oe shen ~ ; ‘ aa a f eo ww Y = * ° : Sheets tt : a P : ¥ " Per - o® » < ’ 2 ie ‘ ‘Sage aon . no ~ x oc vi : ¢ iG % Ba : si : y “) *” ‘ , é : ‘ a ae i Gi pe aie ace: ; : a eee oz re 4 e ; : othe ee : %. es ay ha ‘ mined oP haggis: ——. ni 4 ° 2 ¥ 2 & ; ‘ : ? e- ‘ 5 Y ‘ pea: “ » . : oy fees oy : ‘ ) a : : 2 , 4 ‘ : | ) ‘s : » : ¢ : : ‘ B * “a : m ¢ a ; \a ‘ a 7 . * . = & = = 4 ve J we . ¥ : r i * eg v ! VOL. XIII. No. 26. a BRYN MAWR (AND WAYNE), PA., WEDNESDAY, MAY 18, 1927 PRICE, 10 CENTS { ie 2 . . ; : 5 | DR. DIEZ REVIEWS ~ igor RSI A. Bruere and R. Wills to RSITY WRESTS Please Answer Pleas | ART EXHIBITION H d A h l e A e °. HARD VIC I ORY There js still time to sign up to ae ‘ eac ee t ; etic ssociation go to Bates» House this, summer. S , 28, has been elected President of the Athletic Associa- Off E. i is e uggests Thera Art ye ee ice Bruere c and the committee is eagerly wel Sihiaete Native tion for next year. Miss Bruere has been on the Athletic. Bo&rd ‘since Palache crs, citing awaiting an ‘opportunity to eh . < jects her Freshygan’ year, and last year served as Vice-President. She has _ Match—Swan’ s Consist- /* your name to- its listtygIf you can ay to merica. gt on the Varsity hockey, basketball, and, water-polo teams. ency Wins Long Game. go please seeM. Gaillard, ’28, Pem : iss Bruere has.won the right to wear a yellow ‘blazer. The blazer system, —_—— W ‘mo ; est. Workggs are most ‘needed INDIVIDUALS A ARE GOOD | recently established, may be largely credited ta Miss Bruere, who worked out RAIN IS NO HINDRANCE during the ta Wve in June and shatiscteiccat the details with the utmost efficiency. eligs ° the beginning of July. The house ‘ fab cok pas to ig art ali of Rebecca Wills, 29, was élected Vice-President. She has been swim- Bryn Mawr’s tetinis team, “though is to be under the management of Li da / patie ea sion of their ex- ming captain and‘gym captain for her class and played on the Varsity crippled by the absence of both Miss Belle’ Boone Beard, graduate hibitiqn, y Dr. E. Diez.) 1 hockey team. . : Me Slingluff and—Miss Pitney, was able. to ‘student, with B. Howe, ’24, as _ As you. wish to know my opinion about » Helen Louise Taylor, ’30, was elected Secretary, and Carla Swan, wrest a difficult victory from German- medical supervisor. your exhibition, I should first like to say '29, Treasurer. The Sophomore member is to be Louise Littlehale, ’30, .| [town Cricket Club on Wednesday after- Save your old clothes for the something in general about the study of ‘ . noon, May 11, winning four matches out junk committee! At the end of . art. No doubt, what is learned depends ‘ : of seven from the invaders. the, year they will send a box to greatly on the teacher, but, on the other PLANS FOR FIN AL F enwick Explains Wilson _ Germantown’s star player, Mus. W. P. Dr. Grenfell in Labrador. Help fill nan d, sometimes the teacher oe Sere WEEK ANNOUNCED and Foundation Prize Newhall, whose. left-handed serve is one it with warm, ; usefy] clothes. tain sense dependent on the pupils. The Wilson Fourdation: an endowment of the most, redoubtable ever seen on a Books and magazines, however out Mr. Young apparently worked with suc- created by voluntary gifts febis satis court, defeated Frances Bethel, ’28, 6-1, of date, will be welcome also. ~ in rtp: your individual pre-| Alumnae Reunions, Athletic all over the United States was discussed |°=" While Mrs, Newhall was distinctly} |- Take your contributions to any ilections for the various branches of art, Events and Ceremonies by Dr. Fenwick jin chapel Friday morn- the better player ,it must be admitted that member of the junk committee or It is only the question, whether in the Miss Bethel was somewhat off her notify D. Cross and they will be : f : : to Take Place ing, May’ 13. The interest from the en- : : fie eed cua wee, le? Asean caged dowment is used for a prize to men and |84™°> sind one been playing as she has at poeple eadcal ve ahah “s ie C t897 IS COMING BACK | women between the ages of 20 aid 35 for other times this season, the score -would oe’ che oly “ . Bese the best essay written on the subject : certainly have been much less one-sided. SENIORS SOAK - “4 till , a ni a rei This spring marks the twenty-fifth re-]“What Woodrow Wilson means to me.” oii Moe ryieres Mrs. Newhall’s unerring : ic hen - -~ si va ae raga union of the class of 1902 and the thir-| The prize, of $25,000 each is given to placing had her beaten before she hide SINGING F RESHMEN acne a oan - sistas mgr fe tieth -of 1897. Festivities of all sorts,|the man and woman who submit ‘the st find her — It ag : miter | % : : hi : «“ vals but not énough to stop the playing. : : tex waste Ur Goan deike tha it. for both graduating class and those re-| best essays on this subject. ‘The reason x 8 P vere ry ae and Fighting Make vinabillta BE Avavedia trom the nude. as turning for reunion, include several re-|for such, a discrimination,” said Dr. Fen- Right Couple for Doubles. 1930’s Freshman Night ‘ igen Rie cite ict acu Tt ites ceptions at the home of Miss M. Carey| wick, “is because it is humiliating for a] By far. the most exciting match ~ was Ss 8 ca aah : coe Aaa: : aes Thomas, and a tea followed by inspec-|man to be beaten by a woman.” ‘The|that between Miss Palache, ’28, and Mrs. a uccess shail: Seana: heel a His be ihe rae tion of Goodhart Hall. The headquar-|essay must be only twenty-five hundred | Wallace Brown. The two were so CLOCK STOPS AGAIN oe ae in stele bale al hs ge hapa ters for the classes holding reunions are:|words in length; too $hort, therefore, to evenly matched that every point was a well understood, Leonardo and Pines 1897, in Pembroke’ West, managed by|enlarge upon any definite ideas. It can- battle, and almost every game a deuce Taylor clock was again forced to stop eactioed like ‘hat hut is aaeaten He Mary Campbell; 1902 will be in Merion;|not be a biography, but merely an inter- eae Mrs. Brown, however, starting in its course, so surprised was it at the Ai cai ‘chia Audre dein bor 1908 in Pembroke East, and 1909 and|pretation and explanation of what Wood-’ with a rush, took four games before doings of the Freshmen on vey eve- dimhinn Se tas ta hi art) | 1910 in Denbigh; 1911 in Pembroke|tow Wilson’s principles mean to you. Miss Palache took one. Then the latter ning, May 13, is of fundamental importance for begin- West; 1925, under the management of| The purpose of great men in the prog- rarnes poe evened the ea Mrs. ‘Activities. began about supper time, ners. Behind this old international art Caroline Remak, will be in Pembroke|ress of the world is to give directions Brown, east ie Se ildly, gave Miss Palache when the Freshen “(for it was” their academy ‘practice too, lies the anthropo- East, and 1926, under Winifred Dodd, in}to the oncoming generation. Wilson’s the next -gamean nd by a heroic struggle NIGHT) took possession of the Senior centric poli of view, Wild we took aver Wyndham. Helen Rice, ’23, will be Man-|principles were not wholly original, but me latter won the’ set, after a deuce game tables in almost every hall appearing in ftom