———— pee — TRE COLLEGE NEWS .. na THE COLLEGE NEWS (Founded in 1914) Published weekly during the College Year (excepting during Thanksgiving, « Christmas and Easter Holidays, and during examination weeks) in the interest of Bryn Mawr College at the Maguire Building, Wayne, Pa., and Bryn Mawr College. Editor-in-Chief Rosé Hatrte.p, 732 Leta Ciews, 7°33 Janet MarsHatu, ’33. Subscription Manager Yvonne Cameron, '32 4 “Carovine Bere, ’33 ee Maser ‘Meenan, ’33 $ Editors Mo ty: Nicnots, ’34 Assistants Copy Editor Susan Noste, °32 ‘ Crara Frances GRANT, 34 Satire Jones, 34 Business Manager Motty’ Atmore; ’32 LA ” Eveanor YEAKEL,. ’33 J. EvizasetH Hannan, 734 SUBSCRIPTION, $2.50 SUBSCRIPTIONS MAY BEGIN .AT ANY TIME ‘ MAILING PRICE, $3.00 ~ Entered as second-class matter at the Wayne, Pa., Post Office That Bryn Mawr The Bryn Mawr Myth > | students are radical has been accépted as a truism in j for some time by people in and out of college. Although an individual might have been cluded that she was the exception proving the rule. sure she could not be classified so summarily she generally con- The bright red mist which has surrounded us has now been partly pushed aside and a glimpse of the Bryn Mawr girl can be obtained. She arises, in her sixty-two percent perfection, to prove that the Bryn Mawr radical is only a myth and is likely to become a legend. The “composite student has stated her views on the fundamental problem of marriage, showing a conservatism as marked as the radicalism of which she has been accused. . Skeptics have only to look at the facts brought out in the News marriage questionnaire to see the strong conservative tendency. We have been prom- ised by both gloomy.and cheerful prophets that the break will take place through the efforts of our generation. * The up of family life isappearance of - the home, however, seems to be in a very remote futuré when we see how many Bryn Mawr undrgraduates prefer marriage to.a career and how many more would give up the latter if the two conflicted. The conclusions. which our average girl has reached are not particularly’ reactionary. Her conservatism is based on convention and expediency, but it is not unreasonable. She thas decided definitely against Victorian double standards for men and women, because experience has shown her the same standards are desirable for complete compatibility. She has shown little sign of selfishness in her reactions to the situations she was asked to consider. In spite of talk about the complete emancipation of woman she is determined to have a fairly large family, and to devoté"hérself to domesticity. All of these things show that she has given a great deal of thought. to the more serious problems which may arise from marriage. She has, in_most cases, so:qualified her answers as to prove that she will have few prejudices She in making individual decisions. is idealistic about marriage but she intends to consider every question on its own merits and to solve it in a fair and reasonable way. We are able to present our own small proof that the pendulum is swinging back arid ‘that the young people of tgday have not. been carried away. by every phrase and catchword of the time. We at college are neither flaming youth nor young people who flaunt radical ideas for the express purpose of shocking our elders. We have admitted our belief in the wisdom . of many theories corhmonly called conservative, and we have departed from others only after considering all. the elements involved. We urge those interested in Bryn Mawr to study the statistics and draw their own con- clusions. Dog’s Life (Submitted in news competition) The time has come to reconsider the present ban on dogs in the light of the abnormal anti-civilization rising from the ashes of our smoking rooms. Of an early*morning pale haggard faces gleam through the dank smoke; at midday even the faces are completely obscured when the dawn breaks the last survivor bears the vanquished from the field, leaving the smoke tri- umphant. Her mania for work has driven the undergraduate to this plight. As she toils over the Life of Dionysius in Greek with Latin footnotes, her despair at thus frittering away the precious hours of her life in idle pleasures, induces a vicious craving for a cigarette. Once she has gained the smoking room, she dares not waste the fleeting seconds by returning to her room, so there she stays and works till oblivion overcomes