THE COLLEGE NEWS Fe, Pe oe Peg: ss dS aaa tesa hoes! PQ ay me o uh, 4 * Pi . w s 7 THE COLLEGE NEWS (Founded in -1914) \ hws END j Published weekly during the College Year (excepting during - Thanksgiving, Christmas and Easter Holidays, and during examination weeks) in the interest of Bryn Mawr College at the Maguire Building, Wayne, Pa., and Bryn Mawr College. i .* rhe College News is fully protected by.copyright. Nothing that appears in «fe y be reprinted’ either wholly or in part without written permission of the Editor-in-Chief. : Editor-in-Chief SALLIE JONES, 34 News Editor i, ELIZABETH HANNAN, "34 > Copy Editor Nancy Hart, °34 Sports Editor SALLY. Howey °*35 Editors . CLARA Frances GRANT, ‘34 GERALDINE Ruoaps, ‘35 ELIZABETH MACKENZIE, ‘34 CoNSTANCE RoBIngon, °34 FRANCES PorCHER, °36 DIANA TATE-SMITH, °35 FRANCES VAN KEUREN, ‘35 Business Manager Subscription Manager BaRBARA Lewis, °35 DorotHy KALBACH, °34 Assistant tine MARGARET BEROLZHEIMER, °35 Doreen Canapay, °36 SUBSCRIPTION, $2.50 MAILING. PRICE, $3.00 SUBSCRIPTIONS MAY BEGIN AT ANY TIME Entered as second-class matter at the Wayne, Pa., Post Office We Come of Age ‘It is with satisfaction that the supporters of self-government greet - the revised set of rules laid down for the college by the elected board and subject to the approval of the student body. The new rules repre- . sent a much-needed step in the direction of liberalism, and will do : bs wo rh. Bef. » ES a) had their being only in the fact that they were broken openly and boarding houses at which students were permitted to stay, and with and not on those of the college, and no constant threatening on. the much to strengthen the position of the student jurisdiction. The secret of the success which any self-government organization can hope to attain must rest not on the terror which it inspires in the students, but on the cooperation which it promotes. And cooperation cannot be propagated by rules whose one distinguishing characteristic is strict- ness. In the past there have existed several rules at Bryn Mawr which frequently by all and sundry. These had to do with the hotels and the places to which we were permitted to go in a spirit of fun and frolic. The rules limited the establishments of this sort to the dullest and most moribund spots to be found in the East, and consequently no one ever considered going to them. Instead we have all been sign- ing out to the home of a forewarned friend, and then going off gaily to the ends ofthe earth and whatever hotel pleased our plans and to whatever den of iniquity pleased our escorts. : The habit of breaking rules is a very bad one as far as its effects on the standing of the student body is concerned, and if the new rules are going to make cooperation possible within the bounds of ordinary life.they should receive the support of the entire college. The rank! and file of Bryn Mawr undergraduates would prefer to tell the truth about their activities, and if they can be encouraged to do so by the inauguration of a more liberal attitude toward where they spend their carefree hours it would mark a great advance in the evolution of Bryn Mawr student government. There are those who feel that by relaxing the rules and allowing more freedom to the students they will be subjecting the college to the criticism of the moralists who consider that no young woman is either capable or desirous of looking after herself until she has attained the ripe old age of thirty. To their arguments there can be but one answer —that the position of the college suffers much more from the flagrant breaking of impossible rules than it ever could from an open removal of those rules. Further, if the object of the many books and signing out paraphernalia is to enable the college authorities to locate a girl in case of emergency, would it not be more effective if the girl signed out her actual destination instead of giving the address of a kind and understanding friend living some hundred miles from the scene of operations? Again, if the object of the rules is to protect our manners and morals, they are seeking to operate jar a field where they have no real power. The behavior of every student depends on her own standards part of the powers that be will keep a girl out of trouble if she would rather be in. What the rules can do is encourage girls to admit where they are going, and if thither lies trouble, at least the college will know they are there. We have all been told by our families at one time or another that they would rather we kept out of the scandal sheéts, but that if we must misbehave they would rather know about it| from us than from the public at large. In a sense this same principle applies to the college, for it likes to think of itself as our foster parent (at least in the case of those who turn out to be the pride and joy of the nation). If the authorities know where we intend to stay in New York, they can reply to the outraged queries of the moralists as to| _.T0 THE DOGS And oh the joy of walking a dog! To feel oneself a minor cog In the great scheme of nature’s , creation However himble éne’s*own menial station, As, stopping by every stone and tree One has amplest opportunity, To gaze at the birds and admire the sky, Till doggie decides it’s time to pass. by with a cheer As if ’twere the first. he had seen in a year, And thus, intermittently, and startikg, - Till the hour’s up