Woolf in my mind as the first book which has been written on the sub- ject without the fear and bitterness of.a woman,” Miss Park said. “The author is humorous, tranquil, witty and one who makes-a~most excellent use of quotations’ with sly digs in her footnotes. She has given, on the whole, the best answer I have ever heard to that current comment that ‘women are not creative.’ She shows the weakness of womniah’s writing and parallels it with masculine writing. She is very modern in connecting morals and things intellectual with economic stdtus. In the old days poverty was connected ‘with good morals, and riches with poor ones. Now we appreciate the fallacy in _____ such conception. This makes_a. _ Stimulus, to urge your generation to change. the character of the economic world. At the end of her book Mrs. Woolf quotes*from, “The Art of Writing by Sir Arthur Quil- | _ler-Couch who states : —_ ee \t i eh A Miss King Tells of +“ New Collection A Modern Exhibit Only in the Pickwickian- Sense. ART SHOWS VERACITY Professor Georgiana Goddard Ki ing spoke in “Tuesday Chapel on the First Loan Exhibition of the Museum _ of Modern Art in New York City. Miss King began her talk by saying that the exhibition is modern only in. the Pickwickian sense; the youngest of the artists died before most of us were born, side the folder points out that whereas most of the foreign galleries in the North have collections of the work he men here represented, we have exhibition in this country. The exhi- bition at the Museum of Modern Art is composed of accessible work by the greatest men of the second half of the nineteenth century, and it is made. up from private collections — personal owners have lent their treasures, which aré some of them famous and all very beautiful. The exhibition is a- mar- velous benefaction, and is worth the exertion. of.a_trip_to New. York; itis open for nothing at all from Ngyember ten in the morning to six at night, and on Sunday from one to five in thé afternoon: thus every one can go and see it. The names of the people be- hind the. Museum are in the folder; the patrons are such persons as Dr. ‘Paul Sachs and Miss Bliss, whose library was painted by Arthur Davies, and ‘who has lent many things. The Museum_of Modern Art is on Fifth Avenue among the picture deal- ers’ lairs; it is situated on the twelfth floor of the Heckscher Building, 730 Fifth Avenue. The whole back of the floor is given over to Modern Art; the subdivision into. little rooms and the hangirigs are done with great dis- cretion, and there are no incongruities. The men whose work is on view were chosen especially because of their in- fluence on the artists that came after them; one main interest in thé paint- ings is to note what debts we can trace. These Modern Artists of the last century are Cezanne, Gaugin, Seurat and Van Gogh. Cezanne was born first, 1839, and died at sixty-seven after a long life of laborious painting. Van Gogh was born in 1853 and died at Byron’s age. ‘Gaugin lived’ from 1849 to 1903; there Continued on Page Two = ‘American Humor’ American humor is being reviewed in a survey conducted by the University of Denver journalism class. Although the primary aim of the survey is to trace the course of humor in American literature, every humorous magazine in the English Janguage-will-be studied. ~ Students will. select the best anecdotes, skits, epigrams and jokes contained in the funny-bone publications in -an effort .to ‘determine just what makes a funny story funny. Several members of the -class are now sifting and sorting the contents -of the January issues of “Life” and “Punch”. “Harper's: Weekly,” from 1870 on, will contribute representative material. of the last generation. si Periodic reports are being init’ in dans sessions, but the entire report will rtot be complete before late next spring. Sam Jackson, instructor of the class, believes’ such research work is as valu- able as the assimilation of facts——Denver Clarion. © poet has not in these days, nor has had for 200 years, a dog’s chance.’ -“In conclusion all I can do is urge you | to give this-book- to your- womerr friends and to read it yourselves. I only advise you not to give it to men because it’s very much the sort of book that you can The-—ittle -slip—presented—in-+; ractically nothing of them on public |’ 8-to-Deceinber-7,; every week-day from* The Independence Hall Group If you are one of the persons who suffer from boredom or bewilderment. z > on exposure to myseums, you will find it wise to take the Independence Hall group at Sixth;and Chestnut by de- grees. You will find a little stroll in the park a great’ aid in forgetting Gimbel’s Christmas , display ‘and the Maxfield Parish across the street, and you may find the historical mood creepifig on. Just ‘look about you and count the sorry plots of grass and the shabby trees. Sixteen sections? Fifty-six trees? Thirteen of: those grass “bits represent the thirteen original States, and the other three stand for Vermont, Kentucky, and Tennessee, who entered the sven somewhat date. Every...one- of a Continental Coneteat Fiven the lamp posts run in a series of fifty- five, sacred to the Signers of the Dec- laration. A, Now you can enter Independence Hall and see the Liberty Bell sus- pended opposite you with. its gallant crack (which occurred at a. funeral in 1835), and its inspiring inscription. The paneling from floor to ceiling and the crystal chandeliers are dazzling in their-whiteness, yet the simple dignity of line and decoration will surprise and charm you. The East Room, where the Continental. Congress.._met,.and Washington took the coutunce of the Army, is lined with the old chairs, and on the speakers’ dais is a stately Chip- pendalee. Before it on the tablesis the inkstand of the Congress. You may wander. at will among the busts and flags of the State Congress room, and you will want to see the portrait of Washington upstairs, a profile view, realistic even to the pock marks. But on. thé whole yoy will find the East Room the finest. - In the’ four adjacent buildings the museum proper is housed. The ex- hibits are all of the Revolutionary period and not a detail has escaped, from spinning wheels to china. The West Wing is your proper starting point, for the fashions of the time are beautifully displayed there. At the door stands a_ successful merchant with corded knee breeches, a blue silk coat, intricately flowered vest, and a handsome. Jace frill_of George Wash- ington’s. “Beside him is a lady in a charming wedding dress, its waistline directly below her aris, the costume fussy. with -tiny~-pleats--and-~-smocking. A. sixteen-year-old lad completes this fashionable group in silk and satin. Across the room in quiet. dignity stands -a little brown Quaker lady, her kerchief severely drawn across her shoulders, and her stiff bonnet fram- ing her face. You will enjoy the Revo- lutionary fashion doll, perfect to the last detail of stomacher and flowing cuff, Upstairs is a collection of old ‘china, and the glass bottles deserve special attention. The pictures and: maps along the walls will. charm you even more, however. Opposite the door is a_ representation of. the .first- steam | train; John Bull, whieh is a series of stage coaches coupled together and peopled by dignified > gentlemen with high silk hats. At the front and back of each car sit two-—of the soberest, face to face, evidently overcome with the. weightiness of the occasion. . A beautiful allegorical rendering of the Boston Tea Party is the choicest bit. In the ‘centre is a tiny teapot with its lid lifted off in a burst of steam, and nearby on a book stands a startled rooster. ees The building: nearest Sixth Street is Congress Hall, where the earliest gov- ernment under the Constitutiofl was carried on, “Tjowhstdirs there is: a complete story in painting of the his- tory of America to the time of Lin- coln, and upstairs there is an inter- esting but scattered display. of early silver, watches, currency, and docu- ments. The East. Wing is one of the finest-bits “of the Museum: “The Con- tinental Army is reflected in realistic camp groups—a chair with a vest across it, a»table on which smudged —— Varsity Finds Itself in Swarthmore Game “Come on, Bryn Mawr,” yelled a lusty; voiced little boy on Wednesday afternoon the -sidelines of the hockey field where the Bryn Mawr-Swarthmore game was being played. Bryn Mawr. did come on, charging with the ball down to its op- ponent’s goal where three sure shots into the cage made a. final score of 3-2 in Bryn Mawr’s favor. Varsity had found itself! For almost the first time this year the team played as a team. Interest in the playing of individuals, which was of main importance in last Saturday’s-game, was quite lost in general admiration of the smooth working of the eleven as a whole. In the first half Swarthmore played a purely defensive game, since Brym Mawr’s speedy (they were on Wednes- day) forwards were most of the time swarming around