her in this.den ot vice... A dog would provide the obvious remedy. He holds no time of the day or night sacred when he wants a walk, text-books are the main staple of his daily diet, and he certainly does not thrive on smoke. The faculty will assure us that dog-fights provide a healthy satisfaction for the primitively savage instincts, and are an excellent excuse for hysterical quarrels and mur- dering your worst enemy. the undergraduate from her provide one with each room. était Proposed Change in Policy. of Room Rents Next Year (Continued from. Page Qne) and will be assigned by the college arbitrarily: There will also be 45 rooms at $200, which will be assigned similarly. Besides these, 30 rooms will be kept at $250; these will not be restricted, but are tintended to provide for students who‘do not need aid, but who must limit expenses. In this way the college hopes to .aid one-third of the students, where it. can aid only one-seventh under the pres- ent system. There will be no increase over $30 on the remaining rooms in the halls, and some rents will be re- duced. - Jt wil] take some time to put the fast as they are vacated by. their present occupants. In the meantime, provision will be made for those need- ing lower rents next year. Thus there will be relatively little change in rents; a slight increase in the mini- mum rate is being made in order to place one-half the total rooms at a lower rate. Miss Park éspecially re- quests all students not in need of financial assistance to choose rooms outside the area reserved by the col- lege. All those in need of assistance should see Miss Ward. ‘New York Calahestion “General George Battles Host at Large Dinner.”—-From the New York Herald Tribune society section. _ One musically innocent freshman came back from the Hampton con- a.% cert Jast werk ond Reged aged re- ee The Pillar | of Salt | 2 (Specially Contributed in the News Competition.) What is more exciting (we always think) than an army of females in the first flush of youth (well, almost) marching to the tune of “Soldier Boy, Soldier Boy, Whe-ere Are You Go- ing?” One night, not so long ago, we were surprised: and oh so pleased to hear the stirring strains of “Sol- dier Boy” outside Pembroke; natur- ally curious, we stuck our head out and discovered, marching up the road in as pretty formation as you would care to see, four embry® ‘fighters, turning imaginery corners, and say- ing, “Harch,” instead of “March,” in their professional Way. We were stir- red and pulled our head in quickly to avoid catching cold. We mentioned it afterwards to sev- eral people and added carelessly that an army, or ‘at least a regiment, would be an asset for Bryn Mawr- publicity-getting, vigor-making, body- building. But since they took the suggestion as just another warmed- over gag to rouse them from that mid- week fog, we gave up, after a short and futile while, firmly convinced that we needed some advance public- ity to break the ground. We may as well admit, deep down in its heart, the NEWS has no use for us and our rough ideas, frowns on it in fact as going against their policy of World Peace and Disarm Before You. Blow Up—which, we can tell you, will come to no good end. But nothing was ever done without Cour- age, unflinching—Courage, and we’ve got an awful lot. All you need, comrades and mates, is imagination. In the first ‘place, we want you to visualize the sheer beau- ty of it. See in your mind’s eye four hundred (five hundred with the grads, faculty children, and Teddy Manning) marching over Merion Green, round and round, eternally grounding and presenting arms, beating the grass to a muddy pulp with hob-nailed VWoots, while the Village Band spiritedly too- tles—“Soldier Boy” and “Three Blind Mice.” : But the Arms motif. plus martial music is not our only bait for the Youth of Bryn Mawr—in fact only the abstract. part of the scheme. The details are tremendous—simply tre- mendous—yellow and white uniforms with gilt hairbrushes on the. shoul- ders, shakoes for generals and, Major- generals with clean collars -every week thrown in: (Let the privates go dirty is our feeling, and if they: kick they can all be generals). At- least the whole army, if not actually -anti- septic, can look it- by wearing long cape-eoats of a dubious yellow. Thé real percentage in having these coats is that ‘they will give Bryn Mawr a certain charm for all the men’s colleges for hundreds of