the old Southern: cultures. though | 28° of Games. he was endowed with a marvelous pitt tee e least ages see ee gowns and pajamas. After supper, Senior it has nothing to do with the innermost The program for commencement week|0f writing and keen interpretation. When ee Pee :. ees i ‘a singing was the center of attraction; : : : ae ‘ Palache came within a point of win- , aims of our Northern culture, so far as|is as follows: e went over to the peace conference at |”: ; ; : from. Taylor steps, the Freshmen sang a : f oo Versaill : ning, and twice the indomitable Brown : ae oe ; : it is indigenous. ? The Deanery Garden will be lighted| ¥ °'S@¢S ne: discovered "that we, as a saved the game. But the third time their’ parodies, all quite according to tradi- * ~ Landscape Practice Essential. every night, weather permitting, from country, were more’ aloof and “more de- after a long rally Mrs. Brown’s ball tion, until a subdued stirring was noticed The adequate expression ,for Northern feelings in drawing and painting is the landscape. The German peoples had no Raffael_ and no Michelangelo, But the Italians had no Altdorfer, Durer, Ruysdal or Rembrandt. Therefore landscape drawing and painting should be taught in every art school first of all, But landscape painting too needs its ‘ methods of training. It should not be begun with complexes, but with the ele- ments, with the trunks, the branches and the leaves. Those of you, who attended my classes of Far Eastern art will guess what I mean. If I had brought one of you, who are going to practice art to the “leaf,” it would be more satisfying for me, than all the names and dates, which you deliver me in your quizes as a proof of your knowledge of the subject. Names and dates are not much more then means _ of understanding a certain historical sub- ject, but the essential value lies behind them. And the essential value of old } Chinese painting lies for us in learning from them by studying their method, as they have been the only people in the history of art with a perfect method of \s landscape drawing. This is one of the many ways in which : we can learn from one of the old Oriental ) cultures and perhaps the most useful and striking one. I am not going to deal b with this method in this letter. Permit me only to quote a sentence from Petruc- ft! - ¢i’s French translation of the “Kiai-tseu- yuan-koua-tchouan,” the great encyclo- pedia of Chinese painting (which some of you know, and which you can look ' through in our Art-Seminary). There CONTINUBD ON PAGE 5...” Prize Offered Collegians Prize has. been offered by Albert and Charles Boni for the best essay by a college student on “Springboard” by Robert Wolf. The New York Times in reviewing this novel called it “The best college novel yet written by an American.” The essay can be either a _. an affirmation or a denial of this state- ment. ‘It should be -not longer than |. 3000 words and must be sent, marked | Boring ite me: Soran to ALS wood Broun will. A tite ei the si a em a 8.30-11.00 o’clock. Saturday, May 28th 3.00 P. M.—Water polo practice. 3.30-6.30—P. MM. President_Emeritus Thomas at home at the Dean- ery, very informally. (Tea to be served in the garden.) 4.30 P. M.—Basketball practice. 6.30 P.. M—Class Suppers— 1908—College inn. 1926—Wyndham Garden, 8.00 P. M.—Class Suppers— 1902—Radnor 1909—Denbigh. 1911—Merion 1925—Rockefeller. Sunday, May 29th Emeritus Thomas at home 10.00-12.00 A. M.; 3.00-6.30 P. M. (Tea served in the garden), and 8.30-11.00 P. M. in the Deanery sitting room. 5.30 P. M—Memorial service for Alice Day Jackson, 1902, -Leila Houghteling, 1911, and Ka- trina Ely Tiffany, 1897, in the Cloisters. Speaker from each of these classes. 6.30 P. M.—Supper served in Wynd- ham for 1897. 8.00 P. M.—Baccalaureate the gymnasium. The Rev. Hanry Pitney Van Dusen, D.D.\ Professor at Union Theological Seminary, New York. Admission by ticket only; -. * Monday, May 30th—Alumnae Day 10.00 A. —Alumnae procession in. cos- _. tume. 10.80 A. M—Alumnae vs. Varsity bas- ketball game. — Scholarships committee meeting with local chairman in Denbigh. | ‘ 4.00 P. M.—Tea in honor of Mr. Ar- thur I. Meigs of (Mellor, Meigs and Howe, architects of Goodhart Hall), in Rocke- ~ feller Halll, followed by ~in=" spection of Goodhart Hall. 7.00 P. M.—Alumnae supper in gym- . ag 3 Theresa Helburn, Paes dinéctor of bel President ” sermon in 2200'S. ig Fes ecnatieas ON. PAGE ey Sy agitmeene malig ) R-€ | for 1929, and L. Littlehale for 1930. tached. from the difficulties in which other countries found themselves involved. For this reason it’ became necessary for him to make innumerable compromises which made this country feel that his ideals could never accomplish a purpose. It cannot be definitely stated of his greatest achievement, the League of Na- tions, whether or not it will survive. At any rate, the address in which he voiced his cherished hopes for its rapid promo- tion in world importance marks a turning point in modern history. Science Club Picnic Triumphs Over Showers Amid lowering skies and gloomy prophecies from Dalton soothsayer, the Science Club started out on its famous annual picnic. In spite of imminent showers, with no adequate and recom- pensing hope of May flowers; spirits were blithe and attendance heavy. Never did we realize before quite what an interest in science the college had. We noted people who had majored in Chemistry,” others who had taken Biology for a week (up to the angle worm to be exact), and still others who were planning to take geology next year. happy gathering, indeed. The Science Club settled down in a.lush pasture not far from the camipus. Ascetic professors rolled up their sleeves and chopped down trees to feed the fire, sweet and girlish students threaded hot dogs on willow withes, all was contentment, even bliss! Even the gods smiled. It did not rain, neither did it pour. After refreshments were partaken of, the less-gorged entered into a baseball game. After two and one- half ecstatic innings with no particular termination, both teams simultaneously disintegrated and sang sentimental songs until the moon rose from behind the dark trees. ° Lacrosse Captains Elected The lacrosse captains for next year will be M. Fowler for 1928 (who won A democratic and}. went outside, and thé match was a vic- tory for Miss Palache and Bryn Mawr. Miss Palache’s game is a good deal better than her form, which is cramped and lacks freedom. But her serve is strong and steady. Another epic contest, even longer, took place between Carla Swan, ’29, and Miss Gladys Cortwright, of Germantown. Even to read the score, 5-6, 8-6, 7-5, is exhausting, and the match itself was a gruelling one, during which Miss Swan remained calm and unruffled,- although at one time Miss Cortwright seemed likely to win. The latter played continually to Miss Swan’s backhand, avoiding the strong drive which is the best feature of her game. Both parties showed good form without great speed, but consider- able accuracy. A swifter game, but less successful for Bryn Mawr was that between Olivia Stokes, 30, and Miss Agnes