her goal. For’ Swarth- a redoubtable trio, well skilled in de- fense tactics and a damper to the style of Varsity’s front line. However, despite such hard fighting of the Swarthmore backs, Bryn Mawr scored three times. The second half was characterized by more general playing all over the, field. Swarthmore’s forwards had found’ “sec ond wind” whilst Varsity’s forwards ap- peared to be losing a little of théir- co- operative. spirit. : ening up on Bryn Mawr’s defense; Woodward, Collier, Ullom, Hirschberg, McCully..and--Thomas~shated equally the’ honors of the backfield and managed to stop’ the ball and send ‘it back to their forwards even when Swarthmore was ex- erting a tremendous effort—with short time and the dark against them—to-make the score a tie. The game as'a whole was an excellent one of fast, snappy playing; a. grand and glorious climax-to all the other games of the season. The line-up was as fol- lows: Swarthmore Bryn Mawr Walton. 000... We Wee tte Remington Dek, CR | REE Pearce orn cr Longacre Sterving.: 3. Cir... c3 eran i Stix Je@auette; 6c... Wee dis ees Longstreth Tomlinson...... 1) Fee) ne re Totten (weavers... ss 1 aah, WORSE AR “Woodward Roberts: 3577 I ana ear BEA Collier PLOWOTG i s.cc as Bee Plive-ers oe rea OLRM COILWGIT: ov cas ices Lege || AP anrea Hirschberg MMOD. 5 6.0.5.9 :0 ES, RE erate eer McCully BOOtR is shire G. Thomas Substitutes: Swarthmore, Hurlock. for Jaquette, Willis for Cleaver. Goals— Bryn Mawr: Longacre, -1; Longstreth, a Collier, 1. Swarthmore: Rickards,. ‘Whads He Give You?’ The A. B. degree- given by American colleges merely indicates that the under- ‘graduate has agreed with his professors during his four years in college, Dr. Fred- rerick Rand Rogers, of New York City, said recently in addressing some 5000 Utah educatots in session here. “Scholastic grades as applied. in the educational sysfém of America are-merely a substitute for the dunce cap and the whip,” said Dr. Rogers. “Colleges wor- ship marks.” ‘A Grades, he said, make a. battleground of the classroom, and are a disgrace to scientific education and must be done away with. The highest grades as a general rule, he said, go to the. student who is the best “ape,” to the one who can best imitate his teacher.—Intercollegi- ate Press. ‘All Wet?’ Down at Williams College in Massa- chusetts they’re taking their baths straight these days. “No bath salts for us” the students have declared. Sparse rainfall in that- region last summer has badly school is being rationed out for necessities only. The faculty has voted temporary rules prohibiting students from using bath tubs more than once a day. | ‘We.-can’t afford bath salts with the high price of use and fit in delightfully in dinner con-| Playing cards are Spread, a sword at| water,” one student wrote home. The; versions. et —— Gen nitneed on Race rus =e cine Cardinal. * : reqegensomn ye as he hopped up and down excitedly along |’ more Calwell, Jackson and Booth made|- Yet there was no slack-+ affected the water supply, and water at] Faculty Ele Eleven Slips to Defeat Private Gaviddan.- Are Settled Amiably by Well-planted Sticks. ENTHUSIASM RUNS HIGH On Tuesday, November 19, Varsity defeated the Faculty, 6-2, in'a fast, rough and exciting game which roused the en- thusiasm of those on the sidelines to its: highest pitch. The technique of the game was undeniably difficult to follow.because fiost. of the players, particularly on the Faculty team, seemed unaware that they were to cover a definitely limited terri- tory, but the spirit on both sides was high and determined. It is possible that occasions were being made and taken for the settlement of private griidges in an amiable, entirely sportsmanlike manner. Faculty surprised everyone after the first bully by picking up the ball and carrying it in_spite-of--frantic~ attempts on the part of their opponents to the first goal of the ‘game. Varsity rallied after -the--first-shock-and-retaliated with three goals which Faculty could not stop. The playing was--not—uneven but-went back -| and forth between the ‘opposing goals, keeping the ~spectators.in constant sus- pense. ‘Leuba distinguished himself by his dribbling and clean attacking of -his opponent. nique in the masterly shots with which he sent the ball flying from the goal he de- fended, “and Schrader delivered ‘several telling blows in his position as goal guard. Carey atid Seeléy were conspicuous. for their all-around good playing as were the other players for enthusiasm and energy, which made up for defects caused by lack of—practice Varsity played a spirited be expected and doing some very nice passing - Stix deserves mention ‘for her fast dribbling and hard shooting. The ‘slippery condition of the field may be blamed for the several amusing upsets which gave the sidelines many minutes of hilarity. The line-up was as follows: Faculty Varsity Wider cies Ri--Wrevevecvrrs Totten PROCBRO?: 5... 