miles in-any direction. ~ Week-end dances—: even those tea dances—will be mob- ved by New Haven and Princeton, mad to get a Bryn Mawr armyeoat. How He will simply adore id} to win a coat as sign of His popularity, and f a dog could even partly succeed in wresting Lymeieciumph will warm Him, even if ks, the college would surely be delighted to the coat doesn’t, as He sports it nat- tily around His home| campus. But think it over. Far be it from us té rush a whole campus into dan- gcrous, suspicion-rousing prepara- tions for war. Remember all these arguments though and see if they don’t appeal to some vital drop of blood in the body. (If they do, don’t omit to put yes and no on our ques- tionnaire—“Is Bryn Mawr A: Land of the Free and A Home of the Brave?’’) marking to a friend that the quartet had given a delightful rendering of “What a Boy!” We consider this on a par with the worn-out paper of Cleopatra’s needles, but it has the advantage of being somewhat fresher. _ There—there ie our little mouse. If we are caught with a car the College stores it'at our expense—but this pet doesn’t even belong to. us, and the College has been storing it at our expense for so long that we have become quite used to it—al- though we would hardly weep if it were to leave. ae In Philadelphia Chestnut Street—“It Booth Had Missed”—a serious consideration of the question of how Lincoln would have dealt with the reconstruction of the South had Booth been less accu- rate...Some. people may enjoy it, but it takes itself very seriously. , . Garrick—‘The Man in the Yellow River” under Theatre Guild—Claude Rains, John Daly Murphy, Henry Hull, etc. An Irish drama which the “Record” sums up aptly as being about nothing and everything—apbout Irish and all men.. Very garbled and not’ too entertaining. Locust—March at 8.30 P. M. Escudero, the Spanish dancer, who has had such sensational applause in Europe and New York, will dance. He is really splendid and should not be missed—get your tickets at once. Academy of Music ' Philadelphia Grand Opera Company will present “Faust,” Thursday eve- ning, February 25, at 8.00. Mmes. Boerner, Petina, Eustis; MM. Ono- frei, Steschenko, Thibaplt, Robofsky. Philadelphia Orchestra, Friday af- ternoon, Feb. 26; Saturday evening, Feb. 27, and Monday evening, Feb. 29. Bernardino Molinari conducting. Program: Haydn, Symphony No. 1, E flat major. Respighi. -Antique Dances and Aria Vivaldi, 9 “Winter” (Concert of Seasons) Loffler, “Pagan Poem,” Piano and Strings SEY LET -.. .Bolero New York Philharmonic Symphony Society—Monday evening, March 7, at 8.15: Sir Thomas Bucham. to con- duct. Program: Haydn, Mozart and Franck. : Movies Mastbaum—Ruth Chatterton in “Tomorrow and Tomorrow,” with Paul Lukas.. The story of a woman frus- trated in her desire for motherhood. | Ruth Chatterton is disappointing, but Lukas is excellent. as a picture. Boyd—George: Arliss in “The Man Who Played God”—Arliss as a deaf and embittered man who becomes an internationally famous pianist. ff you-enjoy the star, see it—but it is purely a picture of personality. Stanton—Bela Lugosi in “Murders in the Rue Morgue”—even Poe’s hair would stand on’end! A picture that has sent thousahds home to jitter in bed with a shot-gun. See it if you have a strong heart. Stanley—Clark Gable and Wallace Beery in “Hell Divers,” a drama or peace-time aviation which manages to be a good deal more eventful than most: wars. Karlton—Billic Dove in “The Age For Love’—love and marriage aren’t enough. to pull this out of the mire | of mediocrity. cease Keith’s—Hal Skelly. and - Zita Jo- hann in “The Struggle.” A very poor attempt at the “Ten Night in a Bar- room” and “Father, dear father, come | home to us now” theme. Drink! Man’s greatest enemy. Hurrah! Earle—‘The Passionate Plumber,” with Buster Keaton, Jimmy Durante and Polly Moran. Keaton is a mis- guided plumber, and Durante a chauf- feur enamoured of Polly Moran, the muid, and.it’s all very funny. Europa. — “Le Million” —- Rene Clair’s film of the Latin Quarter of Paris—extremely good. Engagement temporary, so make sure before go- ing. « ; ; Fox—George O’Brien and Victor McLaglin in “The Gay Caballero”— adventure along the Mexican border —Conchita Montenegro as the adven- ture. Not too much Local Movies Ardmore—Wednesday and Thurs- day, Greta Garbo in “Mati Hari;” Friday, “Around the World in Eighty Minutes,’ with Douglas Fairbanks; Saturday, Marion Marsh and War- ren