Bergen. Miss Stoke’s game was erratic, and she showed a tendency to put her returns into the net; she has a strong stroke, however, and plays intelligently. But Miss Ber- gen’s speed and steadiness was too much for her, and she was defeated, 6-4, 6-2. Mary Hand, ’27, defeated Miss Leslie Hawes, of, Germantown, without much difficulty. The first set was 6-1, and the second 6-4, more because it was too CONTINUED ON PAGE 6 Model School. Children. Sing Original Songs On Wednesday morning, May 11, the children of the first, second and third grades of the Thorne School entertained the delighted college with songs, some of them original. Class One and Two sang little. nursery rhymes and one French song, the chorus being led by one of their own numbers. Class Three then proceeded to ‘sing, with appropriate gestures, original songs, some of them to original tunes. Each child stood up and with surprisingly little among the Seniors. Incensed by the dis- covery of Limburger cheese and garlic in their pillow cases, their mattresses, and (we hesitate to reveal it), in their hair brushes, certain Seniors disappeared in- side of Taylor. would crash through the door to the steps, from behind; but, no, some time passed without a sign from the missing Seniors. Just when they had almost been forgotten, a window in the tower flew open, and a bucket of water de- scended on the heads of the unsuspecting Freshmen below; this was followed by another, and another until the less agile, or the more defiant, were soaked to the skin. Some Freshmen felt that this should be stopped, so they ascended to the tower room, where heads. of strug- gling rivals could be seen from time to time. , After all the Seniors had been routed, it is rumored that as protection, the Freshmen tied one Senior across the trapdoor in such a way that if any one tried to lift it, she would be quietly strangled. . After this dramatic occurence, parodies were sung again, and all seemed very mild. The best parodies were those to “Unk, Unk said Little Mr. Bull Frog,” “When Betsey was young” and “Like the Wind.” ‘The words to the first might be called “the serf’s report to her mis- tress;” after a very dutifufl list of the things she has done, the serf expresses her feelings, in the line “Thank God, uh huh, the day is through.” Betsey, at col- lege, discovers that “Senior’s smiles are like china rare, always bestowed with the greatest of care.” ' Senior singing ended péacefully enough; some may have been disap- pointed that there was no fight on the steps, but the water hurling episode was ample compensation, The campus was a model of orderliness (if one overlooks the strings of tooth brushes and combs festooned here and there, and the pajamas swaying gently from a tree), until 10 o'clock. Just as the bell began to ring, a loud report was heard from the cloisters, It was expected that they” \ - 1928 Elects 1928 has elected M. Coss: unanimously for Senior Song Mistress, and J. Young foe undergraduate” ‘fepresentative . to an ae: meeting in —* Va., ndxt| pe fall.” Ss embarrassment .told the name and ex- plained the subject of her song; fhen, turning, led the whole class in singing. The lays were short and rather incom- sequential, but delightful and whimsical, . most od oe about. the. and terrified figures rushed from the library. Soon shots were heard on every - side, and the bolder remained to discover that they were giant firecrackers. These were followed by an exhibition of Roman candles on Merion green, after which the ‘ eee me 2 pets. in’ 1914) OF te iter weekly durihg the Collége Year the sony ee of Bryfi Mawr College at the ° Iding, . Pa., and Bryn awr Satete . yne, a Editor-in-Chief CORNELIA B. ROSE, '28 4 eae) _- Censor r H. F. McKELVEY, '28 . Editor : E. H. LINN, '29 ’ Assistant Editors Cc. R. M. SMITH, '28 E. K. BALCH, ’29__.. RICE, *30 GRACE, 29 a : :« Business Manager - , P. W.. McELWAIN, '28 "> Subscription Manag E. R. JONES, '2 . Assistants : M. 8. GAILLARD, "28 : J. BARTH, CROSS, '29 M. PETTIT, o PAGE, ‘30 Subscription, $2.50 Malling Price, $3.00 SUBSCRIPTIONS MAY BEGIN AT ANY’ TIME ase ‘Pe, oe matter ‘at os FLATTERING THE FASCISTS Fascism, the child of Musso- lini’s heart, is undoubtedly a movement whose merits will fur- - nish table talk for long years to come; that Fascism, however, or Mussolini himself, should suffer the degradation of a law court trial, on the technicality that their names have been accounted deep insults, is quite another matter. This happened recently in Bel- gium, when an unfortunate tenant called his janitor a Mussolini, in _ a Most unflattering way; a police official claimed that this was a criminal offense, but fortunately for international relations, a tact- ful and peacefully inclined higher court construed the term as being very complimentary. It is this kind of diplomacy that counts, and it is the sort of clever construction which, in the end, always makes for the most successful co-opera- tion and relations. THE CIRCLE OF THE GODLESS Students_jn the University of Wisconsin, about a month ago, or- ganized a “Circle of the Godless,” an_atheistic organization, and ap- plied for a charter in the Ameri- can Association for the Advance- ment of Atheism. Commenting on this, one of the dormitory publica- tions declared that “the thinking person will not, become alarmed over the atheists nor dny of their _actions. He will not fear for the future of civilization because a small group of your boys brazenly announce they. are atheists and proud of it.” The editor is un- oubtedly right. But if we are free from alarm, we at least may be allowed a little amusement. It is interesting to speculate what would be the activities of a circle ° 2 ne rogdiecc be so brazenly proud of its god- lessness. What pleasure can there Reese be in advancing atheism? e excuse for missionaries is that th ey are convinced that their con- verts will have a happy after-life, or be saved from the vengeance of God, But an atheist, if he is a real one, has -so little to offer ; _ surely it is a thankless task to go about -forbidding your neighbor * his feeble remnant of faith because you have lost yours altogether. — In the Nineteenth century it "was at least a sign of courage and originality to declare yourself an atheist. But now it is oe If Wisconsin students. are a embarking on war against r use the vid methods o The Colleg e Nie 6 § |are rapidly growing worse. Communications (The . _Niws is mot responsible for opinions expressed in this column.)' T6 thé Editor of the Conrxce News: In working for the Alumnae Associa- tion a few years ago I was much im- pressed by the good manners of the students, and the deference paid by the lower classmen to the upper classmen. I felt at the time it was*very wholesome training; and certainly the student body is far less attractive. now than then. ae ie) Now this is entirely gone. The way ins which the present fresh- men criticize the wardens, the dean and the faculty, is Roniepieh te freshman who says she finds “no intel- lectual group” in college needs a spank- hing. The general Sppearance of. the student body’ is quite as neat if not neater than it used to be. But now there jis no feeling for keeping the dignity of the academic buildings. I will forbear to catalogue the disgraceful costumes I myself have noticed in Taylor and in the Library, | of the present lack of respect for tradi- I also disapprove very much tions. The Senior steps rule, the singing of the old college songs—these are abso- lutely disregarded as are many of the other old customs. A large part of tthe college—upper as well as lower classmen—is radically op- posed to enforcing freshmen rules. Their objection. is that, “freshmen rules are collegiate and childish.” It seems to me that this bored and aloof attitude, this devastating fear of being collegiate, is far more childish than are freshmen rules. This year’s freshmen class is in- excusably bad-mannered. step shoyld certainly be taken before these freshmen become juniors and have the management’ aff discipline of the Some drastic incoming class in their hands. Conditions Next year’s junior class should do something to put freshmen back to their traditional plane. The disintegration of college spirit has proceeded too far. This letter is not intended as a docu- ment of interference. It is merely the view of an interested outsider who can perhaps see conditions better than those who are inside. Sincerely, , : An ALUMNA. a To the Editor of the Conieck News: Apropos of the subject of required athletics, it’ Seéms to me that there are two main reasons for the delinquency in signing up, besides that of mere laziness. which should not be allowed to count. One is a general feeling. against the idea of required athletics at all. Many stu- ‘dents declare that it is not the exercise they object to, but the fact that they are doing it for their “four periods,” and be-| to take care of themselves. If exercise were forbidden, it would immediately be- come popular; if it were left to the in- dividual’s discretion, probably as many people would take exercise as are doing ties have decided, doubtless correctly. that exercise is essential to the health of the student, and that she will not take the proper amount if left to herself, there must be some satisfactory way of seeing that she does it. ee Perhaps this can be done by removing or modifying the second objection. That is the inflexibility of the distinction be- tween general and regular athletics. ff a student enjoyed, say, tenriis, walking, hockey and coasting, all pretty strenuous forms of athletics, and had no time—for the college days are crowded—to fit in less interesting gym, I see no reason why she should not be allowed to register all four as her required exercise. If a stu- dent plays a good game of tennis,, why should she have to live through a winter team? If this line were removed, I should think that participation in games would "| be more spontaneous, and all kinds of ex- Jercise more willingly | indulged in; and Sel very large part of ve with the system would disappear. x After a while she heard a bell, and leaped | while the roll was called. ing treated as if they were still too young}. The Pillar — of Salt 7 7 We ri of only one convincing argument against sleeping in a foreign hall and’ that is the number of fire drills: at lets you in for. We know of a girl who spent the night in Radnor, having been warned that there would be a fire drill at seven A. M., she. woke up early and waited patieftly for the bell. and from her borrowed bed, rushed down- stairs, there to find herself alorie with the mice and the insects. She went from front “Save me, save me,” but she found no other soul stirring. At last she went back to bed, still mystified, until she looked out the window and saw a typical fire drill crowd gather in front of Merion. Hardly had she fallen asleep when the Radnor fire drill really took place. Down- stairs again she ran, and took her place And then her feelings were really hurt, because they didn’t call her name, and she might have been burned to a cinder for all her trou- ble. But my story is not yet finished. Pembroke, and what was her horror at finding a fire drill scheduled for 11.30 P..M.! Three fire drills in less than eighteen hours, and each of a different hall, is a record worth while. David, a mule, Loved Helen, a horse, She was refined, But he was coarse. She was gentry, Too high to love, But he couldn’t forget her, - for anoth., : With Helen ahead, Like as not, David would burst Into a trot. But she admired him Not at all, So David-hung-him In his stall. F, H. 'B, “Some By-Laws and Things,” *written by Mr. Gillette (Note: these were writ- ten by the famous actor, for a girl who graduated from Bryn Mawr some time ago; they were recently discovered, and handed on to us). 1. If you must think, do it as quietly as possible, 2. Never insist on having your own way., Just have it, and let the matter drop. 3. Be very much as you ‘are—other people will attend to the business of be- ing something else. 4. Try not to think before you nile If you do, you won’t speak—and how horrid that would be! | §.- Be generous before-you are just— otherwise you will never be generous sate all. 6,:Try not to have tar ne are distressing, at least to others. 7. Don’t try to make a mark in the world. It’s a.lot of work—and the mark won't show. 8. Endeavor to like each other—but if you can’t, don’t. 9, Be economical to the last. In- stead of making new resolutions see if you can’t break the old ones a while longer. . 10. If you wish to keep yourselves as near alive as possible—if you have a de- sire to be a joy forever—(or. as near forever as they come)—if you prefer not to. be a whole lot of unpleasant and un- comfortable things, don’t learn too much. ©-lof regular, indoor exercise to-be-on %a}- ‘Draw the line somewhere: How would it} versity.It-is~thought that this cruise be to stop right here while dep think of it? K * } Never count your chickens 1 io. weeks’ engagenient ® well* worth .at rand 21. door to back door, crying pathetically | , That same girl spent the next night inj- ‘Inoon, June 24, the college students will . Theatres - Broad—Le Gallienne’s Repertory, fora least one visit. Walnut—Morgan Farley in An Amer- ican Tragedy, a powerful dramatization of the noyel. Chestnut—C herry Blossoms, an Orient- al musical comedy with Romberg music. Lyric—My Maryland, another Rom- berg score in its ‘seventeenth week: Coming Broad—On Approval; opens May 30. V4 Gafrick—Talk About Girls; opens May 23. Academy of Music—Jolanthe, to be given by the Savoy Company on May 20 Movies : Fox—Screen ‘adaptation of. the wise- cracking and raucously amusing Js Zat So?” : Fox-Locust—What Price Glory con- tinues extremely and deservedly popular. Aldine—Syd Chaplin in The Better ‘Ole, with new Vitaphone demonstra- tions. , Stanley—Harry Langdon’s _Iatest, Long Pants; Cliff Edwards is also on this program. Stanton—Cabaret, with Gilda Gray to prove that there is a gay night life. Arcadia—The Whilrwind of Youth, adapted from Gibbs’ Soundings. Coming Stanley—The Love of Sunya;. opens May 23. Fox—Three Hours; opens May 23. Industrial Conference to Be