65-50 i ae aa Longstreth PTT VR enee 2 ED aR Ear ee”? Stix + SCS a ae a Rader oe Longacre TIMMS 6 6.556 bcos L-: Wiss Remington BOOPOUN cee ess ye Bia as Uliom Garey. cui. twist Collier Broughton.....; A ee bck Woodward Dies.:... VN Met aNe BGs OPN on McCully Crenshaw....... Ta Reh Hirschberg OU TIIAL 54 4.500555 CS ree re e Thomas Goals: Faculty: Widder, 2. Varsity: Stix, 4; Remington,.2.- ‘ , a ee Sophomores Victorious; _The coldest of hockey -weather ‘ie hilarated the teams of ’31 and '32 to a fast and close contest in which the Soph- finish; with-a score of threé “goals to the Juniors’ two. perhaps the weather had been too much, defaulted to the Freshman because they did not have a full team out, and no competition took place between ’30 and 33. Better, organization of teams was shown in this game than in those pre- vious. The playing grew more interest- ing as the participants warmed up, but the most’ spectacular play was the first point when Blanchard carried the ball up the field and with a clean shot sent it into the goal. Waples was fast, and Blanchard worked smoothly . throughout ; Stonington was very dependable; on. both teams there was successful co-ordination in’ the passing and in the backing-up. The line-up was: 1931. 1932 Totten 77% .....: R. W . Bernheimer ec as 6 cass B. dis sis exc Crane Blanchard....... BOTS ees Helden La REE SSP EER Moore CL A TORE | Fe, SRA Shaw WOME Ceres ae area Stonington of 8) ERP Ce Woodward MEU s 66556 pi Li PE ace Waring POOP. 6 es es gre Balis MM og cic ae eee McCully TUOMAS. . 6. ie peehee was owe hae Gill d Goals—1931: Blanchard, . eee saan panto Holden, 2; Crane, 1 oe. 10 CENTS, Crenshaw displayed real tech- — game, keeping in position as well as could — Seniors Lose by Default . omores came out ahead, at the breathless ” The Seniors,- for. whom ° McCully played a good steady game, and ‘ * - "Page XE - .M. E. Frornmcuam, °31 * Subscriptions May Begin © at -aminations, » word definitions, authors -of--unwritten pw = ——— The College News -| (Founded th 1914) vf - the College Year | eekly -d the en eelly B wr College ag the ‘a Building, Wayne, Pa.,. and+ Bryn College. Editor-in-Chief _ Enna S. Rice, ’30 CatHerINE Howe, 30 Copy Editor Editor Graduate Editor V. Suryock,;’31.. . H. Pascog ¢ Assistant Editors D., Perkins, ’32 C. W. Pace, ’30 7% Hatrietp, 32 — ..—L. Sanporn, °32 Business’ Manager DorotHea Cross, ’30 Subscription Manager E. Baxrer, 30 ~~... Assistants, D. Asner, ’31 M. Atmore, ’32 Y. Cameron, °32 Mailing Price, $3.00 Any ime the Zebsrrintion. $2.50... Entered as second-class matter at Wayne, Pa., Post Office. COMPULSORY VACATION Thanksgiving and--a_ breathing space of four days are almost upon us. We look forward to the vaca- ». ay 5 as tion with joy and are inclined to MISS KING _ Continued i gala One is a cholee representative collection” “of his works,. among them fine and -1famous paintings owned in New. York, | but when~one looks at his work. in com- Laie to that of the others, “one. illu- sion permanenty dispelled,” for hé ‘|should not be placed in the category with the other three; in his quest ‘for the exotic and.in.his.laborious work, he is still not a great artist. Of the | other three, Seurat was a minor -artist, just as among poets there are minor poets Whom we may take: more to our hearts than the major poets; his land- scapes are serene and stable; his paint- _|ing is ultimate in its own little way, and he has a quiet curious technique; his most famous thing is a landscape depicting the hot. shade of mid-sum- mer, and the sketches in color taken, fo® this are on exhibit. The work of Cezanne covers nearly all of his life; ‘there is the great canvas, “Boy with a Skull,” that’ has the qualities of the Venetian masters, tactile values put also finality of apprehension—a thing done, completed and left; there is the great Nude, a man in a loin ‘cloth; there is the “Harlequin,” with the im- _wish that_such_respites-were. longer + plication- of -Picasso’s work; there “are and more frequent. Imagine then the feelings of those of school age ‘in Chicago who are facing the pros- pect of two months of vacation— December and January. What a splendid opportunity to build snow. forts, have snow fights and go sled- ding! These children certainly~do not ‘appreciate the: fact. that all the teachers_in Chicago public schools are being given compulsory leave ~ Without pay, that their schools are falling -far behind other schools throughout the. country, that Chi- - cago’s educational system is receiv- ing-a-blot-which.will-not-soon.be-re-|. moved. It: seems incredible that a city of Chicago’s size and wealth should . allow such a_ testimonial against its efficiency and competency to go down in its history. Are there not enough prosperous. ‘citizens by |- whom the name of Chicago has al- ways been respected and admired to ‘wipe out such”a pernicious deficit ? Only such an act can reinstate the educational board and the public schools to solvency and a desired esteem in the eyes of the nation. THANKSGIVING Thanksgiving is coming. We walked down Chestnut Street dur- ing théweek-end and found turkeys in the ascendéncy, and Sunday Skeezix and Skippy started on their annual gobbler chase. Just why the \College took this joyous occasion. to serve roast beef we don’t know. We can only: hope that the fowls will appear en. masse (in mess) on Thursday. - Personally we = shall whet our appetites with an aperitif of Chaucer, gorge ourselves with “Men and Machines,’ and come back ‘to recuperate. “A Merry Christmas to all and to all a good Knight.’ ‘Bluffing’ - Out_of one hundred University. of Cin- * Cinnati students who recently took'a spe- cial examination. composed of qtiestions which hat no -ariswer,-half- of thenr bluffed == 46.58 per cent. or more. Some bluffed their way through 81 per. cent. of the ‘ex- which asked. for fictitious books, and identification of certain al-. leged passages in Shakespeare. The same examination, given to fifty- eight non-college men and women chosen |. at random showed that the bluffing score of this group was only 25 per cent. This leads a-well-known writer to declare that “our educational system trains to dis- honesty and pretentiousness.. . . .” Perhaps he is right, but nevertheless we still defend bluffing. There is something to it that savors of a reliant, do-or-die, fighting spirit that seems commendable in youth. Students on the whole know that bluffing is wrong, yet they often resort to it because of a notion that instructors sometimes give some credit for “attempts” at_ariswering exam. questions..__I{—they. are ingenious enough in bluffing, some “Gnstructors may respect ‘their genius to give it consideration.” And then bluffing always produces some amus- _ Gng material for sec small talk.—The “x Daily Jini. paintings with masses of earth as well as those with masses of muscle, and one of the landscapes in which trees are growing out of rocks and are cleav- ing them is of an unusual type and one not often seen; there are little water-colors that look as though he had died and gone ta heaven and were painting from there; there are still- lifes, Such as apples and nges on a rumpled table.cloth, that are the dull- est of works in reproduction and have to be seen to be understood, but when one sees the partioning of space and the application of what the physics laboratory niakes one apprehend of volume, one realizes that all the cubists have put into their painting they have wrenched from the old. mechanistic system; lastly, there are four self-por- traits in whose differences of technique one sees how differently Cezanne put on paint at’ different times. Of the paintings by Van Gogh “L’Arlesienne” is the most famous of all; it is perfectly static—its colors: are interesting, from deep blue to blue-green ‘to green-yel- low and to yellow-red—and the near- est comparison in an _ enamel, — but though it. is opaque.as_ is enamel, it has not its flame. It does not matter if he paints people with green hair and yellow flesh, for it is only a ques- tion of key; among his landscapes is a paintimg composed of green sky, mauve mountains and yellow earth, as strong a piece of beauty as seen any- where; in “The Ravine” he gives the tortured semblances of things; he can represent the experience of torrid heat in the leafless south and communicate it likewise to you; the paintings of Van Gogh are full of unrest and pain. All these artists agonize to fight their way back: from illusion to verac- ity in the apprehension of things, from the age of insincerity