THE BOOK OF THE CLASS OF NINETEEN-ELEVEN 121 = | —vve— * THE NURS | mm] A EYEARS REACTIONARY he BY A PATIENT SENIOR VEN at first I thought this subject attracted me. It had such dramatic possibilities. The brilliant throng before my mind’s eye was worthy of my best efforts. I saw myself composing a masterpiece which should treat first of the Amazon. Indeed, a literary work which introduces “the Amazon” takes on an almost epic grandeur. It becomes vast, Hellenic, Amazonic. The scenes through which that great figure moves are drawn from life. Vainly —_—— — a the impotent creature struggles against her fate. Should a tear fall from her eye the tragic remark (inspiring pity and fear) is made: “I was very successful with insane patients in Dr. X ’s private sanatarium.” The pill goes down. When you come to think of it, the pill always does go down when an embodiment of fate (height six feet four or thereabouts) stands over you while you take it. I once threw a small pill out of the window. I felt that I was indeed flying in the face of Providence. Although the flight did not send me out of the window after the pill with a consequent $5.00 fine to pay, I realised that the only reason it didn’t was because the gods were merciful and let the incident stand as an exception to the rule that you can’t side-step fate. This event has universal significance, as in fact any has that is connected with that heroic character. The fact that I do not at the moment remember her name, and so cannot record it here is a matter of slight importance. That she stands in my mind simply