Held in June College students throughout the coun- try are showing a marked interest in the June Conference of the Intercollegiate Department of the League for Industrial Democracy, which will be held at Camp Tamiment, near Stroudsburg, Pa., from Thursday, June 2%, to Sunday, June 26, 1927. The conference will be given over to various angles of our present-day “Pros- perity,” and to a discussion of the de- velopment of social thinking in our uni- versities during the past few years. The first days of the conference will be devoted to the extent, distribution and continuance of our so-called prosperity, to economic imperialism and _ prosperity, and to “sore spots” in our present economic situation; particularly in agri- culture and mining. The second portion will deal with constructive trade union, political and educational programs based on present-day conditions, also with the psychological wants of the workers which are not satisfied even with the possession of a “full dinner pail.” On Friday after- hold a session devoted to social thinking in our universities. They will also meet throughout the conference for informal discussions. On Saturday evening the students and others will present four skits dealing with contemporary social life. The afternoons will be given over to recreation—boating, canoeing, swimming, tennis and walking. A special charge of $2.50 a day for board and lodgings will be made for col- ~—who,- ~in—May,—1927,—are undergraduates. Those interested should communicate at their earliest convenience with Harry W. Laidler, Chairman Conference Com- mittee, League f r Industrial Democracy, 70 Fifth avenue, “New York sii News from Other Colleges No Women on University Cruise New, York—Women will ‘be barred from participation in the second an- nual college cruise around the world, it has been announced here by the Uni- versity Travel Association. The main reasons for the decision are that there have been too many courtships on the trip taken this year, and that foreign countries, unused to co-education, attrip- ute a wrong attitude to the floating uni- may be followed by one for girls only.— “i Collegian (University of ao: ~~ Until you cross the bridge; A needle in the’h i : e © ® 4 6 Semen: pats sis ie de - ° Le wy & one | : ga ae ‘ a ey? Ne e P ; e i < i ‘ > €, THE. COLLEGE «NE Wipe oy St oe ies een tata od. Soe ninmpiiienianncneen = 2 - arr » ’ ic ‘ : pau ‘ ' pay Se 4 In Philadelphia ~ . Among New Books Marco Millions—Eugene O’Neill. ‘(Boni and Liveright.) During the past year a rather different path of interest ‘has been opened up by fields, until this last satiric spurt, have been quite varied in nature.: John Ersk- ine, professor at Columbia, begame, father of the movement when he Sublished his Helen of Troy, and followed it up, last fall, with Galahad; Robert Sherwood, editor of Life's movie department, carried it a step farther along its development in: his dramatic treatment of Hannibal in the Road to Rome, and now none gather than the pessimistic and virile. O’Neill cotnes forward wi th his’: Marco Millions. Perhaps all this very human satire comes as a kind of reaction from the almost hopeless realism of modern life ag pre- sented by such writers asgSinclair Lewis ; perhaps, on the other hand, it is the re- suit of a modern’s distaste for contemp- orary society's claim to world progress. At any rate, the movement whereof we speak is simply a very realistic treatment the reader is constantly reminded, with a startling twist of the satiric genius, of the fact that human nature is much the same as ever, and that, no matter what our progress be, the situations in which man finds himself throughout the ages do not change. : Nickname for Marco Polo Marco Millions is the first of O’Neill’s long plays to be published before pro- duction (we understand that it is’ to be presented, next season, by the Theater Guild), and “lovers of O’Neill are privi- leged to enojy a special performance, or dress rehearsal, so to speak, of a play by the greatest: American dramatist.” Marco Polo, nicknamed: “II Milione,” is pictured as a Babbitt, of the thirteenth century, a’ financial mind in the body of a young galant, surrounded’ by all the beauty of the world, by the wisdom of the great ruler, Kubla Khan, by the hopeless love of the royal Kukachin, and by the millions of the eastern wealth and luxury. O’Neill excuses his shattering of the popularly romantic figure by claiming that he merely attempts “to render poetic justice to one long famous as a traveler;” though Marco told only the facts in his well known book, he has become “unjustly world-renowned as‘a liar. This has moved me=to an indig- nant crusade between the lines of his book, in order to whitewash the good soul of that maligned Venetian, the man of brass tacks.” Satire on American Life believe, has a far more material end in view than the one cited above, and it is to be seen in the glaring sarcasm so obviously directed upon contemporary American life. In.his prologue, first of all, we find an amusing and fairly con- vincing presentation of the relative value of religions of the east as compared with Christianity, the playwright states the facts—the conclusions shatter the audience’s superior illusions. In the epilogue, secondly, Marco Polo, in thir- teenth century Venetian dress, rises with the audience, and steps into. his own is O’Neill’s truly original way of bring- ing home his point! The third most evi- dent slap upon the contemporary wrist is the. effect of Marco’s efficiency methods upon the lovable and wonderfully wise Khan, and upon Chu-Yin, his adviser. The following report of conditions in Yang-Chau, of which township Marco has been made Mayor, serves well as illustration—“Marco has made an active Mayor. tition for mercy you have received from its inhabitants, is the most governed of all your cities. I talked recently with a poet who had fled from there in horror. Yang-Chau used to have a soul, he said. Now it has a brand new Court House.: And another, a man of wide culture. told me our Christian: Mayor is exterminating our pleasures and rats as. if they were twin breeds of vermin.” Again, O’Neilt the appearance of our Hero, “His regular, good-looking, well-groomed face is care- ‘| fully arranged into the grave responsi- ble expression of a Senator from the of the. United States df America a an amendment |to the Yang-Chau, according to the pe- | speaks for himself, rather delightfully, on — % three of America’s writers, men whose . of very romantic subjects of the past, and % However, O’Neill’s purpose, we rather Himousine-at-the-door “of the theater:here-——— - eo a 4.30 P, M.—Alumnae PROGRAM: CONTINUED FROM PAGE » Park and other “alumnae. * (Tiekets, $2.25; must be re- served in ‘advance. ) Tuesday, May 31st 4 10.00 A. M.—Alumnae tennis tourna- ment. 3.00-6.30 P. M. — President Emeritus Thomas at home. (Tea served served in the ogarden.) Varsity VS. in water polo game. 8.00 P. M—Class supper— 1910—Denbigh, 8.00 P. M.—Play from the “Arabian ‘ - Nights” and. dancing by the pupils of the ‘Thorne School in the Pagoda Theater, Tick- ets, $1.00. 