‘plot seemed designed to allow them ‘Hitler, while objecting mildly to fire The Col ee ege News VOL. XXII,‘No. 13. BRYN MAWR AND WAYNE, PA., WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 19, 936 Copyright BRYN MAWR COLLEGE NEWS, 1936 =i PRICE 10 CENTS 1939's Class Show Entertains College With Caricatures Management by Different Halls Results in Loose Plot, Many Individual Actors “LOWLY WORM” TAKEN | AS FRESHMAN ANIMAL Goodhart, February 15.—With a melodious plea to the juniors and a satirical wink at the rest of the world, the freshmen raised the cur- tain on 1936 and All That, their ver- sion of the annual class show. The to imitate as many persons and insti- tutions, local and international, as possible. It concerned the trials of the executives in four important na- tions who had all by strange coinci- dence,* married members of the class of 1936 of Bryn Mawr College. Though: the five scenes of the first act were managed by the various halls, the entire production was di- rected by Delia Marshall and Bar- bara Bigelow. Nancy Toll was busi- ness manager of the play and- also did the lighting. The first five scenes showed Hitler, Haile Selassie, Mussolini, Lord Chomondely (Prime Minister of Eng- land) and Mr. Onion, of Onion Isle, separately making their final prepa- rations for a journey to Geneva for the purpose of arranging a war. Four of these five statesmen were married, respectively, to Anne Reese, Barbara Cary, Frances Porcher and Pauline Manship. The well-educated women insisted upon forcing their husbands to benefit by the opportun- ities which they had found at Bryn Mawr; and therefore they undertook to teach them languages, diction, body-mechanics and fire drill tech- nique, besides supervising their lead- ership in the affairs of staté. The energy’ of the well-educated consorts was appreciated in different degrees in different countries. The Germans seemed to take kindly to Frau Reese- drills) The English were shocked, but on the whole, Continued on Page Six trifle elighted college. College Urged to Take May Day in its Stride| Goodhart, February 13.—Mrs. Man- ning announced in chapel that it is the purpose of the college, represented by Miss Park, Mrs. Manning and the Fac- ulty, to “take May Day in its stride.” The rehearsals will’ fit into the regu- | lar class schedule except during the | last week. This is not difficult, except for the laboratory work, if the work on the plays is started in time. The main burden of the organization of May Day is not intended to. rest on the student body, and for this reason outside coaches are brought in to take charge.of the plays. The plays are short and numerous, and since none of them takes an hour to give, no stu- dent should have too much of her time taken up with rehearsals. .No one actor carries a whole play, and the numerous short rehearsals prevent the crowding of rehearsals which often occurs in an ordinary play. After the Easter vacation the at- mosphere. on the campus will prob- ably be unfavorable to _ serious scholarly attempts. It is most im- portant, therefore, that long reports be started and finished, if possible, by Spring Vacation. Weekends will have to be used for rehearsals and for “catching up.” Though it may seem a hardship to have to give up one particular weekend, we will later feel that the experience of working together as a college has meant more to—-us-than-even avery delightful weekend could. We will enjoy the process of cooperating with the whole The midsemester quiz period will be over by Spring Vacation. There will not be more than three con- secutive days of quizzes for any one student, and the period should go smoothly. It should be possible to prepare for the quizzes without any great difficulty. They are not like ex- aminations, and do not need an ex- tensive amount of study. The prob- lems of those few students who have deferred or conditioned examinations will be dealt with individually, It is very important that no group of students, nor any individual, al- low grievances to accumulate. Any complaint or difficulty should be taken to Miss Fabyan or Miss Rose, the undergraduate members of the May Day Committee. How the Wheels Go Round (Editor’s Note. This is the. first of a series of articles on the machin- ery which enables Bryn Mawr to function as a community. It is writ- ten from a purely student point of view from the annual report of the Treasurer and Comptroller, available at the office of the Comptroller.) Until two years ago a small note was attached to the bills which were sent to our parents for tuition stat- ing that the actual cost of educating each student was nearly double the $500° actually charged. This notice has been tactfully omitted recently in deference to the feelings of ear- nest yet hard-pressed parents, - but the fact remains that in 1933-1934 it cost the college $970 per student for academic expenses alone and the fee charged remained at $500. In spite of this fact Bryn Mawr is one of the few leading