William in “Under Eighteen;” | Monday and Tuesday, James Dunn and Sally Eilers in “Dance Team;” Wednesday, Frederick March in “Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.” Seville—Wednesday and Thursday, Winnie Lightner in “Manhattan Pa- rade;” Friday and Saturday, Norma Shearer in “Private Lives;” Monday and Tuesday, “Suicide Fleet,” with William Boyd; Wednesday, “The Se- cret Witness,” with Zasu Pitts. Wayne—Wednesday and Thursday, Kay Francis in “The False Madon- | tell of mercy. ‘to death, the God of Justice, recog- na;” Friday and Saturday, Jackie a omy News on Sale Additional copies of this issue “may be obtained at the Book Shop, in Taylor Hall, andj put on pay day. Theology of “Paul’s ae ' Successors” Discussed tion of the flesh, however, lasted till the Nineteenth century, when the modern reversion is nearer to the Pauline point of view. The later writers of the Gospel of Luke and the Acts did most to change the position of Paul in history. Luke °* omits all suggestion that the Chris- tian had troubles..due to not wholly high conduct, and he leaves out all reference to the mystical experience of Paul. This is a step on toward the subsequent emphasis on the emo- tion ‘rather than the experience of the mystic. To the writer of the Acts the spirit was the gift of God to the Christians in order that they should be guided: Thus he attached great importance to the ceremony of bap- tism. Twenty years later the Gospel of John identifies Jesus with the Logos of Greek theology. Here we have the first absolutely Catholic atmos-~ phere of having to be .\born through baptism in order to inherit the eternal life. From here on there are two branches—the Catholic Christianity and Gnosticism. The gnostic claims that what ‘saves you is knowledge. They were ‘the first to face the prob- lem of. why--we need salvation. This goes back to the tragedy of the crea- tion of the world . There was first a divine being: consisting in a series of eight-attributes. Wisdom would not keep in her: place in the series, and when she was thrown back into it the strength of the throw sent her out into space. The shock and the emotion to ‘which this gave rise was the cause of} either the creator or the creation. Thus creation is the result of one ill-advised act of one portion of the diviné\ being.. The remaining portions took pity on the plight of wisdom and stretched: out aver the limitation in the form of Christ. Thus was obtained the redemption of wis- .;dom and the spiritual part of crea- tion which the Gnostics identified with themselves. The Gnostics constructed a myth out of scientific phraseology. ~The point of view between the two extremes of Gnosticism and Catholi- cism is that of Marcion. The creator is a God of Justice who created His own earth and punished the people on it who did not live up to his standards. Matters got -worse and worse, until finally the supreme God took pity on the inhabitants of the earth and seft the stranger Jesus to After having put Jesus nized his mistake, and his eyes were opened. Thus the God of Mercy bought out the whole new face. The Catholic Church objected , to both these theories, but as a result of them it adopted four gospels and the-OldTestament. In this casé, .as usually, the decision of the church Lrepresents the triumph of common sense over nonsense. It is our popu- lar practice to feel that the inherited theology is not true and so explain it away. We, the ultimate successors of Paul, are faced by the same prob- lems. | One way that a person like-myself can stand in relation to Paul, said Dr. Lake, is to believe that the ex-— perience in life called religion - is worth having. It is not right to throw away the facts because we do not believe the explanation. If the modern church does not produce an explanation that will satisfy, history will repeat itself. The question_for the coming generation is not whether to keep religion, but whether to call. it religion and where to express it. “Jealousy_may. be disposed of by listening to the prelude of the Meis- tersingers,” said Dr. A. M. Ornsteen, associate in neurology and electro- therapeutics at Pennsylvania. “In-. deed, many ills may. be soothed by music, so that perhaps we may /find such people’ as Medical Musicians.” Cooper in “Sooky;” Monday and Tuesday, “Strictly Dishonorable,” with Sidney Fox and: Paul Lukas; Wednesday, “Peach O’Reno,” with Bert Wheeler and Robert Woolsey. >? {