8.30-11.00 P. M. — President Emeritus |’ Thomas at home (in the Deanery sitting room). ' 9.00 P. M—Senior boffire, lower ath- letic field. Wednesday, June Ist 10.00 A. M.—Alumnae vs, Varsity tennis matches. Pikaldiat Emeritus Thomas at home |cases, 23 articles of jewelry, a guinea . 1928 won. the ‘second ‘team archery meet by a score of 151-653. 1930 was a very close second with *1349-653, the number of arrows on the taigets gave first. place to the Juniors. M. Yung- Kwai of 1930 made the highest score of tthe meet, 51-279, the second highest be- ing that of R. Burr, 1928, 42- 204 ' The teams were: 28: J. Young, M. Barrett, H. Hook, P. Burr, 729; Gates. 30: M., Yung-Kwai, P; Wiegand, lL. Littlehale, C. Cole. C. Rea, M.. Grace, M: Park, A, News From Other Colleges The following articles were gleaned in one month of 1926 from Atlanta, Ga., street cars: 420 uimbrellas, 3 lobsters, 6 live’ chickens, a glass eye, 187 bundles, 149 pairs of gloves, 87 purses, a quart of oysters, 28 pairs of glasses, 26 suit pig, 4 sets of false teeth, a string of garlic, a pair of brass knuckles, one baby boy and a Chinese orchid—The Labor Journal, Everett, Wash. e LHE €Oi4u vk NEWS '28 Wins Second Team Archery . vr ones a : ‘Colleges Would Bar Great Men A professor at Princeton has recently declared that*“Lincoln, Jefferson, Frank- lin and Cleveland would never have re- ceived ‘degrees from modern American}? universities. The present-day aim of col- leges is to stratify students.” College en- trance examinataions, according to .this professor, are matle for’ the student with a good memory and the “quick ready-to- wear-served-hot-with-mustard, type of mind. True institutions of learning should send forth many men and women into. every walk of life from’ acting: to zoo keepingx—New York Times. Higher Education Increased in 1926 The Boston Transcript has published its annual survey of 86 typical colleges and universities. Enrollments per capita of. population, are steadily increasing. Thirteen out of every 10,000. persons go to college in France; 15 out of every 10,000 in Great Britain, and 60 out of every 10,000 in the United States. The total enrollment of the 86 specimen col- leges was 253,630 full-time students in 1925, and 265,564 in 1926. The fact that about 4 per cent. of all United States col- legés enroll about 40 per cent. of the students shows that higher education tends to become centralized—Campus Collegian University of Toledo.) ’- “ 2 ot : % Cal Colleges Have Police Departments Oberlin, O., (1.P.).—At least two uni- versities in the country have their own police departments. : Penn State has a fully organized and uniformed police force of its own. Prev- ious to October 1, 1926, the college had only a watchman to look after its stu- dents. and buildings, but on that date ‘the police force was organized and has been doing efficient. work ever since under the direction of Chief C. A. Zarger. Ohio State University has its own traffic court, and the judge is none other than President George W. Rightmire, ‘who sits in daily Court for those who have violated traffic .rules the campus.— Stanford Daily, on Colleges Want Reform Both the Harvard Alumni Bulletin and the Yale -Alumni Weekly have com- mended the plan for football reform put forth’ recently by President Hopkins, of Dartmouth University. The Bulletin has this to say: “The fact that other forms of sport now depend on football earnings should not stand in the way of substantial cor- ln Wit na SOAR a NN rections in the game if they are greatly needed. If: men who are competent 1 pass judgment. on the situation as a whole. are. convinced that football has become 6r soon will be a real menace -° to education in the American college, gate receipts. must not be permitted to block the way to : better things.” —Stanford Daily. Roller Skating at Minnesota Roller skating will be the pastime for University of Minnesota students, if the present craze for skating remains at the campus, A number of sororities have taken it up. The fraternities, however, will not admit in the least that they are in any way connected with the movement, They ? claim that it is beyond their dignity, The trials are severe for the young * ladies according to the Minnesota daily publication, since many of the sBtority sisters have difficulty with head and foot co-ordination, The popular time for skating seems to be after dark, and many fraternity men are seen carrying the roller skates home for their fair friends, Daily Nebraskan. * 40,00-12.00 A. M.; 3.00-6.30 P. M. (Tea served in the gar- eee — == ——— ——_—_—X—X—K—<—K<—<<€<___ den), and 8.30-11.00 P. M. in er th, the Deanery sitting room. e 4.00 7.00 P. M—Senior garden party. (Tickets, 75 cents. Must be , ‘\ reserved in advance.) *‘,e--LA ‘ERSKINB SIX'=SON ELEGANCE BST_S6ANS REPROCHE’’—L'AUTO, PARIS 8.15 P. M.—Senior singing on Taylor : i -e steps? : \/ Thursday, June 2d : 11.00 A. M.—Conferring of degrees. Speaker: Judge Learned : Hand, United States Circuit Judge, Southern District of New York. . Subject: “The Preservation of Personality.” 1.00 P. M.—Luncheon on Dalton Green. (Tickets, 75 cents. Must. be ais : reserved in advance.) : * 3,00-6.30 P. M. — President Emeritus ‘ Thomas at home at the Dean- eo ery (tea~ served in the -gar- hy den). a soe I C. A. and Undergrad ie Class Election Results > wat” 1928 has elected the following people . ‘ ‘to the committees of the Undergraduate Association : L ; ’ es ar ae Auditing Committee “ Pe ree err ne Empl t Se ] ; My beh ee fee Peopls *‘Hey, hey...sMart! Lots of good looks, trim lines, sophisticated aif see L. Haley & L. Holtander ~~... Poster plenty pep, too, I bet! ; ee ce lesen os “Right, but you're a bit late... she’s wearing a Deke pin now.” Be ik vhs cece Speakers Te URN assis cians Vocation *‘I mean the car, you ham—that new Erskine Coupe! The following people were elected ae 2 4. ee from ’28 to the committees of the eS ae : ohne Christian Association: r ‘net PRR AE LSE a * : ~ M. Hupfel.. -Religious~ Meetings Com. |- 2 fe M. Saunders '.........+.. Social Service UNE DAYS . - » Youth steps on the gas. A round ot ’ oo bon Sag ee Re aS Naa a golf... sailing, with rails awash... tennis... a We ME kis ccucecs venis Bates House a Meinerstib dip j in the duet ...aspin down the road at twilight... UW Me iis Publicity June nights ... white flannels... a dance at the . Sboreacshil veeees Grenfell ae Junk ) country club. A riot of music... white hot. The girl oe ee nye with the asbestos slippers ».. on with the dance. Then 1930 has elected members, to the under- graduate committees as follows: home—the way silvered with June moonlight—in your Ushetiig . cr. 2 E. Houck Erskine Sport. Coupe. ) anh eee aa i ne sR Dietrich, America’s peerless custom designer, has ae WENT isc ict ‘ inso s “ ; styled it with’ the sophisticated Parisian manner for . ( “ eo ———— 7.7 ne - America’s youth. Trimas.a-silk glove, yetatno-sachce—<—_--_______ + The following are the results of the co , of roominess . , . two in-the commodious lounge seat - ’ oa a oe fee = and two more in the rumble seat—just a foursome. 