colleges and universi- ties which has had no operating de- ficit since the peak of the depression. Back of these apparently divergent facts lies a realm little known to the students with which the mysteri- ous word “endowment” is usually associated. This world of college finances is kept running smoothly and efficiently with salaries paid and | meals served promptly by the per- fect teamwork of President Park, Treasurer Seattergood and Comp- troller Hurst. Each disclaims credit for the remarkable fact the Bryn Mawr pays its bills in spite of a topsy-turvy business world, but each admits that “housewifely” economies -have made Bryn Mawr a better housekeeper in these times than- her wealthier brethren. " Financially speaking, the college consists of the plant plus about six million dollars in endowment, or in- vested securities, whose income from dividends and interest pays current expenses and maintains the real es- tate property. No one has ever bothered to evaluate the land on which ‘the college stands, and - since land values have altered greatly since purchase, the college has no intention of selling out. Recently land in this vicinity has sold for $20,000 to $25,000 an acre, so that the six- ty-two acres of campus could be valued at $124,000. Insurance (blanket insurance spread over fourteen com- panies for absolute safety) is carried on “above ground improvements,” which means buildings and contents to the sum of $2,600,000 for 80 per cent of the value. This would bring the total value of the plant, endow- ment, land and buildings to: $10,000,- 000, a trifling sum when compared to the tremendous corporations of the men’s universities. Investment of Endowment The bulk of the endowment, 69.7 per cent is invested in bonds, with mortgages, real estate, stocks and perpetual insurance in successively decreasing amounts. In watching the market for possible investment openings the Treasurer does not seek the chance for a quick sale, but certainty that *he issuing company will be able to pay off the principal when the investment matures. This conforms strictly to the cautious policy of the founder who set forth in his will that the Trustees are “to distribute their investments and to look to the security of the principal invested, rather than to a high rate | Richards declared that his purpose -'tion of its own assumptions, just as ¢ Continued on Page Four ' 1936 MAY QUEEN JANE ALLEYNE LEWIS, ’38 Theorems Are Sought For Modes of Meaning Richards Believes New Rhetoric Must Examine Functions of Individual Words PROBLEM IS ABSTRACT Goodhart, February 17.—In the sec- ond of his series of lectures, Mr. I. A. was to formulate a theorem about every mode of meaning which would serve as a basic point of view from which to recognize problems of a new rhetoric, and at the same time to at- tempt to solve these problems of dis- course. At the end of his first lecture Mr. Richards had explained that the study of his new rhetoric; or more specific- ally, the inquiry about how words work, must entail a critical examina- philosophical speculation does. This examination, moreover, must be on a minute scale as well as on a macro- scopic scale; it must investigate the functions of individual words as well as of whole sentences and paragraphs. The student who seeks a theorem on which to base his study of such units of discourse will find much to help him in the old traditional prob- lems. But he will recognize that rhetoricians of the old school regarded discourse as a “battle. of words.” From the newer, more fundamental point of view, persuasion is only one aim of language, and it often poaches on other forms, such as exposition, whose aim is simply to state a view. Some of the best illustrations of. dis-|' pute poaching on exposition are found | in the correspondence columns of re- views and newspapers, where the writer often takesgother men’s words to prove his own contentions. The theorem which is to be funda- mental enough to aid in consideration of this problem (that is, the problem of the rivalries of the different ends of discourse), must of necessity be very abstract and general in the high- est degree. It will have to be ap- plicable to every sort of meaning, but its specific applications should clear up its difficulty. One must start with an abstract, philosophic |, theorem and proceed to its application in literary forms if the meaning of literary forms is to be well under- Two General Problems stood. There will be two general sorts of problems to be considered by means of the theorem to be discovered. The first has already been mentioned: the ‘Continued on Page Five i College Calendar Wednesday, February 19.— Horace Alwyne, F. R. M. C. M., will give a concert in Goodhart Hall. .8.30 p, m. Thursday, February 20.—Eng- lish Conference with I. A. Rich- ards. Rdom F, Taylor Hall. 4.30 p. m. Friday, February 21.—Square Dance in the Gymnasium. 9 p. m. Sunday, February 23.