of formulae. ‘The responsibility somehow is ours for the ugliness of aspects, and complete ab- sence of any content of which any artist could make use. HENRY B. WALLACE Caterer and Confectioner 22 Bryn Mawr“Ave. Bryn Mawes Breakfast Served Daily Business Lunch, 60c—11 to 2.30 Dinner, $1.00 : Ph. B. M. 758 sa. te COTTAGE 1 TEA ROOM Montgomery Ave. Bryn Mawr Luncheon Tea Dinner Special Parties. by Arrangement Guest Rooms Phone, Bryn Mawr 362 Be ee ee ee : Bryn Mawr Co-operative Society SILK STOCKINGS MENDED Typewriters to Rent BOOKS : BOOKS : BOOKS * SEWING oe Done by MRS. HOLTON . Merion Hal) Basement 1 9 A. M. to 5 P. M. Every Day ~ | the Old City Halt is. || Independence Hall group, and it gath- Fhe Pillar ®. of Salt The leaden sky arched low over the sodden hockey field as the Fighting Faculty went down in utter rout ‘to the Valiant Varsity Crew. The last camera man. snapped the teams in bat- tle array, the players adjusted their headgear. and the whistle. blew, and-the game was- on. “Ground sticks, ground sticks, ground sticks, shoot!” (Time out while this little manoeuver is elucidated.) At 1&st the circular sphere gets into play and rushed” on _ side, is instantly snapped up by a dashing White Wing (who plays inner). A brilliant ‘advance eulminates in a first purity is gone forever. Onward’ they! surge tg the circle, and with’a final gathering of.-energies the globe is rushed into the cage. The cheering section, in spite of a season’s training to the contrary, is surprised into a lusty “Gaudite vi omnia, | Plaudite Bryn Mawr Faculty.” The ball returns to the centre, ex- citement running high. Another bully and the desperate Varsity captures the leather apple and gathering momentum rush forward, only to be repulsed by the stalwart defen€e. Again and again they are rebuffed, but at last with a cagy, little dodge, the wing eludes her pursuers, and thé pill is swallowed up by the goal. Loud applause greets Dr. Schrader’s achievement. At this point the pomme de terre is replaced by: a new orb, glistening white, anda second street cleaner joins his fellow White Wing. A new fierce-" ness suffuses the Faculty, and Bryn Mawr’s valiant fullback falls before however, and the game is resumed. noble struggle under the very shadow of the goal posts and andther score is chalked up to Bryn Mawr. _ Fiercely the battle rages (particularly on the Pright wing), and Varsity piles up ‘its score. When the ze nS has become fala: tinct in the ‘gathering dusk, the whistle blows and the game is over. As the final cheers die away, a dejected Faculty rounds up its shattered weap- ons. and departs for tea. We showed this article to Cissy for her O. K. and she was thrilled by signs of Faculty-Student competition. She saw in the idea a vista of future im- provement for the Faculty. In -fact, on this impulse she has persuaded Lot’s Wife to work on a little sched- ule which will be ready after Thanks- giving. The idea.is to open the classes in body mechanics, mental hygiene, and diction to those of the Faculty who need them most. ment is shown, they will be allowed to) compete with the undergraduates at large at the end of the season. ry INDEPENDENCE HALL Continued from Page One one side, a lantern above. There-are only a few groups, and they succeed remarkably in bringing a unity of im- pression to the visitor. ers up the odds and ends of history. There is a model of old Christ Church and a part of the pew of George Wash- ington; there is a room of ship~ and stage coach models; and there is a fine Indian room where beads, scalps, tom-toms, and Indian tools appeal vividly to. the imagination. And finally, be sure to see the collection of scientific instruments and Benjamin Franklin’s insulating ,stool with its short glass legs. . If you~ have had. time to persist through it, all, or, better still, if you have. been interested to return again and wander at leisure, you cannot avoid catching some of the spirit which .|the Independence Hall group sym- bolizeg. You will be able to see more vivid the days when the Liberty Bell rang out to Congress, and. be-wigged and «b€-powdered gentlemen. stepped from their gallant coaches. You will be able to follow them within the doors to Halls’ where; against the clean beauty of white paneled walls,. they, down for the Faculty, and its virginal| *- the attack. She is- picked -up— by it, | The line wavers and breaks, and Var-| sity again drives down the field. Af. 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