10ns : ® Oe yk E. Ufford, *29....Second Junior Member Youthful in its eager performance too. Rides any RB, Bigelaw, 0 cscs. Treasurer le road at sixty—smoothly as a drifting canoe. Goes . CN ee through traffic like a co-ed through her allowance. | MARCO MILLIONS . Opera Skyrockets up the steepest hill like a climbing pursuit el ‘plane. Stops in its own length, turns in its own shadow CONTINUED FROM PAGE 1 io: ae cae ee | and parks where you want to park. ter construct than were those other siesaay which becugit Tease to OME) 5 | | . Joyous June, All too short... lots of glorious living: however, it is far more pleasant, and . to be crowded into one month. Make the most of it— : “much less apt to leave the reader in af with an Erskine Coupe—the car that matches the re foggy and depressed frame of mind than spirit of Youth. boas 3 was The Great God Brown, As a mat- P a ter of fact, O’Neill seems to have found The Erskine Six Coupe, as illustrated, sells for $995 f ; : a new beauty of style which has pro- fo. b. factory, complete with front and rear bumpers and self- duced some really lovely lines of free : energizing 4-wheel brakes, ee 2 7 ¢ | verse; and, too, his whole attitude to- aS : : ; “a ward life and man is softened: his Kubla speaks words of eternal wisdom and \compassion. BS. 4 Jr ; Artful Freshmen Arrested he. > v. Seats z —Three of five fresh- a men at the University of Washington who were attempting to paint their class al THE LITTLE ARISTOCRAT oa numerals*on the roof of the stand at the 4 : ee athletic field were arrested; and two of on oe 3 anaes ee | 3 - them lodged in jail over night. ‘The oe are eed at re men were ——— pee they: L 3 ” = , q _— sit ahaa . _ : saiilaladan Ks ll * 7 re Sere eer oe as mm a ee ae ne afar Ree nye ’ + ey’ a ° ‘ qi . a ‘i . . 4 é 4 } ae E eae 4 . Hens (a é ‘ 2 . i. me Pie ay ce a babe 4 ag : ies ruse Pt 1 ae a ‘ Bad ‘ cra Soe . een * sun ng ——— 6 _ Wild ’27-'28 Game Marks’ Powers & Reynolds * End of Water Polo ‘MODERN DRUG STORE ‘ ‘ : : § < x oer : : : o ~ : ; : “ * 3 & : Py > On Thursday ’28 won fram ’27 by a 837 Lancaster Ave., Bryn Mawr ( score of 5-3 in a very fast closé game, H | Y Cl ”) Imported Perfumes : * one well befitting the close ofthe water |. i " t L | és polo season. Although 27 was playing OW our O es me CANDY SODA GIFTS : one short, they held the lead during the : : ghee . first half, starting off with a long distance] rae : - tos - BARBARA LEE , $ shot by Seeley. In the second half, de- O YOU know Oat is currently - as x spite the determination ‘and tenacity of ¢ : . re . the Seniors, the” speed and accuracy of worn by” well-turned-out men ‘in j ? 98 caused the game to turn quickly, and Fairfield : gave them the lead. Although Newbold - caught ball after ball, the strong shoot- ing ‘of Field and Tuttle’ could no i stopped. The game was marked close, hectic~playing. on both sides. your own college and e®ewhere? : Are you wax in the hands of your tailor, ¢ Outer Garments for Misses _ or can you tell him a few. things to keep Sold Here Exclusively in». ° '97—J. Seeley, B. Pitney, E. Morris, V.|. 4 him respectfully consultant? .. Aes Newbold, M. Brooks, E. 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NEM 5 we : oe : es 5 ‘ = = os : Pe . - x . —- ‘ . pa ue ; i a a : ee ‘ ART EXHIBITION, Residence Hause for’Co-eds | Lecture Vote Shows : *, : f * : ® * . . 2 Pheer carn catenin © . € y CONbeeuhS PROM: vidws Those" who say that ‘men and women Willa Cather Popular — at . ge re ]cannot -share a residence club are “dis- |: The -twenty-five votgs handed in on woe _# the treatment of od pening begins, as proved not only by International Howse the lecture poll. must -re resent the point : THE CHOICE 0 ; "ee follows: “Por PHILADELPHIA SCHOOL OF OCCUPATIONAL THERAPY 2200 Delancey Place HENRY ATHERTON Frost — Director. 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L], ZAMSK Y pelt, —, 4 Gilbert Murray among them; they give By : er EUROPE | al a he A : 4 Aectures and then lead very informal dis- Portraits of distinction ¢ SHOP : ; q The Grove edition of Galsworthy & Behool of paca pind canoe for ei ergy a: Meds Ftepeok ash ae Oe ERT $1 25 », * 4 é el 3 , 4 oo2 cnestNUT strter {| 4395 and up Philadelphia. U. 8. A. fF DESIRED, IN FRENCH GERMAN, SBAMISR cussions. The students come from 45 countries and include every shade of. “thought. International politics forms the . abject about which it all revolves. The}))) yy. y ore irs and to give the mind its true place! }y Walnut ea a, SR IO lives of the peoples and of those! }; 7° call W i pe Acw | * . ed te ssahaih ee ov soronr o : ; 6 x < Rs * ‘3 ean a 5 > « : @ ¥ 2.” 4 bs xe : Sate Ss ‘ er z g é ee sae 3 4 Ye "4 ta ‘ ol : ; “ie: soe ‘< ‘ % ay! ; a : s Cee} 2 ¢ : % ee si : fe 5 eine. 3 ot gga cs os! ’ . ae @ ” vere’ =4 ‘ on ST 4. a wy -. ce ear é . eh ee ov cs OLLEGE. NEWS’. ons oe ; a} ‘ Pe ¥ i ‘ e, Pi ‘ ‘ e é me - me ; _. VARSITY VICTORIOUS , gone by. ‘The-students $efore 1912 had ‘Phone, perf 166 . » ‘ . tes : Phane Orders Promptly. Delivered : WILLIAM GROFF, P.-D... & ~ easy for Miss Hand to win. than because _ CONTINUED FROM PAGE: 1 oi any improvement “on the part of Miss Hawes, who was no match, for Miss: Hand’s steady and accurate playing. *The first doubles game, Newhall and Bergen against Bethel and Stokes, was a quite uncOnditional defeat for Bryn Mawr, 6-0, 6-3. he Germangown couple, experienced doubles. ~ players, waiked all over our champions without -giving them a chance’ to assert them- selves ; although in the second act they were able to catch their breath - long _enoug to win three games. In the: other match, Miss Palache and Miss Hurhph- reys deféated Miss Hawes and Mrs. Brown, 4-6, 6-2, 6-2. _ For once Br Mawr was represented by a couple hs are. used to paying together, and ‘the _ experience counted. Losing the first set % by a narrow margin, they, settled down in earnest in the. second. and with com- parative ‘easé won the next two, 6-2, 6-2. In Other Colleges Education Financed by College Students The question of college finances is an important one today. It is now suggested by many that students pay for their en- tire college education. “This idea was: discussed at some length at the recent convention of the Association of Ameri- can Colleges. It is surprising to note that in many places the college student now pays only 31 per cent. ‘of his education. It was recommended that tuition fees be raised gradually to cover the entire cost . of college courses. Help shguld be given the student to meget this additional charge in the form of scholarship loans and stu- dent aids of all kinds. Thys money now used to complete the cost of the stu- dent’s education would be used in help- ing him pay for his own education. This movement has already begun in some col- oe a higher rhentality.” re ys : New York Times. . “Shell Shock” Among Harvard Students . “ Shell-shock is not confined to war} _yetefans; it is arcommon condition among” |” college students, is the finding of Dr Alfred Worcester, Harvard professor of hygiene. In. Dr: Worcester’s recen’ an- ual report