—Louis Untermeyer will speak on A Critic’s Half Holiday. Deanery, 5 p. m. Bryn Mawr Establishes Exchange Scholarships In an effort to compensate for the loss of foreign scholars on the campus, four exchange scholarships have been established, with the co- operation of the Institute of Interna- tional Education. These exchanges are with France, Germany, Italy and Spain, that is, the four countries which furnish the modern languages of the Bryn Mawr curriculum. Under this arrangement, Bryn Mawr gives board, lodging and tuition to the schol- ars from these countries and has the right to ask of them four to five hours of language teaching. The French Department, which experimented this year with the plan, has had a most satisfactory candidate in Mademoiselle Nasse, licenciée of the University of Bordeaux, who has supplemented the oral teaching of the first year French and has made a great contribution to the undergraduate French Club and the ‘group of graduate students in French, with whom she has lived in Radnor Hall. The exchange character of these scholarships is also of immense value, enabling, as it does, a candidate recom- mended by Bryn Mawr to study in each of these four foreign countries. Continued on Page Four News Tryouts The College News is starting tryouts for the Editorial Board this week. Will all those wish- ing to try out please come to the News office on Thursday ‘afternoon at six o’clock? The early tryouts will permit six weeks before all assignments must be in, so that May Day need in no way interfere with busy students wishing to try out.- All freshmen and sopho- mores. regardless of — previous training are urged to come down Le Thursday. : | finalists '}informal atmosphere. Jane Alleyne Lewis Merion Sophomore Will be May Queen Blonde Beauty is Accomplished Violinist, Hopes to Become Designer —_———- WAS REGIONAL SCHOLAR FOR FRESHMAN. YEAR Jane Alleyne Lewis, the only can- didate chosen to compete for the honor by Merion Hall, has been elected May Queen by an overwhelming ‘popular vote. Sixteen undergraduates were select- ed by the various halls. to enter the tryouts for the coveted role. Only. thirteen of them appeared, however, at the first tryout on February 6, when they walked in the Gymnasium to the enthusiastic applause of under- graduates crowding the balcony. From this’ number three girls, Doreen Canaday, ’36, Marian Chapman, ’36, and Jane Lewis, ’38, were told to ap- pear at the next tryout. Those three tried out again on February 10, in costume, to read the part of Maid Marian. Since a May Queen, in addition to being blonde, beautiful and able to act, must also photograph well, pictures of the three were taken in costume February 11 and _ posted the follow- ing day. On February 13 the college cast their_votes and the next day the election of Miss Lewis was announced to the college. No Stage Aspirations Miss Lewis, chosen as May Queen because of her beauty of face and fig- ure and her quality of photographing well, has no desire to act on stage or screen. Extremely modern, she has considered television work; but her real ambition is to become a designer or a violinist. Although she appeared: in dramatic productions at Miss Fine’s School in Princeton, where she prepared for col- lege,her connection with the drama at Bryn Mawr has been limited to a part in the Christmas freshman skit in Pembroke a year ago, and to “blow- ing a whistle in Freshman Show when the lines could not be heard.” This year she joined Glee Club and became a member of the choir. Miss Lewis has always wanted to be a violinist and has studied violin for ten years, both here and for six months in Paris with M. Hewitt. Years ago she had to decide “whether to be a violinist or a normal child,” and chose the latter; but her enthu- siasm has not abated, as she practices regularly and divides her interest be- tween music and designing. She is one of the models most fre- quently in demand for the Art Club here. Her modelling experience dates back to the time when she was “a wee Continued on Page Five Louis Untermeyer Will Speak Here on Sunday ‘Mr. Louis Untermeyer, author and editor, will talk on A Critic’s Half Holiday at the Deanery on Sunday, February 23, at five o’clock. Mr. Untermeyer, now among the first of the American poets, was born in New York on October 1, 1885, and began his career in the jewelry manufacturing business of his fath- er’s and uncle’s firm. He became manager of the chief factory at Newark, New Jersey, but resigned to devote his attention to writing. His first book of poems, The Younger * Quire, was published in 1910. Since then he has published much original work, including poetry and _ fiction, and several anthdlogies of poetry. His latest. book, Poetry—Its Appre- ciation and Enjoyment, appeared in 1934. On Mr. Untermeyer’s last visit to the college, he proved such a success that the Entertainment Committee considered holding his lecture next Sunday in the Auditorium in Good- hart instead of in the Deanery. They decided, however, to have the lecture in the Deanery because of its eam *