angith sme for the parting, _—_——* On hot days and. cold a "yg in’ rain and in snow, The observer can see the Bryn Mawr Dog Co., Distinctly the opposite from agog, Walking but cursing the whole race of dog. stopping —Dying Duck. (Long After Carl Sandburg). The fog comes like a little black pussy cat _ It creeps softly and drips on the boardwalk, But when I come hurrying to Goodhart I slide the slippery darkness and skid To the gravel With a thud. Damn the black pussy cat! —Tom Cat. THE LAST LEAF A turkey sat on the barnyard fence Whence all but he had fled. Once brother fowl had filled the pen. Now all but he were dead. “Alas,” he cried, “How hard my lot, I’m left here quite forlorn, On Thursday others graced the pot, They’ll be in hash this morn. On Thursday night_ they were cold cut, ; They may be soup tomorrow, My life is getting in a rut. ’Tis cause enough for sorrow. Ah, they are gone, the hero dead. They passed with parsley flying, But I must wait till Christmas Day, Then I’ll in state be lying.” \ —Tom Cat. SCHOLARLY REFLECTION After extremely festive Fridays, Sat- urdays and Sundays, passes dismally ungregarious Mondays; One Mourning the dear dead Fridays, Sat-) urdays, and Sundays, And wondering why there always have to be Mondays. —Lone Goose: STODGY “—OGIES” I shall not indulge in biology For I do not care for anatomy. I’d rather put time on me-ology. To others I leave the dead-cat-omy. I cannot abide archeology, Psychology nor this philosophy. I don’t care to know of geology, Of law cases and of will-osophy. So chanteth the innocent moron Who longs but for alleviation, And what is to this place quite foreign, where we are and why—‘“Of course, we know,” whereas the only reply | Her studying’s abbreviation. open to them in the past when a bit of information leaked through | was “Oh.” Because we feel that the student body is essentially a law-abiding group, and because we feel that in the interests of the college the object of the rules should be to promote cooperation instead of antagonism, and because we feel that we will not behave as though we are two unless we are encouraged in that belief by paternalism, we welcome the change in the rules and hope that the students will realize that to keep the advantages that they have gained will call for a justification of the confidence which the new regulations places in their good judgment | ..and intelligence. “ _ If a student is caught drinking at| If a person wished to take every the University of Colorado, he is forc-| course offered by the University of to attend Sunday’ Schoo] for a| Wisconsin, it would take him ninety-|- period of three years. — nine years to complete his education. h —Pitter-Patter. TURNABOUT The flowers growing on the bars, The horizontal enes, we mean, Are not the blooms that other years Left blushing there alone, unseen; The buds that deck the farther wall Present a new and different guise, A change of garb in austere mood— To black and white all topped with ties; And even handsome doesn’t do ~ As he is wont: he has no drag With her of:silk and satin clothes,— Since Bryn Mawr Eve herself goes —Snoop-on-the-Losse. To the next bush, which he greets] - SIGNS OF THE ,TIMES From a speakeasy:* ‘Paul White- man’s Orchestra; Harriet Hoctor, and the Flea Circus.” *A place for refreshment, now sel- dom to be found except in out-of-the- way places. WHERE TO GO IN PHILA. “Once you have eaten here you will never go elsewhere.” “BEAUTY FOR SALE, Also Bar- bara Stanwyck.” men! Line forms to the right. Or as Mae West would say—“Do I make myself clear?” _ Cheero— —THE: MAD HATTER. Greek Newspaper Likens Bryn Mawr to Monastery Continued from Page One approach, when you see it open before. you, such a place as most of the ro- manticists write about in their uni- versal Utopias. The mythica! and fantastic character of the whole place is given by the character of. the liv- ing beings who infuse life‘and move- ment into their incredible colony. There are about 500 girls, girls but From a _ restaurant near Penn: | Pa Bose. : Step up, gentle | which her admirers never fail to pay - not in uniform, the prettiest of little’ | IN PHILADELPHIA TT oI | Chestnut St. Opera House: Cornélia _ Otis Skinner comes back with an ever- increasing repertoire of her own orig- inal character sketches and dramatic sequences. Mon., Tues.,- Wed., night and Thurs. matinee and both per- formances. Saturday, The Loves of | Charles II. Thurs, night, The Em- press Eugenie. Wives of Henry VIII. She has al- | ways had a charm all her own, .to ; tribute. Walnut: S. N. Behrman’s new- world. It is entitled Love Story .and is the fitst serious play this noted writer of comedies has ever tackled, which should be enough to damn it eternally. Frank Conroy, Leona ,Ho- garth and Jane Wyatt are the main- stays. : 69th St. - Playhouse: The stock company goes on gaily with a farce about golf and bridge known as Don’t Wake. the Wife. The cast is more than one would expect and you can get your theatre tickets for anything between 30 and 60 cents. Philadelphia Orchestra, Friday, Dec. 8, at 2.30 P. M.; Sat., Dec. 9, at Friday. night, The est. play will open its ¢yes to the. Academy of Music - American creatures, who play tennis| 8,30 P. M., and Mon., Dec. 11, at 8.30 or cricket, or do rhythmic gymnast-}P, M. Eugene Ormandy will conduct. ics, or two, three, four together walk' Program: among the gardens and parks, or sit; Glinka ....