on. the medical care of Har- vard students, he discovered that a great aumber of students presenting unsatis- factory work suffered from a genéral ysical and. mental condition he ‘s- ] cribed as “shell-shock.” Stanford Daily. Perhaps the explanation of this is to be found in an editorial in the Crimson commenting on the traffic about the Uni- versity and wondering why the ‘‘majority of students are not killed or womded.” It is not surprising that the problem of lodging automobiles, as well as profes- sors whose class you have just cut should produce shell-shock. bs Seville Theatre Bryn Mawr PROGRAMME Week of May 16th Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday é ‘The Understanding, Heart’ Thursday and Friday “Heaven on Earth” with Conrad Nagel and Renee Adoree Saturday leges. The student government at Dart- mouth has begun a system of student loans. Many hope that this idea will be- * come general in many colleges. The New Student. No Freshmen, No Traditions The abolition of the Lower Division should be tried at some of the universi- ties that are wasting their time worrying about the enforcement of freshman disci-|_ pline. If these universities are unable, or unwilling, to do away with freshman traditions, just abolish the entire class and the traditions are bound to go with it. It is doubtful if even the most ardent gapporters of the freshman traditions would insist that these rules would be transferred to the shoulders of the junior It is queer the distinc- tion that can be drawn between a young college graduate. man that is entering college as a fresh man and the one starting in as a junior, but such a distinction is drawn by all colleges where such traditions exist. On its very face, it is inconsistent. Stanford. Daily. The Faculty Edits_ Bespectacled men cases marched across the front page © the Smith College Weekly. At the top of the page black letters announced a News stories and ‘editorials were written by faculty mem- : “Sauve Que Peut” was usurped by a faculty mem- contained “Faculty Number.” bers... Even the column ber whose printed “diary” choice morsels.—The Bennett News. ¢ Oxford Sex War A’ petition has been presented to the governing body of Oxford University—that the number of women admitted to Oxford in any academic year should not exceed 250, As a result, in the words of one news- |. Oxford is “to be made again the Hebdomadal* Council—the pa cockpit of sordid sex struggle.” All the privileges enjoyed by men were! conceded to women seven years ago by Oxford. _ The four women’s colleges of Oxford have voluntarily limited the number of their undergraduates, and they therefore urge that to grant the petition would be unchivalrous and unjust. The petition signed by 210 senior members of the uni- versity. New York Times. Sop to Alumnae cee with bulgy _ brief College girls of a decade or two ago : “The Lily” (An Antiseptic Liquid) aad Clan NS WOMAN need suffer the mental distress and the physi- cal discomfort caused by underarm perspiration if she will use NONSPI (an antiseptic liquid). : NONSPI, used and endorsed by physicians and nurses, does not stop perspiration. It destroys the odor and diverts the perspiration to parts fl of the body wheats there is better evaporation. NONSPI has more than a million users. It - is an old, tried, dependable remedy, used the ra —spring, summer, fall and winter fastidious women everywhere. It keeps their underarms dry and odorless and saves their clothes from ruinous perspiration stains, Department and drag stores sell NONSPI. We. will, if prefe , mail-a~ bottle post- paid for 50 cents (we accept postage stamps) or gladly send you.a testing samp free. A few drops, used on an average of twice a week, will keep your underarms dry and odorless. ‘The Nonspi Company, 2600 Walnut Street, Kansas City, Mo. Send free NONSPI sample to d NET it all. Don’t miss . PRESCRIPTIONIST .. - Ice Cream and Soda Whitman Chocolates 803 Lancaster Ave., Bryn Mawr, Pay Silversuuths Stationers — BANKSeB pal? Jewelers DEG Hstablished 1832 PHILADELPHIA THE GIFT SUGGESTION BOOK mailed upon request illustrates and , prices % JEWELS, WATCHES, CLOCKS, SILVER, ua CHINA, GLASS and NOVELTIES FF ‘any of’ it, the dizzy from which may be selécted distinctive. lights and_ party-colored WEDDING, BIRTHDAY, GRADUATION frocks; stepping, to the AND OTHER GIFTS & frenzied blare of saxo- MAKERS OP THE OFFICIAL phones; senses tingling shite Goonies : —_ being alive and in . : \ the midst of it all. And | é next day—instructors who A COTTAGE TEA ROOM are likable but exacting. MONTGOMERY AVENUE 3 Bryn Mawr LUNCHEON AFTERNOON TEA DINNER: : | : Special Parties by Arrangement To get the most out of college you must be Guest Rooms—Phone, Bryn Mawr 362 full of vitality, must have every nerve and : muscle working full time. Right food is the key to it. The Shredded Wheat habit will ? help you to make mind and body alert and JEANNE TT's throw off the poisons that bring sluggish- FLOWER SHOP ‘ness. You'll like it, too. It’s appetizing eaten half a hundred ways} smothered in Cut: Flowers aod fruit and cream or toasted with butter Plants Fresh Daily and ‘hot milk are just two of them. : THE SHREDDED WHEAT COMPANY Corsage and Floral Baskets : Niagara Falls, N. . e Old-Fashioned Bouquets a Specialty F : Potted Plants | ae Personal Supervision on All Orders a Pr a Phone: Bryn Mawr 570 , 823 Lancaster AVenue THE HEATHER Mrs. M. M. Heath Seville Theatre Arcade ; : Minerva Yarns, Linens, Silke, D. M. o., Sweaters, Beaded Bags, Novelty Jewelry Instructions Given Telephone : 456 Bryn Mawr D) Michael Talone A SHOP NOTED FOR DISTINCTIVE SHOES TAILOR 2 Cleaner and Dyer 3 1123 Lancaster Avenue C | a 4 | 1 Nn CALL FOR AND DELIVERY SERVICH ae . HIGHLAND DAIRIES Fresh Milk & Cream for Spreads ‘ 758 LANCASTER AVE. Bryn Mawr _ Telephone: BRYN MAWR 882 ; Whi t [ MISS BELDEN’S RESIDENCE All-White Bttckskin. rite al A select home 10 ® opis White Rubber Sole, ki yhere ; igi a gl Ss Buckskin qe sdvantag est gpecial summer Tater. Sataloe. (Tel. Susquehanna 5 $21 West 80th Street New’ York 3 ? si Sport and OSTUME LA S S RENT FOR PLAYS, Etc. REASONABLE PRICES Wan Horn & Son 826 LANCASTER AVENUE ‘Walk Over Shoe Shop Agent for oe Gotham awe ea oe —_—_—_—X—<_i—_— . tonite ti ct hme som cnet der : $13.50 : e White Buckokin / Semi-Sport an or ac on Insten Saddle. Rubber Sole | . e Models As Perfect Fitting _ as they are good looking AN-White Buokekin, Medium White Heel, Leather Sole Claflin’s Service Chiffon Hose, $1.65 ‘ 1606 Chestnut ‘TEA, DINNER MAIN LINE VALET SHOP BERNARD J. McROBY Riding and Sport Clothes Remodeled and Repaired Cleaning and Dyeing Moved to ‘ ; 24 FL. over GAFFNEY’S NOTION STORE Next to Pennsylvania Railroad EXPERT FURRIERS MRS. FARMER'S RESIDENCE New York City An exclusive home for stu-]} dents and young girls - ing a season in New ¥ Attractive home envi Chaneronage elective. Booklet. 333 West 76th St. Trafalear 4752 THE BRYN MAWR TRUST CO. CAPITAL, $250,000.00. Does a General Banking Business HENRY B. WALLACE Caterer and Confectioner 22 Bryn Mawr Ave. we, nec _. Allows Interest on Deposits ~