“Russian and Ludmilla” in a corner, in the shade of a tree @| Prokofieff ...... Classical Symphony century old, or read. A sight not for | Prokofieff.. “Love of Three Oranges” mortals! Tschaikowsky, We are dealing with the largest Symphony No. 5 in E Minor woman’s university in the World, the Movies 7 College of Bryn Mawr in the United | Sianens The te wate Miia: wi States. But because we are dealing with a college, not a university, with the education of the rich girls of the United States, who stay ten months in Bryn Mawr, they are taught — whatever they want. From couking to higher mathematics, surveys of all the branches of knowledge in such a way that young girls or their par- ents have nothing to do but choose what they want to study. The teachers number 100, those ‘who have undertaken to teach these 500 girls, that is—but why quibble? —they are women! Because—no male may enter Bryn Mawr as no female foot may enter Athos. With one ex- ception! Witly the exception of the “Prenuptian Chambers.” are, in other words, in the central building several rooms, “parlours,” into which at their request with the permission of the parents, and of the administration, the young charges of Bryn Mawr may receive the visits of gentlemen — who, nevertheless, in most cases—there is scarcely an excep- tion with the high approval of the family—are chosen to unite their lives with the charges of Bryn Mawr whom they visit. Once a week such visits are arranged, which, nevertheless, cannot be stretched beyond a half hour. The unhappy-happy inhabi- tants of the paradise of Bryn Mawr have no-more than half an hour a week to exchange oaths of. eternal faith and love with their chosen mates. The austerely limited charac- ter of the visitors and the significance of the visits give to the rooms of Bryn Mawr where these visits take place the characterizing name: ‘“Pre- nuptial chambers!” LETTERS (The News is not responsible for opinions expressed in this column.) To the Editor of the College News: In saying I will not tolerate such a criticism of “Heartbreak House” as was printed in the last number of the News, I am voicing the opinion of many other people in the college. C ty in criticism turns the reader nh indignation against the critic rath- er than against the piece criticized. “Without go6d breeding truth is disapproved.” Of course, personal opinion must enter into criticism, but it should be expressed with some de- gree of courtesy. Moreover, in such a.statement as the opening sentence, there is room for questioning the truth of it. I believe some of our short of the ideal than did this pro- duction of “Heartbreak House.” We should prefer to be told the endeav- ors of the Hedgerow group; we should rather be guided to their par- tial successes than be stunned by the over-emphasis of their failures.’ EVELYN THOMPSON, ’35. a year and three years in syccession, | A i¢ For they | own attempts have fallen further’ Claude Rains. A movie which one should see only on very sedate occa- sions because it has terrible.effects on the nerves and leads one to doubt one- All about a man which no one could see—at least not all of him all of the time. Very ‘swell. Karlton: Richard Dix goes dra- matic and gloomy on us in Day of _ Earle: Constance Bennett and Gil- bert Roland add more proof to the movie Maxim that spies inevitably fall in love and tell each other all they know and catch it all around for the sake of the tender passion. This is not much better than its predeces- sors and is called appropriately After Tonight. Boyd: Paul Muni does another dis- tinguished piece of work in The World Changes. The story follows a man through this charming world from his youth to his old age, and the end finds him a bitter, disappoint- ed individual. Excellent. 0 Europa: Sergei Hisenstein’s Mexi- can masterpiece, Thunder Over Mex- ico, in which he pleads his communis- tic cause with fervor, and in which appears some of the best of all mod- ern photography. And also a great deal of blood and gore. See it. Stanley: The Four Marx Broth- ers are back in Duck Soup, which in- volves a mythical kingdom, a revolu- tion and Groucho as dictator. Per- sonally we think they are very damp, but they have their public among many better minds than ours. S Aldine: Charles Laughton and his five visible wives go on being funny and also romantic in The Private Life of Henry the VIII. Mr. Laughton creates a portrait of the monarch that have existed in our minds since Freshman English. Keith’s: Lillian Harvey and John Boles in My Lips Betray. It’s one |of those musica] romances and a little on the moth-eaten side. Local Movies Ardmore: Wed., Thurs., Fri., and Sat., Footlight Parade, with Dick Powell, Ruby Keeler, and James Cag- ney. Mon. and Tues., Maurice Che- valier and To Love. ed. and Thurs., Jack Holt in The Wrecker. Fri. and Sat., My Lips Betray, with John Boles and Lil- lian Harvey. Mon. and Tues., Tar- zan, The Fearless, with Buster Crabbe. _Wed. and Thurs., Jimmy and Sally, with James Dunn and Claire Trevor. Wayne. Wed. and Thurs., Brief Moment, with Carole Lombard. ~ Fri. and Sat., Night Flight, with Lionel Barrymore, Helen Hayes and John Barrymore. Mon. and Tues., Too Much Harmony, with Bing Crosby. : Le There’s something in the adver- tisements this week. Read them. Reckoning, and it is pretty terrible. . answered a lot of questions which. nn Dvorak in The Way.